just had to wear sunglasses to be able to withstand the kitchen light to make an espresso. is it embarrassing to call a variety store and ask if they have watermelon and then show up and buy one? cos i can’t like pretend that it wasn’t me who called. unless i show up in a disguise and buy something as well as the watermelon to distract from the watermelon and the phone call. what would that other item have to be? a knife. TO CUT THE WATERMELON ahahahahha. oh god i slay me. maybe i could buy some friends too.
still wearing my elvis shades it is that kind of afternoon.
i have a million more videos of this. one of the games we invented was raymi and steph sit and talk while matt and fil take turns kicking the ball at us and it’s not the other guy’s turn until the first guy makes contact. another one was simpsons/tv trivia and if you get it wrong, hit in the face, if you get it right then you get to hit the person who asked the question in the face. it of course got out of hand. then when i went to the bathroom fil shoved a pine needle through the ball to see if it could pierce it. steph covered the hole with the band-aid. it wasn’t even our ball too! some kid’s, when we left we gave it back to the family, they were content in watching us destroy each other with it all afternoon. they’re like crazy white people look at those idiots you call that fun? yes, yes i do.
cutest table embellishment. so radmad made plans with i for friday to play hooky but i woke up and had an alka seltzer for breakfast and said maybe i’ll feel better later. i did, then matt makes plans with me and i forgot about raddy, whoops, so i say hey guys can we all hang together? brilliant me. oh also i could not remember the name of the place (dt bistro) or the exact address so we all had to travel together, they went on blind faith alone. fil and i went only once before, see here, when they didn’t have their liquor license, then they closed down for a long while, and now they’re up and at ‘em with a booze license which is fantastic.
cute as a button meegs came along for the party.
quote of the afternoon YOU HAVE AIDS BUT YOUR CHOLESTEROL IS GREAT, matt beat me to the punch though i set that winner up. radmad’s cackle could be heard all the way to spadina.
aw little lunch date table, rad asked me to go take a picture from outside, sure ok but then i won’t be in it. deviant chick much?
upon entering the gals see this showcase and got super pissed at me, sorry i forgot about that part.
mirrors everywhere, bonus sass.
mushroom salad (8.50) with chicken added for 5 bones.
meegs got the same sans chicken.
goat cheese roasted pepper salad, love the presentayshionne.
salmon sammich.
matt says it was incredible.
a shocking tale is told.
sarah your beautiful face is blocking out MY beautiful face.
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passion fruit jelly something velvet cakey i don’t know what in a white chocolate egg cup.
guess who’s getting hooked up with a free pair of these!!!!?
suuuhwooooooonzies.
i made a video of me doing the deed and my arm trembles in it just before i start snipping, you can’t really make it out in the video though, i still grimace once it’s over. uploading it now so come back in a few. oh my drunken raspberry wine tutorial video is in the shedoesthecity food section.
mastapowerful: i remember i tried to do a blog once and i stole one of your stories
me: u did?
mastapowerful: i don’t know if you knew it was me
me: plagiarized it?
mastapowerful: yeah
me: ! which story
mastapowerful: i can’t remember
me: OMG u must!
mastapowerful: i think i changed one thing or something about a bee stinging your ass?
me: you just copy and pasted it or rewrote it and made it so it happened to you
mastapowerful: it was long ago
me: oh yeah i pissed behind my old house and got stung on the ass by a bee
mastapowerful: i copy and pasted and i think changed the outcome and said it was you still yeah that’s it
me: we were locked out of my house cos my mom was at a friends and we were playing in the garage making forts out of cardboard boxes i cant believe out of all my stories you took that one it isnt even funny i dont remember ever blogging it
mastapowerful: haha
me: im putting this on my blog
mastapowerful: yeah i dunno why either i dont think its blog worthy maybe bog worthy
me: yes it is cos i bet it happens a lot oh zing
mastapowerful: i found it i just said “i got FUCKED in the ass by this bee…” and i said you were pooing or maybe you did
me: no it was a pee
mastapowerful: ok i said poo poo is much more newsworthy as is fuck
me: why would i take a dump on the grass behind my house for everyone to see if i had to do that i would just go to someone elses house
oh and you also are not allowed to say poo or pooing. ugh SICK and what are you 2?
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: what do you mean you’re not allowed to say poo??? I say poo all the time!!
me: i hate that word it is so juvenile and stupid and makes me embarrassed for people it makes me think the person has no intellect
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: I will say it more often now to spite you
me: it’s a baby word
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: It’s cute and funny
me: THEN LUNCH IS OFF
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: bahahahaha
me: it isnt cute and funny at all AT ALL
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: oh raymi
me: seriously the mental imagery combined with that word makes me envision shitty diapers and crap explosions and kindergarten and children bad combo u can say crap and thats it
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: hahaha when I think of the word I think of some little kid saying it cutely like mommy I have to go poo
me: kids aren’t cute when they say it
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: sigh
me: they remind me of how retarded they are
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: you are too jaded
me: i am not
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: I bet 80% of the population think poo is cute
me: like when someones kid says i pooped and some asshole laughs cos they think it’s darling then everyone is forced to laugh i want to stand up and punch that first guy who laughed
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: hahahaha
me: well 80% of the population jerks off to cuteoverload cos they are fat loners
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: poo! poo! poo!
me: GROSS
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: BAHAHHAHAHAHA
me: i am seething with rage
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: what?!?!?!
me: not really but congrats you made my blog as usual
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: yay! or should I say: poo!
me: OH SHUTUP i can see this going too far on a future bender of ours
mbroszkowski@gmail.com: I was just thinking the same thing haha We’ll be drunk and I’ll keep saying it and you’ll like throw your drink at me and then we won’t be friends anymore
me: ill throw u in traffic
Steph: AHAHAHAHAAA also 80% NO WAY or else im moving
me: ya
me: yeah i dont think hes like a statistician hahahahah
Steph: AHAHAHAAA
me: mbroszkowski@gmail.com: hahaha the funniest part is that I actually do work in stats
