today we are celebrating canadian thanksgiving (tomorrow is a holiday and the “real” thanksgiving tho) i dunno why it is so early this year someone said that some retard looked at the sun or the moon in a book and said yeah it’s early this year? uh you can do that? did the prime minister do that? so i can make my birthday like, tomorrow? anyway we will not be eating turducken but maybe we will have it on christmas. the idea of stuffing animals into other animals appeals to me greatly. oh and then wrapping them in another animal: turkey, duck, chicken, bacon.

what’s that thing called where you stuff chicken with cheese and brocolli anyway it doesn’t even matter that’s pussy shit compared to a turkey with a duck and chicken inside of it. maybe they will get an ostrich and stuff it with a penguin and a blue footed booby (ew) and then a turkey and then a canadian goose then a duck then a chicken. by the time i got to the chicken i would be BORING chicken why don’t you get back to me when you are the size of an ostriche get your shit together dude.

wait for it…

the moral of the story is:

something to consider, vegetarians.

**fil just came and corrected me he said thanksgiving is the second monday in october. ungh he is sooooo annoying. anyway it doesn’t matter cos it is not the moral of my post nor story.