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i dress like a slob so you don’t have to




trying to gauge whether or not this outfit was too loony tunes for public consumption. mental survey says no despite feeling like a yes. not really the outfit per se, moreso the hat. i also went out sans makeup cos i wanted to tan my face, the last stand-up i had before NOLA granted absolutely no change to my skin pigment, waste.


so i had to wear sunglasses indoors like a cuckoo, almost had an emergency butt explosion in dominion, not really a close call just a first warning signal. maybe my anoos is allergic to suntanning.


pms crazy took over and i bought choc. fudge i just had one, v. delicious what the hell i don’t even like sweets. what else did i want to talk about, oh nothing. i’m totally a grease pig monster right now it’s pretty hot. thank god fil is a garbage disposal so i can buy dumb things to eat and let him finish the rest after i have a bite. 3.5 grams of fat per 2 of these, not bad really. not amazing, but not bad. i had one then the butt explosion happened. i was backed up in NOLA, traveling does that to me, the change in diet and then being around someone who isn’t used to hearing how insanely loud and capable you are at fart explosions so you just force it all in, the last nite when i was sick it started happening and then at the airport after security i evacuated my entire being it was lovely.


someone’s happy to have the fat under my tits back.

You are really judgemental; so what if she’s fat and wears velour or the emo kid wears make up and a skirt?

Interesting considering that you constantly parade yourself as in defense of the weak/underdogs/losers….
observation | Edit comment Delete comment | 04.07.08 – 4:23 am | #

“observation” thats funny that you’re defensive of my OBSERVATIONS, it’s a blog persona, stop crying. think of it like do’s and don’ts, i’m trying to help these people. and just as every coward in my comments who says nasty shit to me would never have the cajones to say it to my face, i would never be so rude as to do the same with my OBSERVATIONS to these strangers. if someone is dressed like an idiot i’m going to notice, nothing to do with their being an underdog at all. now if that goth dude was being cornered by some jocks hell fucking yeah i’d step in and throw some crazy in to defend him.

get your points right before you waste more of my time here.

i do not constantly parade myself as some joan of arc for losers, i merely state that i have the balls to speak up for them when no one else EVER does, and sometimes to my detriment but i do it anyway, there’s a difference.

oh and big ps. it’s called BEING FUNNY try it sometime, you’ll get more friends that way.
raymi | Edit comment Delete comment | Email | Homepage | 04.07.08 – 8:37 am | #

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