Looks like a shit show right? You betcha.

More more more there’s always more.

I love my friends because they are all eclectic and varying ranges of stupid, inappropriate and passionate. They can’t keep secrets to save their lives and can’t not divulge to the birthday girl every confession, man the stories I heard and the fights I had haha just another night right? Right! Indeed it was another successful one for the books great turn out and I thank Bech and Jules v much for taking the reigns because I can’t handle that shit. Party planning stress yikes I am a nightmare that was gift enough for me and then they got me a loot bag full of treasures that I opened super late and was like WOW so AMAZING I am mind blown by these teeny socks. They are great gal pals and now that I am old I say things like gal pals (ew)(stopping right fucking now) and it was just a nice ass time plus all the dramz was amusing and all the dumb things people did or said periodically through the night we all played telephone about and I was like this is the sitcom man I love it. People showing up loaded, pouring a beer in to my vodka soda (ugh), telling me their boyfriend hates me, we fully rick rolled the restaurant okay I’ll shut up more photos here we go.

Blond girls arrived and that is when bar vespa was like holy crapola. Caron said when she went brunette from blond it was nasty I was like what were you pushed in the mud or something? After the big stink I made about going darker it was like so what you are still totally blond, no change at all is apparent. Lauren did an April fool’s hair prank about going brunette and I fell for it then she arrived blond haha nice.

Casie sent this I don’t know what’s going on with her eye there and bech has one look so her new nickname is Zoolander.

I did this a lot with my hands blogiously.

Love those ears Lauren.

There’s a similar photo to this from my ten year blogiversary party my hair is up like a platinum Raymi Winehouse thing thang.

In the beginning before it got sloptastical.

Bad girl mormons and a moron.

Thank you for the flowers Sergio!

Spoiled sparkle bum bum.

Sergio is the first male yay cray member. It’s an honour to live up to and he does us proud.

They know how I love my little stud earrings and am a loser (of them) so thanks for replenishing.

Amazing. I did a little shake and someone goes when’s your next show? and I go YOU JUST SAW IT. No that was with Heather but you know how I do with ma stories let ‘em all bleed in to one.

Yay Cray dance performance while I threw tissue paper rippings in to the air like a yay cray ought.

Who is that guy, Clem’s friend? It was one wicked after party.

Sean said I was timeless beauty in the opening of these shots what a peach Seany is!

Dancing at Salvador was salvadorablah thank you Tanya!!

Um Jesse and I look like a funny talk show right?? I’d watch that. Fuck I’d watch paint dry too.

Those specs need to be a hair smaller.

I did do a mini classy sassy performance in the back actually I took that off without showing anything!

I pulled a complain move (always complain!) and got this 13 dollar drink for free. It was ridinkulous how much it wasn’t topped up, furreal? I said I’m going to drink it anyway (it took forever to arrive) but, I’m not happy.

We couldn’t get one flattering photo of this magical strawberry kismet but who cares it’s just hair.

Partied like cray the night before too and Bech was like GO TO BREAD cos she knew people would drop like flies the next day but looky look who showed up? I did!

Cool.

Zoolander.

Caron you are adorablah thanks for coming out sweetheart!

Teenager face Jules AHHAHAHA Oh look, still the same bechnique.

I think I’ll go for a double dip this week.

Lucas with the lid off.

Bri came all the way from Rochester now that is international adoration. You are part of the crew now boy it was great givin’er with ya.

Jeff Caron and Luc staged an ndp or whatever rally over there COOL times!! NOT! HAhaha.

Thank you for dressing up!

This’ll go above the couch.

Me likey!

Might even look good by the tv. I have to mail that other painting anyway.

I got a new feather headband from the girls. It’s so sweet and matching nail polish.

Then it was time for bed! Thanks friends you complete me! Sarah has a write up on her website, nice to see your pretty face again babe. You called me a snowflake. So touched!

Hurray sean just sent more brb. Mondays are for this. What? exactly.