go here. as i am hung out of my mind at the moment. fil has great ones too.

this guy was WASTED

hey thanks dennis

cutest table embellishment. so radmad made plans with i for friday to play hooky but i woke up and had an alka seltzer for breakfast and said maybe i’ll feel better later. i did, then matt makes plans with me and i forgot about raddy, whoops, so i say hey guys can we all hang together? brilliant me. oh also i could not remember the name of the place (dt bistro) or the exact address so we all had to travel together, they went on blind faith alone. fil and i went only once before, see here, when they didn’t have their liquor license, then they closed down for a long while, and now they’re up and at ‘em with a booze license which is fantastic.

cute as a button meegs came along for the party.

quote of the afternoon YOU HAVE AIDS BUT YOUR CHOLESTEROL IS GREAT, matt beat me to the punch though i set that winner up. radmad’s cackle could be heard all the way to spadina.

aw little lunch date table, rad asked me to go take a picture from outside, sure ok but then i won’t be in it. deviant chick much?

upon entering the gals see this showcase and got super pissed at me, sorry i forgot about that part.

mirrors everywhere, bonus sass.

mushroom salad (8.50) with chicken added for 5 bones.

meegs got the same sans chicken.

goat cheese roasted pepper salad, love the presentayshionne.

salmon sammich.

matt says it was incredible.

a shocking tale is told.

sarah your beautiful face is blocking out MY beautiful face.

!!!!!!!!!!

passion fruit jelly something velvet cakey i don’t know what in a white chocolate egg cup.

i made a video of us all tasting it.

doing it face.

matt couldn’t fight the temptation any longer.

bangs bangs bangs bangs

we cleared this section out.

i love the bathroom lay-out v much.

bye guys i had a gas, sorry i had gas. heh JOKES.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAhAHhahaHAHHAHAHHAHA oh god can’t get over his tiny little head and face.

guess who’s getting hooked up with a free pair of these!!!!?

suuuhwooooooonzies.

i made a video of me doing the deed and my arm trembles in it just before i start snipping, you can’t really make it out in the video though, i still grimace once it’s over. uploading it now so come back in a few. oh my drunken raspberry wine tutorial video is in the shedoesthecity food section.

more of my amazing words

mastapowerful: i remember i tried to do a blog once
and i stole one of your stories

me: u did?

mastapowerful: i don’t know if you knew it was me

me: plagiarized it?

mastapowerful: yeah

me: !
which story

mastapowerful: i can’t remember

me: OMG u must!

mastapowerful: i think i changed one thing or something
about a bee stinging your ass?

me: you just copy and pasted it or rewrote it and made it so it happened to you

mastapowerful: it was long ago

me: oh yeah i pissed behind my old house and got stung on the ass by a bee

mastapowerful: i copy and pasted and i think changed the outcome and said it was you still
yeah that’s it

me: we were locked out of my house cos my mom was at a friends and we were playing in the garage making forts out of cardboard boxes
i cant believe out of all my stories you took that one
it isnt even funny
i dont remember ever blogging it

mastapowerful: haha

me: im putting this on my blog

mastapowerful: yeah i dunno why either
i dont think its blog worthy
maybe bog worthy

me: yes it is cos i bet it happens a lot
oh zing

mastapowerful: i found it
i just said “i got FUCKED in the ass by this bee…”
and i said you were pooing
or maybe you did

me: no it was a pee

mastapowerful: ok i said poo
poo is much more newsworthy
as is fuck

me: why would i take a dump on the grass behind my house for everyone to see
if i had to do that i would just go to someone elses house

oh and you also are not allowed to say poo or pooing. ugh SICK and what are you 2?

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: what do you mean you’re not allowed to say poo??? I say poo all the time!!

me: i hate that word
it is so juvenile and stupid
and makes me embarrassed for people
it makes me think the person has no intellect

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: I will say it more often now to spite you

me: it’s a baby word

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: It’s cute and funny

me: THEN LUNCH IS OFF

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: bahahahaha

me: it isnt cute and funny
at all
AT ALL

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: oh raymi

me: seriously the mental imagery combined with that word makes me envision shitty diapers and crap explosions and kindergarten and children
bad combo
u can say crap and thats it

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: hahaha
when I think of the word I think of some little kid saying it cutely like mommy I have to go poo

me: kids aren’t cute when they say it

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: sigh

me: they remind me of how retarded they are

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: you are too jaded

me: i am not

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: I bet 80% of the population think poo is cute

me: like when someones kid says i pooped and some asshole laughs cos they think it’s darling then everyone is forced to laugh i want to stand up and punch that first guy who laughed

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: hahahaha

me: well 80% of the population jerks off to cuteoverload
cos they are fat loners

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: poo! poo! poo!

me: GROSS

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: BAHAHHAHAHAHA

me: i am seething with rage

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: what?!?!?!

me: not really
but congrats you made my blog
as usual

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: yay!
or should I say:
poo!

me: OH SHUTUP
i can see this going too far on a future bender of ours

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: I was just thinking the same thing haha
We’ll be drunk and I’ll keep saying it and you’ll like throw your drink at me
and then we won’t be friends anymore

me: ill throw u in traffic

Steph: AHAHAHAHAAA
also 80%
NO WAY
or else im moving

me: AHHAHAHHAHAHAH

how badly does this song make you want to have a naked e party?

drunken video of this to come

don’t know how i feel about this and i’m also fretting over my cupcake painting, i HATE that i added that cherry to it, i think i’m going to paint it black (or brown) even though i made fun of how obvious a black cupcake is haha yeah cos people walk around referencing black cupcakes all the fucking time.

ate this while watching a national geographic thing on elephant, dog and dolphin births and video of them as fetuses ugh barrrrrrrf.

oh stop it.

hey guise i’m part of this family too!

i at least like it sideways.