“These cyber scribes rule the blogosphere but without a laptop to lean on, will they crash and burn?“
what? huh? they do? how? when? WHERE? WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY AND WHY WASN’T I CHOSEN FOR THIS SHOW? and look at how few of them actually have blogs, tell me, how can you “rule” the “blogosphere” w/o a fucking blog!? and even the ones who do, megalomaniac or not, I AM THE BLOGOSPHERE.
this is totally a farce, how laughable and nice snub you nerds.
videos…
do you have plans for NYE yet? never fear we got it covered, tony is coming back to town and he and duane are holding down the fort in a nice hotel, so if you want to avoid pricey bars, crowds and tinsel covered cougars from all over the GTA this dec. 31, email this guy at raymitheminx@gmail.com and i will give you the deets. BYOB of course, and bring lots.
christmastime for the jews
way to go.
lunchdate food poisoning.
xmas present for my brother.
we went to c’est what and were banished to the back room with the temperature equivalent to a steamhouse and the musical stylings of jack fucking FM.
i brought back-up in case it got boring.
you can learn a lot about your friends by playing cards with them.
trevor for example is way competitive. elizabeth is a space cadet, she lost the most.
i am too actually, many times someone would be out and i didn’t even know it. n. is greedy and bossy, all dudes are exactly the same basically, anal and controlling. am i right sisters?
bad kids.
nice ponytail.
i’m already tired of this.
everyone in that elevator was a buzzkill except for us.
check senor frown over in the corner there allergic to fun much?
mitzie got BIG.
exiled cat.
someone was treating us to a celine dion jam.
‘scuse-me i was looking for the skinny party?
expected, non?
mitzie looks like this:
haloscan is fucked right now i can’t even log in so if you are desperate to share some information with me, email it and i will add it to my blog like in the days before commenting existed. i know it’s killing me too i havent been able to log in since early last nite i NEED INSTANT FEEDBACK regarding everything i do NOWNOWnowWNWowNOW! *update ok it’s sort of working for me, v. delicate but i can access just takes longer. ps. stardust is MAGICAL see it.
environmentally friendly holiday greetings from emma and arsenio.
here’s a don’t.
DON’T eat a chicken teriyaki bento box and eat around the slightly pink parts of the chicken and then don’t go into a tiny whimsical gift store in the annex holding in your fourth #2 of the day then go to the tanning salon sweating and clammy and use the facilities and then DON’T have a suntan and DON’T picture crapping the suntan bed either oh god it was like the end of the fucking world half an hour ago, all is well but next time just pass on the suntan until your body temperature goes back to normal. that was like the dumbest thing i’ve done lately and i usually make a point to do a dumb as often as possible and no in case you didn’t get it i did not crap the tanning bed i had to lie perfectly still while my delicate insides got a nice little cooking i couldn’t do my regular poses and rotations it was that close.
i just saw rizabef and n they are doing well for anyone who cares, seeing them tonite if anyone else wants to get in on it.
it takes wendi months to get you the pictures she takes.
i rented stardust don’t tell me anything about it i am tempted to watch it before fil comes home because i am yes, a lesbian.
*update oh man i just crapped AGAIN. no more bento boxes, no more chinese food. saigh.
a chat with ryan ray of thunder bay – ryan ray from thunder bay, plays guitar does fuckall all day
Ryan: good morning raymi
how are you
me: hithere
good so far
Ryan: well im glad its the shortest day of the year
me: going to make espresso then you can ask me questions
is it?
Ryan: i feel like a drunk cause i’m like. drunk
me: you are drunk already?
Ryan: you ever get that
well i got home late ok
a few times yeah i will
me: huh?
Ryan: oh yeah ok
i was out for a smoke what’s your favourite nirvana cd then?
me: bleach or in utero
ive overplayed nevermind and incesticide is a if i feel like it album but i like them all
Ryan: ok so that’s like saying i like your hair best when it’s black brown blonde or red but ok favourite beatles record?
me: cant decide
dont go there basically
i have song moods
right now im rotating george harrison and paul mccartney
and my fave beatles song right now is anna (got to him) i think im going to do a raymi dance video to it
Ryan: who’s your favourite beatle if they’re all still there and,
who’s gonna be the last to go?
me: lennon
hands down
thats a dumb question
are you really wasted right now
Ryan: pretty stupid answer too !
no i’m ok that’s a pretty good tune
me: you asked me who my favourite was and i answered
Ryan: catnapped my own cat last night i feel awful
me: what does that mean
Ryan: some other house needed him to catch mice
ok who’s your favourite between paul and ringo then
me: but its your cat so what
cant choose
ryan stop being stupid
better questions
non-beatle related perhaps
Ryan: oh yeah eh good thinkin
ok are you bigger than jesus? cause like only a million people were even alive back then eh and only some of those hung out in wherever the jesusland was so technically would you say that your blog is bigger than jesus in a way
me: no im not christians totally outnumber us good guys
scarily so
Ryan: well maybe in 2000 years it’ll just be a bunch of scary bloggers
me: doubt it
in 2000 years the planet wont exist
we’re endangered
Ryan: well technically that’s true
ok what would you do before the end of the world
that you havent done yet
me: hmm
im not very imaginative
irish countryside, wellingtons, beer in a thermos, springtime, cottage
have a few pieces of paper and write down some hard up truths on it, real meaningful shit to leave behind
Ryan: cheers
ok what kind of beer?
me: then give it to someone who doesnt even know me
uh who cares
maybe cherry flavored beer
or strawberry
Ryan: they have cherry flavoured beer?
me: and fil is with me
yes!
Ryan: well yeah
i didn’t know !
what season would it be
i guess that’s to say what’s yr fave season
me: i said it was spring
its warm a bit wet but sunny
me right now even though it’s eleven i feel like this all day long. i guess it’s coffee time.
stupid winter outfit what i wore for eliz and we didn’t hang so she didn’t see it and i’m never wearing it again (partying today).
fil’s new jacket.
here is another fun drawing kyra did of me when i was crazy/going crazy/sounding crazy in my letters to douglas coupland posts.
oh so whimsical.
ps. rent this movie, even though it is a little napoleon dynamitesque it is still very sweet and charming and funny.
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i finally stopped being a basketcase long enough to start a new felt guy today, his name is warren and yes he is spoken for. posting the picture of my painting unhinged something in my brain, a door into a room of stress over the art show/party i’m having january 8 at the crooked star (202 ossington, 7 o’clockish?) like oh yay something else to stress over right now. i’m not too worried though, i have over twenty paintings ready to go, i think i need to just jazz ‘em up a little. i guess i’m most worried about promoting the show. hello facebook.
really i just want to marinate in the bath right now, but i can’t sew in there. i discovered it is easier to sew standing up because the way i normally do it hunched over on the couch creates more difficulty, unecessary arm-movements and continuous crouch hunch over stretch repetition, if i stand up it cancels out the stretching (due to the length of the thread), but, then i’m standing, lazy people do not like to stand.
i bought a sweater dress yesterday at winner’s and today fil is at his new job.
