christmas morn’ fil’s new ride video.
turkey time video.
cid’s millionth time-out video.
loner GO train ride back to toronto video.
christmas eve 2am.
just waitin’ for fil to get out of the can.
catskills cops video.
the editors backstage at v-fest video.
spying on the city from mg‘s hotel room video.
casby’s aftermath video.
matthew good load me up backstage at massey hall video.
me: i just ran in on fil in the bathroom cos i thought he was masturbating with my vibrator in the shower, he wasn’t – it was his new battery powered toothbrush
he does calf stands in the shower when he brushes his teeth so he was bobbing up and down and im like omg he IS! then i see the toothbrush
ha
Jamie: hahhaa
me: i guess the toothbrush would be a good ruse for covering up the vibe sound
but then it would be supersonic loud
Jamie: maybe he was!
see if your vibe smells like butt
me: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
wouldnt you just use it on your balls
or peener
Jamie: wouldn’t that hurt?
me: i wouldnt know
Jamie: my balls are way too sensitive to be vibrated
me: too much information
this little showcase was empty so i put all the leftover ornaments in it, i thought it looked good, the next day when we came back over my dad had removed them, i knew it. anal!
i re-gifted this, ever since i shoved a jr. mint up my nose and it got stuck and exploded hot mint down my nasal passage i haven’t been a fan of the mint/chocolate flavour.
fil got the tiniest remote control car ever, video of it to come.
yay it’s finally fucking over!
i have to return this bad boy, the clasp pops open (i have a broad back, it’s a small).
fil got me this it’s not here yet that’s why i got to see a picture of it.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! christie got a missed connection! i so saw this guy check out the back of her head when he left through the window.
the only meal i ate yesterday i inhaled in two minutes.
the weather was mental.
oh my god i have no idea what to fucking wear today/tomorrow, there are three-ish separate functions i need to dress for and the only thing that is making it difficult is well, the only thing i don’t feel like a cow in right now is the same black shirt i’ve been wearing practically everyday since i bought it two fridays ago and already wore out to fil’s birthday thing in the suburbs, the same people will see it again at least i didnt buy a totally memorable sparkle barf shirt yeah?
i kind of really want one now.
i’ve also got some steamy gossip i can’t share but am dying to, it’s not that steamy it’s more like, someone’s gonna get what’s comin’ to ‘em finally if they don’t watch it this holiday, actually TWO somebodies. i got beefs world! watch out! these persons may or may not be related to me and both have been dealing some steady s-talk about me behind my back for way too long. i might hold off the sauce even tonite (pfft) to avoid explosion 2007. maybes.
i think the red tide is coming in as well.
oh wait i just brainstormed an outfit that will hopefully smite my enemies.
tony gets a kick out of my comments.
i just saw fil wearing a baseball hat and all i said was NO and walked away.
ps. if you missed my fatface on cock’d gunns the other nite it’s on again dec. 26 at 8.30pm on the ifc channel.
our xmas tree in action video.
guess who got/is getting these, guess in your head though because i am not telling.
the only tree we get to have because of wolverine cat.
saturday nite dinner.
ground turkey medley.
that’s spinach. when we decide to make dinner we leave with a mystery list that says meat veggies on it basically then we stand in the supermarket like zombies staring at the ceiling until we lose all patience and sputter out random ideas and then we walk out in complete silence and drive home in more silence with the ten items it took us way too long to agree upon.
we are missing an entire bag of cds, our favourite ones too, they’ve been missing since we went to the catskills in september and leslie said we didn’t leave anything behind so fil thinks we drove away with a bag on the top of the car and it eventually fell off. so frustrating cos that bag was full and everyday something reminds one of us of it and then we sit there tallying up our missing cds, some we’ve had for ten years even, and then there’s the missing soldiers we cannot even remember we brought along but shoved in the bag nonetheless. fil refuses to think that maybe someone stole them out of the car. sigh. i’m bummed yeah but it’s somewhat liberating to lose things and have zero control over it, once it’s gone it’s gone, c’est la vie. speaking of, we watched la vie en rose the other night which i bawled a significant amount to and found to be quite enchanting, sad, bittersweet, you should see it.
here i am spying on the building kitty-corner to us, one of the tenants it seems uses his livingroom as a porno shoot (pictures) studio, the flash rips through our entire unit so fil flashed them back with his camera then they closed their drapes. fil thought no way can it be risque, but then it carried on ’til 2, 3 in the morning, i don’t think something akin to sears portrait studio would happen during those hours. then the very next morning they continued on. i saw a dude with a very fancy camera and that big white circle they use to refelct light and he was shooting down at something like a bed (so totally porn). who knows maybe it was a dungeons and dragons figurine gathering, though i really fucking doubt it.
i’m hoping to catch some t’ n a real soon.
yeah it’s pretty late ‘n all and you’re probably knee-deep in your holiday depression watching saturday night live drunk by now but we just noticed that at 2.40am on the IFC channel the episode of cock’d gunns that i’m in is on so you have just over 2 hours to stay awake some and see it, i haven’t yet, but i remember i was dancing like an idiot during the rock show part in the front row in my success dress and before that walking around in the background during the art show. samir is the director ps. kbai. oh and if you’re a nerd you should record and then expand slow-mo all the parts with me in it on youtube only if i look good though.
dear haloscan once i figure out how to set a website on fire YOU are the first one that gets it.
