MTV and VH1 are ruining my life. i’m turning into a zombie who doesn’t eat her first meal ’til 6 o’clock and shower til 8pm because she is paralyzed in her chair, watching stupid shows about britney spears and michael jackson. to me mtv is so flashy and new and fancy cause i’ve never sat down and watched it before. everyone else is like, “Shut the fuck up we’ve seen this ten times already.” i get all excited and moronic and literally don’t move even if i have to take a wiz.