Elizabeth: thats like what 4 in the gta? everyone must be dressing alike
me: yah bloor eaton centre queen
Elizabeth: theres one at one of those malls on the subway line for jewish people and one at oakville place too which is your favourite lindsay lohan?
me: yes and dufferin mall
Elizabeth: here are your choices 2004 mean girls wilmer valderamma lohan who gets big boobies and is friends with tara reid 2005 skinny lohan who is friends with nicole AND paris and starts to make it into magazines like vogue and talk about brands like Lanvin add herbie the love bug summer tour to 2005 lohan and digitally reduced boobs 2006 “getting healthy” lindsay lohan who records a video for her dad in jail, hangs out with cougar mom more, but bursting at the seems lindsay lohan who we start to hear rumours and rumblings of drug abuse, excessive partying etc or finally 2007 coke pants lohan, with 2 duis in as many months “recovery lohan” who will start taping her E true hollywood story in december PICK
me: the one where i masturbated to her sex scene yesterday afternoon lindsay
Elizabeth: haha worse sex scene ever PS
me: oh when she got skinny with massive tits and wears bikinis all the time lohan i love her no matter what she can give fil a bj i dont care
last week’s bang lime show with the two koreas pictures
that skirt was so trying to inch her way into fil’s heart.
oh so like, you’re a photographer or something teehee? do you know how many chicks use this exact same line then make up some camera that they don’t own “but want” and i am standing there giving them the meanest fucking look ever and don’t give me that i like watching my boyfriend get hit on bullshit, you only like it cos your boyfriend is ugly and it’s like a relief when some desperate girl gives him a second glance. i’ve seen chicks wait for me to walk away to the bathroom and then they go in for the kill and have the deer caught in headlights look on their face when i come back and go oh yeah questions about cameras oh how INTERESTING and please i am a fucking mile hotter than you what makes you think you have a chance.
oh hai.
for anyone who cares, bang lime is two dudes from metric. here is a short video i took.
they are pretty good, party rock music i know i tried to dance near the end in my wedges so that stands for something.
you’d think the only fancyish restaurant on toronto island would get it right, right?
all these places i wanted to sit and the chairs are all locked up so we got to sit near people with babies, don’t forget, we hate babies (sorry people with babies) and if we wanted babies, we’d have them.
we got to wait ten minutes for our drinks to come.
did you order the muscles? i know i did.
a pretty bitter brief history about how all the houses on the island were demolished.
the “drinks only” area is a spit away and yet we cannot eat there, why cos the sight of food makes alcoholics want it? retarded.
13 dollar lamb burger, decent, and that was the beginning and end of it.
8 dollar expensive garbage caesar. it was so bland. the dressing was laughable.
6 dollar shitty cream of mushroom with chicken stock soup, luke warm, and i overheard it was the bottom of the pot. joy.
i want to punch this picture i am so angry jealous.
i would get into all the eavesdropping people watching we took in but i am so miserable about dining there it will put me over the edge.
i know you all think i’m a self-indulgent know it all arrogant dick with all these asshole opinions, what makes me so different from you? sharing it with you and documenting it all that’s about it, i’m sorry if it pisses you off to read time and time again shit like this on my blog oh big surprise raymi is angry again or i’m raining on people’s good times. i dunno, is it too much to ask for some fucking quality control and have expectations? we go to an island specifically to eat at this place and it blew ass. BLEW ASS! and it (the rectory) was bitter about all the historical homes being torn down, in the bathroom on the back of the door there is a picture of the hotel that once was and some bitter caption, like come on, piss me off with shitty service then moan about the past, how about being the best you can be as the one fucking restaurant on the island and move forward maybe. yes it’s sad when historical hotels are destroyed MAKE A BETTER SALAD! chef ramsay should visit that place.
those are my 300 reduced to 170 pants and that is a pomegranate vodka rockstar drink way to go making the booze ones look like the sobers ps. notice the cowboy spurs, nice.
suck it in sister.
do you want to hear a story about fil’s and i’s friday nite passionate sleepwalking lovemaking or do you want to pass? fil is concerned about it, it’s kind of hilarious i think. i’ll write about it tomorrow.
why is everyone on flickr disgusting as hell? check the comment on this picture.
in case anyone cares billable hours is on right now and we love it and i discovered it and there will be a re-run at 11 something later on every sunday. oh and samir’s short film made it into tiff, it’s called a cure for terminal loneliness. YAY!
oh and if you want to talk about the riches with me i would like that too.
me: do you like the band name go to bed GO TO BED go to bed
merkley???: its ok
me: mom sucks
merkley???: ok go to bed
me: ok go basements rule
merkley???: the water heaters
me: uh thats good if we are going to be wearing sweaters
merkley???: or duct taped matresses
me: no
merkley???: who is in the new band? name your band Poetry Slam!
me: ew!
merkley???: with the exclamation point
me: ew! poetry! ew! good name all our songs will be about beating up nerds and one will be called sigh siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
merkley???: I WORTE A POEM! ha ha
me: poetry makes me want to kill myself
merkley???: misspelled
me: i noticed
merkley???: you didnt say who is gonna be in the band
me: this guy was writing poetry beside me on a patio last nite by himself me fil this girl this guy
merkley???: no friends
me: i am the singer
merkley???: really?
me: yes there was a floating arrow above his head that said NO FRIENDS he had pretentious old man cigarettes and a dumb hat and vest on at this dive rock bar pffft OH HOW INTERESTING YOUR THOUGHTS ARE SO REAL
merkley???: did you tell him that he reminded you of someone famous?
me: I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT STUFF IN THAT WAY BEFORE I MET YOU DEACON
merkley???: FAMOUSE
me: oh i wish i did fil texted me cos he didnt want to say it out loud like why arent you laughing at that guy
merkley???: mickey mouse was famouse
me: and i said i am totally trying to suppress it thanks well he kind of looked like micky mouse hahahaha
merkley???: you sure do watch a lot of sports
me: no i dont that was the first one in awhile
merkley???: seems like you always have sports photos on your blog now and food and camping
me: its summer dude have a little taste of it yourself
merkley???: gross
me: ha yeah summer makes me sick please
merkley???: guess what i invented last night?
me: what
merkley???: hair implant tattoos instead of ink you use hairplugs ha ha you could spell PUBES on your back
me: this was after how many drinks
merkley???: one billion
me: i feel fucking brain damaged right now tequila
