polish cabbie from raymi lauren on Vimeo.
Matthew: did i tell you what guy was telling me in the cab in polish?
me: no what was he saying
i have some video of it
Matthew: hahahaha he was trying to give me picking up tips to get with you and sass hahahaha
me: HAHAHHAHAHA
Matthew: he was like you have to romance the ladies in the back if you want to get anywhere with them
you should go buy them flowers
me: yeah you SHOULD buy me flowers
Matthew: remember the man always has to pay
me: he was awesome
i liked his jogging suit outfit
Matthew: he was old time polish jerk off. people like him are the basis of 90% of me and my brother’s jokes to each other
me: i have 1.20 of video watching now
i could tell he was being pervy
Matthew: no, he wasn’t being pervy really
it was just like this mentality of polaks that younger people need advice from their elders
me: how savvy of him to assume that the other tall guy in the backseat (phil) would obvs not be one of our boyfriends
Matthew: i think he didn’t notice phil
me: HAHAHHAHA how can you not notice 6 feet and 4 inches
THAT TALKS
Matthew: well he was saying you’ve got all girls in the back with you at one point
me: omg now hes talking about sex mission
Matthew: he was probably blinded by your beauty
hahaha
me: probably
he was looking at me in the mirror too
was he drunk
Matthew: maybe he couldn’t see phil in the rear view
naw, he wasn’t drunk
me: um fil was kitty corner to his right shoulder, impossible to miss
what else did he say
Matthew: he was saying that i have to be a gentleman
just shit like that
as soon as i started talking polish with him he just gets into it
oh he was saying i should teach you guys polish
me: yeah he also talks about the second world war
what possible use could i have for speaking polish
Matthew: i said i was teaching you how to swear and he disapproved
me: aw
haha
fil said shmata before i could
he stole my thunder
as usual
Matthew: haha
then we started talking about polish tv and movies
me: yeah way to alienate us you pricks
Matthew: and he mentioned that movie sex mission hahaha
i’m totally gonna fiind it
me: im uploading the video to vimeo now
i knew he was polish before anyone else did
i saw you testing him
Matthew: i actually heard about it before, it’s supposedly hilarious
me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexmission
Matthew: yeah i had a suspicion too, i thought polish or czech
me: http://cache.gawker.com/assets/video/stills/s/sexmission_io9.flv.jpg
i knew right away i have a sixth sense for polaks
that is the only 6th sense i have
so useless
Matthew: it’s probably just the smell of cabbage hahaha
i’m searching torrents now to see if i can find it
me: is it a terrible movie but good terrible
Matthew: no it’s supposedly good, like not funny because it’s so bad but really funny
my mom’s friend came with her daughter from poland a few years ago and she was telling me about it too she’s like i know it sounds retarded but it’s actually really good
me: i found a picture of a hot polish chick
Matthew: she said it was one of the funniest movies she’s ever seen and she’s totally cool so i trust her word
haha
fuck i can’t find a torrent
me: are you going to tell your brother about the cabbie
Matthew: fuck yeah
hahaha
me: let me know how he reacts
Matthew: hmmm i’m wondering if i should shell out the money for it
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