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you’re only better off at half your life

i could really go for a negro about now (actually not a fan of black licorice at all and no that does not make me a racist) err so like the only safe black metaphor you could come up with was a mary poppins chimney sweep reference? we get it Czechoslovakia, you are racially ignorant insensitive but like, really? there are other words for black in the english dictionary.

yes exactly RELAX everyone cos more races have been targeted to stereotype not just black people take our little drunk irish friend here check him out, he’s chillin’ all gingered and freckled and in case it wasn’t clear there’s that GREEN shamrock shirt and the pint of beer in his hand and he’s clicking his heels like oh hummm hmmmm who would do that? oh a leprechaun that’s right but whatever the fuck that all has to do with these shitty little candies is beyond me.

LOVE MOM

ps. ladies look, housework is good and fun and makes you happy, proof!

THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT MY FACE LOOKS LIKE WHEN THE VACUUM COMES OUT.

ok so we have our racism and sexism bases covered, what other isms are left? marx? haha right i’ll get on that.

27 thoughts on “you’re only better off at half your life”

  2. I don’t condone racism, or maxism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, “I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.” Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people

  3. Luv ur brainz,

    Im czech and negro is used widley in a lot of european lanuages in translation for the work black… PENISSES

    Sammy

  6. matt why are all euro candies so fucking racist it really hurts my white anglo saxon protestant heart i’m going straight to stuffwhitepeoplelike.org right now.

  7. You only have yourself to blame. It’s you wasps who took our regular European words for things and made them into racist slurs. It was like one guy said, “Hey, why should we ruin English by making it’s everyday words racist?” and another guy goes, “Those Czech fuckers have been pissing me off for years and you just gave me the best idea ever on how to get them back.”

  9. ok so like if a czech dude comes over and then my black friend comes over an hour later and the czech guy goes IT IS NICE TO MEET YOUR NEGRO FRIEND then what? i’m sorry WE took your “regular” words and pointed out their offensiveness. also i am french so like, let’er have it bien sur.

    and as per irish race vs nationality i was on a roll so good question actually i will ask my irish friend pitt, haha pretty sure it’s a nationality but you get my point they are stereotyped to all hell whatever they are.

  10. I’m not sure wether to be offened or hungry…I think the word it self could have two meanings…I’m more or less okay with it as long as it’s not being used in a negative manner…

  13. those freaky vacuums are everywhere man…i’d never seen that one before but the one at our local vac shop (haha LAME) has one that resembles a ladybug (pff) and one that looks like a pig (they tried to be sarcastic methinks.

    personally, i will stick with the 3-g Kirby that my bf bought because two hot chicks came to our door (while i was out, no less!) and did a demo with one and well, as he explained “they were hot so i bought it!”….for 3 fuckin grand it really DOES suck! and still sucks some major carpet even 3 years later!

    did i mention it has a coin-slot in the handle?? (for that pesky floor change ha!) and apparently it can even paint a car…

    yeah im gonna stop now hahaha

  14. um did that happen in 1950 who sells stuff door to door these days still other than jehova witnesses and recovering drug addict/dealers doing knife demos? hahaha

  15. the best thing about isms is that marxism is opposed to it, but is in itself one. but if you look into it there are loadsa versions of it too. and negro is the ‘good’ word in my lingo whereas black is the baddie. and remember there is a whole country in africa called niger, just gotta pronounce it right!
    loving the controversy
    oooh and that hoover is called henry! oh yeh its on the fotobyeeeeeee

  16. haha Raymi Chezhoslovakia has been disbanded into the checzh republic and slovakia 10 years ago! i think that they have different languages and everything! but whatever, negro probably is the only word for black in checz, It is in russian apparently (for black people)

    I totally used to have Henry but we called him Sucky

  17. chezk joke and it’s true i’m just as ignorant for not knowing anything you eastern euros are all the same to me, poles, slavs, serbs, whatever ;)

  18. Wow, that looks like a fucking ShopVac, and in my experience when you have to bust out the ShopVac, no bright cheery color or cartoon face is gonna make anything better. Zounds.

  23. Doesn’t the word negro or negra mean black in Spanish & Portuguese and hence the term Negro to mean a black person was adopted from that word?

  24. the irish depiction is pretty accurate though.

    and a nationality means a shared identity, so one could say any race is a nationality.

    but yeah irish is a race AND a nationality. to be irish is to be so feckin’ special it should be unique to both just to cover all the bases and not be lumped in with all the lesser races. like, the english!

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