finally!
and here are the rest of the archives of aug. 2007
look out, dad’s on the scene!
my name is john daker, wait for him.
if you want that namibia is for lovers! shirt go to goldenfiddle and yes i am their new junky model and yes i meant new as in old and junky as in drunky.
say yes to my crack
oh taco <3 it is dick jokes HEAVEN!
oh and our type of music is party rock or music to suck dicks by.
poetry makes me want to kill myself
do you want to hear a story about fil’s and i’s friday nite passionate sleepwalking lovemaking or do you want to pass?
some island vids.
Ryan: i had a dream you sold me a faulty pontoon boat
and stole most of my super nintendo games
i know you all think i’m a self-indulgent know it all arrogant dick with all these asshole opinions
bang lime at lee’s was a good time.
which is your favourite lindsay lohan?
she said come back and visit us when you are married hello nice as hell much?
girl time post
let me know if you want to be in my full house club
ran out of vodka?
you can’t afford these lamps, lamps.
me: i think that men should be forced to pay for half of their gf’s purses cos we carry all their shit and they hound us WHERE IS YOUR PURSE I NEED SOMETHING and they go thru it constantly and re-arrange all your junk
then i said i don’t want to be with someone who always makes me carry the movie.
i won a magoggy and you didn’t.
i still would like fil to deliver his opinion to a gaggle of chicks at whatever next art hipster shithead party comes up, hot fil arrives and says excuse me but you made my penis die
happy bday samir
and made everything a race-thing when actually everything was about how aggressive, argumentative and irritating he is.
should i leave a passive aggressive note or not?
i am never saying bye to anyone ever again EVER from a cab
when i was done talking about myself, we went home.
me: doofy scenesters would think you were a legend with your retarded stories
we can hug it out betty.
i seriously want to ride you from behind.