strictly handheld is the style I go

oh hi there how’s it goin’? good? good. me too.

i forced them to invite us over for these guys. now we owe them jambalaya.

in case you forgot, i’m really fuckin’ funny. hysterical even.

check out that cave hair, bravo. tell it to take a bow steph. right now. cos you know it can.

my body language represents a person who is closed off. that’s something my mom would say, has said. steph why were you making me feel so uncomfortable like that?

WHAAAAAT THE HELL IS THAT OVER THERE IS THAT MY FERN!?

um, have you been misting it with windex?

it’s ok i’m not sad. you are its only chance at survival, THAT is the only sad part about it. jokes. it’s just “interesting” that all your other house plants are thriving all strong and healthy looking. stupid fern, i thought you were the plant for nerds as in no sunlight required.

all concerned parties are confidant fern will make it til spring. oh i’m just hamming it up i don’t really give too much a care about that plant, i’m just grateful it has a chance to make it back over here no thanks to cid I CAN’T HAVE ANYTHING NICE. fil gave me flowers once and i had to put them in the wine fridge. how romantic.

fil wore one of my hair clips last nite cos he was feeling eccentric.

sorry for the blur.

sorry AGAIN. kekkibam.ca

I BOUGHT THAT BIRD IN THE GLASS THING.

cute. cute. cute.

i can’t wait til i grow up and start collecting whimsical adult things instead of strictly magic pony toys.

i’m not 100% certain but i think a hippie lives here. maybe. not sure entirely, but there is a strong possibility of it.

A+ vintage matches collection.

i pulled an annoying and ate mine bunless with a knife and fork. it was SO good. then we had seconds.

if you are wanting to leave you’re gonna have to DRAG ME OUT OF HERE.

fine then, bye. next time no hockey, girl tv ONLY. see yuh wouldn’t wanna be yuh! remind me to actually start saying that please, i think it will go over well. quite.

oh yeah i was feelin’ my eye makeup, no one noticed, or cared. i like how the orange of my hat really brings out the orange of my face makeup and newly tinted (jergen’s bronzing lotion) face, way to go flash.

my hair was also on the ball last nite, i got a new tip for growing out bangs to keep them swooped thanks to steph’s friend sarah, if you want to know it you have to email me cos you know, i don’t want this shit to spread. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo