thanks le shizzle

so our first girl date from the internet i rate it 5 stars but only because we both started drinking so early cos we were really nervous, well maybe pretend nervous, girl dates are scarier than boy dates and more awkward, no matter, we were both won over fast and hard. ps. steph is a babe AND single just sayzin. i had us take a bunch of first pictures together to document the awkward.

first picture, here she is telling me off about looking like her dad or something.

ugh i look brutal.

hahahha check out cid’s head.

on gchat steph was like should i bring strawberries? i said that’s gay i’m more of a grease and salt girl she’s like ok lets go for hamburgers but that still doesn’t cover what i should bring over, a bag of dog shit? funn-ay. i like to laugh, she likes to laugh, AND she’s for real funny omg you guys don’t care about this stupid boring soap opera SORRY FOR BEING HAPPY FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE!

on the first date you shouldn’t go all out and get the ultimate burger, (bacon cheese AND fried egg!) save it for date ten when there’s no escaping the disgusting what is your style. ordered an ult. burg. to go for fil though haha.

bumped into lil sass.

watching the donkey video, i was going to make a video of their reaction but then got super sicked out by all of it.

trivial pursuit nap attack.

round two.

aaaaaaaand no this did not end up in a threesome all ten of you who are wondering, we’re trying not to socially alienate all the girls in my life anymore by doing it with them and then leaving me with no friends and back at the drawing board. NOT THAT SHE WOULDN’T HAVE ME IF OFFERED! omg haha please shut up lauren.

scott! and his new hair!

and he left the tie on the floor in the hallway after all that big deal made over it, he was going to be the belle of a wedding today by wearing it. sigh.

bye scott see you next year! brad was over too i forgot to get a picture oh well hi brad.

i’m at fil’s desk now, he left the power chord for his mac at work, it died, so he has nothing to do right now other than walk around in his underwear and slap his penis on my shoulder.