from pita-q bloor/spadina, derno the story behind the paper tho anyway, suicidal sober nite equals EAT THE WORLD and you can tell i am serious about eating because i sat down in sexyland (fil’s table) to 100% focus on this guy.
they must have made some changes cos it was actually delicious, before it was on the dry side and the bread was thicker and dustier like i just went to a bakery and not a shawarma pit-stop.
cid knows something is up.
DUDE!
the trick to raymi’s diet is save the rest for fil.
do you know how hard this is!? i can’t even believe i’m doing it AS I AM DOING IT it was like an out-of-body experience, probably my first one ever.
*sniff* anyway i sat down at my laptop and ten minutes later got up and finished it then i had the eatings guilt. didn’t last long though.
now on to dinner.
good call on the two bowls, sharing is impossible with us.
super sweet grape tomatoes, i hate tomatoes well cherry ones, i managed to eat four of these.
the leftover dressing we sopped up with some baguette so delicious i am in a fight with you guys right now just because.
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notice how nobody makes aids jokes anymore?
it’s like AIDS? sorry 1990! big whup AIDS!
i bet kids don’t even know what aids are anymore. my old roommate lucas, we used to call him lucasaids, cos i bought a bottle of lucozade once and i was smoking tons of pot and was manic and made everyone’s name into a crazier version of itself. we would say lucasaids! then laugh for five minutes, hyper-ventilate can’t breathe tearing up cry howl laughing then whoever caught their breath first would eep out whisper it again lucasaids then die laughing again.
fun with cheapness, destruction, and creativity. haha yeah oozing creativity here people.
how did i acquire these butt grabbers?
these are size 32s from h&m, where everything is loads small, or is it just my fucking hips and love handles? anyway these always fit but not in a nice enough way, and while the bigger pants look is coming back, slight bell-bottom shit, these just won’t suffice, too fucking big, i never wore them and missed the chance to whenst in-between sizes.
you can only look sort of skinny if you are barefoot and everyone around you is high on the weed and you are telling a hilarious joke, other than that you are an elephant.
haha after vogue like before i am all sad and obese with thunderclouds above my head and now my life is changed forever. oh and i am a fat water-retaining premenstrual pig right now.
HOW MUCH HAS MY FACE BEEN STOLEN FOR THIS FUCKING MODEL! AND IT’S THE SAME HAIRCUT I GOT WHEN I CAME BACK FROM ENGLAND EXACTLY! CLICK TO ENLARGE!
the lips are way too close to the bottom of the chin to be real, my eye colour, eyebrows, make-up, everything. ok i will go get a picture to compare. upon closer inspection my lips ARE that close-looking to my chin so, so!!!! look how big her nose is, look at my ski slope! obvs. they photoshopped the fuck out of it so it could match that tiny head.
amber sent this in to me so no i am not that much of a crazy.
I was looking through “101 Hairstyles” magazine and came across…. you… or your twin. What do you think? weird, huh.
we are going to make this tonite except with our own homemade caesar dressing i’m on my way out to find anchovy paste how pretentious is that. sheena had that salad and i can’t stop thinking about it. i just showed fil the picture and he lost his mind. maybe we’ll do it with hearts of romaine. basically trying to conjure the salad from the royal york we ordered with willheim ok i guess i am pre-menstrual.
and
if you want to do some style rip-offage do hers. she makes her own clothes and will one day give me some.
this kills me everytime, fucking annex hahaha.
this guy makes me most hysterical ROFL.
this just in MY WIFE WON’T SLEEP WITH ME ANYMORE!
ew look a hedonist, please take your grapes elsewhere asshole.
compost dinner.
fil sleepies.
marinade party, chicken fillets and turkey breast.
some lady in our building left out a ton of TAKE MEs in the laundry room, we took a few chutneys, mistake, i opened and tried them, not my thing, if anyone wants two expensive jars of chutney let me know, i only opened for two seconds to try out. that rosemary garlic sauce was a bit too sweet.
nice shorts and tribal tat pfft. kidding, he is not allowed to wear those outside unless we are in a forest, and layne stanley designed that fire ring, not forhim but just drew it.
siiiiiiiiiiiiick from this weekend leftover pics you guys.
check out bendover ass guy in the background.
hipster blanket.
now dean STOP fucking around, are we or aren’t we out of pabst!?
just standing around, no biggie.
what is it about the beach that makes gross old people make out like they are on ecstasy?
that woman is ADD.
aw time to pack up and go home for mashed pertaters and that special on pbs.
lay off the chillum a lil bit maybes honey you are not a rasta.
and the cure for neck/back hair is?
XL t-shirt seen!
waiting for the ferry.
beaver.
we had to go to the westin to get fil those socks. he doesn’t own white socks, black and wool only and i forbade him to wear either with these shoes.
Old School meets New School on Tuesday, August 7 as Classic Degrassi actors Stefan “Snake” Brogren and Stacie “Caitlin” Mistysyn DJ against Degrassi: The Next Generation’s Aubrey Graham, Miriam McDonald and Stacey Farber. With a suggested $10 donation at the door, all proceeds from the musical match- up will go directly towards Degrassi’s efforts with Free The Children, the world’s largest network of children helping children through education. Free The Children’s unique youth driven approach, involves more than one million youth in innovative programs in more than 45 countries. A group of Degrassi cast will embark on a journey with Free The Children to Kenya in mid-August to build a school and assist in a variety of other community projects. Be the change!
i also plan to not drink, howevs, if you happen to see me drinking it’s because someone bought me a drink and i could not refuse their generosity.
raymi’s guide to free drinks ensues.
hey no i’m drinking club soda, what? hey! ok fine i will accept your whiskey but only because you are SUCH a nice guy.
their backs face the road so dickheads like us can’t do the slow drive-by i guess.
that’s some harsh luck.
canada, sigh.
then to elora.
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Can you imagine about 130 cats in a one small Moscow flat? If you can’t, then watch the pictures and the video below. The flat’s owner says, that she loves homeless pets and simply wants to help them.
christina ricci (big eyes, lots of forehead oh wait that was tyra).
mennonite cemetary, i take full-cred of finding it.
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dear: that one loser in kitchener who stalks my blog and sends me little disses now and then in my comments,
yeah! fuck your land too!
what’s that zehrs? yes, it’s time for you to fuck off also. i bet you buy your crappy clothes from here. nice socks, on sale?!
ok, i like thai food but not kitchener thai food, FUCK YOU!
that is all.
for now.
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LOOK! make beef jerky in your oven! this is mungobah he is fil’s buddy from i dunno university? he goes on camping trips alone with his dog, so like, he must be really smart or something only smart people can survive camping alone, i think. or people with mental problems. my favourite is his dog smiling at the beef jerky i love dog smiles sorry warmed my heart much!
