I am at raymis house in canadia. all my money is worth more here and we had hot jail glass table makeout parties after we were the specialolympics.com at the bar and we drank so much i hav e add now good bye strangerini. please stop taking pictures of my boobz raym for chrissakes.

i wrote a song called m6k what.

it’s not gay, it’s empowering, like when you carry my purse or wear my pretty diamond bracelet and you are a boy and i have new bruises and scrapes on my person because i was marco in the marco polo game and in the lagoon pool in colin’s flossin’ house.

i have dirt all over my hands. hot.

i visittede mark at rotate this and he let me tag the decks there with raymitheminx.com go see for yourself and i rode around the store on my fagboard.

now im hanging with craig, parkdalemassive, we went to redroom and shit-talked.

i have to go find a friend to hang out with me now while craig be’s an adult.

ehm.

it rained a lot.

emporer sucks.

tell me when i can come visit you

and this time YOU will pay my travel expenses

and i want the world to be there

but i dont want to be blowned apart

i want to see cj

and demp

(why the fuck is he in afghan?????????????????)

i love him

he’s the dude i gave toronto map to

etc

and i am a mature now

like very happy

and funny and on the mark and have so much brilliance and strength and energy that cj’s head will politely turn into a balloon with a string on it and go ftt ftt fiiit out the window

after i hand him his vagina in mariokart and chess and everything

-go kart

sour grapes written by mumraymi.

his favourite pasttime was tormenting me about other young girls

really into wild on

and ed the sock (which shows how juvenile he is)

porn

pointing out other womens body parts

internet pornography

telling me he wanted to get a pool so his daughter would bring all her friends over and taking her to wonderland to get her to point out the biggest asses

checking out my friends younger daughters

in nyc telling me he was in the best bowling league because he had the young ladies on his team

telling me he was sitting beside a beautiful woman on the plane

undressing other women with his eyes while we were out

looking at a photo at his friends before we went to the comedy club and asked if she was single

told the ladies he was single at the new years party we went to

finally I just stopped going out anywhere with him

And with all that i just glanced at a guy on rollerblades once because i am not like him and he never let me forget it

how’s that for a wonderful boyfriend

and here’s the clincher

he jumped on top of raymi on the couch on christmas eve because he is socially awkward and thinks innuendos are what raymi is about only

he said finally we are alone and dove on her she told me she was numb with depression at the time and very uncomfortable by him doing this so she pity chuckled and left the room

did you have a nice walk back to your car

ps what the fuck is wrong with blogger or is it my laptop? someone gave it aids. i am never cut and pasting from haloscan again – raymi.

there is my boyfriend but we never talk and he doesn’t know my name or that i breathe and the last thing i said was your music’s shite it keeps me up all nite up all nite and then noel gallagher wrote it in his song and liam sang it kuz he hadn’t yet discovered the art of the tambourine. i’m kidding. tambourining isn’t art.

that’s the killers show. hihii.

that is squid viscious. if you want any shit on raymi, he gots it, though he is my uncle and he shoots people so it might be hard getting it out of him. we were pretty awful to each other sometimes but now we are friends again (despite him sexing a hundred girls of mine) and we get one another.

we have a lot of baggage with each other. if you hurt him i will be mad. but like it is with sibling-love, raymi can shit on him all she wants, but if notraymi does it, it is not ok. like sister of adam sandler in punch drunk love. i love her.

-zoltan.

dear kiki

you made me cry ‘cos you ditched me for a 16 year old and i was being selfish and a periodpants bitch to you but still i never see you and i come out of my way to see you and you hurry me out of the bar when i bump into summa my geekfriends who coulda given me a lift back to my town after giving me a handful of shots and a trashcan of beer and you shoo me out and then you say ok well bye i’m going to boink this little frighead.

so i lost it in the parking lot and you said fuck you and i said YEH FUCK YOU IS RIGHT! and walked away and u went lauren lauren come on all sad and yer friend that got his balls bit by a dog who was 17 was like let her go let her go and then me and shawnraymi drove to your work next day and you weren’t there, big surprise.

and i go where is kiki and they go she was suppose to be here and i said dont worry i KNOW where she is and we drove to 16 year old sketchbag’s house who your older brother use to date the trashbag sister of, my god what a town we come from, anyway, we scared you and brought you home.

and then we fought with little brother and he took the 26er shawnraymi got for you and i lost it on the little dirtbag and said i would punch him in the fucking face if he called you a bitch again and he said get out of my house and i said this is more my house than it is yours and he was like whaaaat? long story, blog readers.

so we all need fixing to do on ourselves. i think shawnraymi is the only one who can help yer bro, you know this, i know this.

i was mean to gord. i said this is how big your game is and put my thumb and pointer finger together really small and he thought i was talking about his pee pee and i threw, sorry, shoved him in the bushes a lot and he was hitting on mumraymi hmm what else, hitting on everyone in front of everyone and i was like yer dumb but apologized for being mean. i can’t help being mean and mindfucking people who hit on me kuz i don’t know how to deal when i’m getting drunk and not prepared for it.

buhlidguhrentraymi

i was so happy to see jackie and stacey!

that jamie guy though, i know a girl he use to date here of three years. pffft. im like u got a 19 year old girlfriend don’t pretend that you don’t and he is all that blond girl over there is hitting on me and now not one of them will talk to me now that they see me with you. he was trying to make me jealous and i said good go for it i wanna see how much game you have. obviously none kuz he didn’t go over to her. he’s like yeh i would do her in the bathroom and i said cool story.

dick’s can lick my balls capitan.

i also professed my desire to have sex with rena and said i probilly laid more girls than you anyway and she agreed.

please don’t make me get in fights with gangs of black girls for you, that’s selfish honey, don’t put me in that position.

oh and i got a raymi-spotting! tho dude didn’t know shit about raymi i don’t think. he was at the killers concert on the patio with us, this cute little blondie hipster thing and his voice got all high when he talked to me and jamie goes did you hear how high his voice got i hate him and i said good then he is my new boyfriend, leave me alone and he even asked me where i went every five minutes and cock-blocked me on the dancefloor.

ok i have to take my crazy pills now but i love you and i want you to come here for a little while and not see that 16 year old fleabag and i want you to straighten the fuck out and come to yoga.

i like when you stuff your bra.

xo

raymi