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some dicklicker anonymously sent me that adbusters hipsters OMG EXPOSE HIPSTERS ARE URBAN AND RIDE FIXED GEAR BIKES FIXED GEAR BIIIIIIIKES EXCLUSIVELY AND ONLY FIXED GEAR BIKES!!!!1 i had to fucking google what a fixed-gear bike even was, jesus. that article isn’t even about hipsters, it’s about SCENESTERS, those are the guys everyone hates. anyway the little baby said this about it Raymi, this is SOOO you. Don’t try to deny it. uh, thank you for revealing to me that you haven’t the first fucking clue about hipsters. firstly, i’m not bitter enough to be a hipster, or listen to obscure enough music (i heart kylie minogue for shit’s sake) and i don’t go to after hour parties, or any of those considered “hip-worthy” parties, but you from your nerdy little internet perch think that these scattered images on my blog add up to hipster? fwah. there’s not a chance in hell a hipster would deem ME a hipster, all hipsters are islands of themselves, i wouldn’t even be on their radar. the point is, that article is a hack piece and didn’t unearth anything i didn’t already know four years ago. am i a hipster? i don’t know and i don’t care, for se’ers though? i don’t even think i am cool enough and i’m not young enough anymore, that’s the truth. ps. i read the piece last fucking week, you old piece of shit. i liked what sbonerscarnage had to say about it though.

ok i take back the not cool enough comment, because i am cool, real cool, not poseur cool and i don’t jump onto fads, and i don’t need to go out to be SEEN, anyway, i don’t want to start a fucking cool riot, it’s a slippery slope to point at yourself and proclaim COOL, it’s just an unspoken and obvious thing you don’t say it out loud, you just is. i can’t help if all of a sudden it’s nothing but a disneyland explosion of kids in skinny jeans without an original thought in their heads crapping up the scene.

i’m proud of what i am and who i am, some days suck, and some are alright, but at the end of each one i’m happy in the thought that i will always be cooler than you, fuck, 3000 of you visit here everyday and that’s not cos i’m talking mathematics.

oh guess what, I’M HAVING ANOTHER ART SHOW IN OCTOBER!