poor little guy.
buy a vacuum or shave your cat.
my brother had to watch rocky for a week once, he had some friends over then rocky comes prancing into the room and one friend proclaims what the FUCK is that!!?
busy day. time? no time. always. never.
resin raymi and spliffy steph time again!
greasy headband hair day. i think i look pretty douchey. from some angles if i’m high enough i think i look like sharon stone’s hair in casino. not one picture proof of that though.
screw it. headband day will have to be another day.
uh, cool.
you should see my hair right now it was a balmy 23 degrees all night long this morning i was stuck to my pillow drenched in sweat. hot.
there is basically no point in vacuuming those stairs.
ok on with the shit show…
steph: are you busy? im on chat and i can light one
we havent left for timmins yet haha
me: bAHHAHAHAHh
im already cranked
ok gchat
doober two
Steph: hahahaa
me: u never made it to timmins
Steph: im wearing plaid pants
me: what did u do all day instead
NICE
im wearing a leotard
no shower day
Steph: ya rye and i are dreading it and so he wants to drive overnight instead
we’re all mopey and emo today
he’s napping
me: aw join the club
burlington is on my period today
cool productive
Steph: hahaha
i wish i slept in more
me: the dogs wake me up
they totally have me manipulated
Steph: hahaha
thats why dogs suck
mainly
me: they get me up at 10
Steph: ahahaha guess what ive eaten today
me: 9.40 sometimes
i had a banana earlier
oh what
i cant guess
moose steaks
Steph: brb
me: your superbowl chili dip
Butterbeer Ale boiled with butter, sugar, an egg yolk and topped with a whipped cream and nutmeg.
um i just came
i have never looked at this website baked before
Steph: im back
me: dont you guys eat this twice a week The Steakinator
Steph: ryes mom came over
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
hahaha
me: oh parents are fun when you’re high
we skyped daves mom/sis a month or so ago
put me on the spot
i just smiled like a goon and waved a lot
Steph: ahahaha
me: INTENSELY AWKWARD
Steph: funny
i hate kraft dinner
HAD
i HAD it
hahaha
i love it
me: GOOD TO KNOW I LOVE IT
ha
Steph: im having deja vu
me: are you stoned or not
Steph: im also watching who’s the biss
boss
NO hahaha
almost
me: HAHAHAHA
sound baked to me
Steph: ahhahaha
its a gify
gift
FUCK
whats dave doing
me: what the fuck is going on
he went upstairs
Steph: your dinner looked awesome
me: ha
sometimes we just eat standing up in like 2 seconds
then like what now
BOARD GAME
Steph: hahahaha really
me: more pot
eat
repeat
Steph: thats funny to picture!
me: yeah
things are pretty busy over in these parts
whats rye up to
Steph: i LOVE who’s the boss
sleeping
me: i hate it
it has an 80s dusty yawn to it
i liked it awhile ago
Steph: the old ones are so good
sam
me: nah
Steph: its an age thing
me: not selling me give up
Steph: i hate it when people say nah
me: likely
NAHH
nah
Steph: hahaha
me: nah what i mahn
Steph: nice
me: did u scroll back and check my food links and comments
Steph: oh shit i opened them and forgot haha
me: Upside Down Mac & Cheese Pizza
A layer of mac & cheese sandwiched between two cheese pizzas.
i should stop looking at this shit
Steph: hahahaha ew thats too much
this website is hilarious
me: i might walk thru a mcdonalds drive thru
HEY larry
the regular
yes
ten big macs later
Steph: is the big mac your fav?
me: i havent had one in about 3 years
but yeah i think
whoppers im more a fan of
Steph: i think its mine too. but i used to be a quarter pounder girl
hahaha
me: i ask for mayonaise at swiss chalet the sauce is not enough
you called me a girl! (read it differently baked, the way it was smushed in my chat box appeared to be its own sentence)
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Steph: hahahaha no i used to be that kind of girl
me: barf
Steph: not, girl!
me: HHA well its funny if you called me a girl
ill pretend that you did
Steph: this is disgusting
me: i know mmm maggot loaf
Steph: i should talk more thuggy
me: no you called me girl as in pussy kinda way
youre bush and im delicate
guy we have christmas town set up here
Steph: hahaha you do
me: sending pics
i’ve been hardcore slobchicing it the last little while. ha i’m adorable “last little while” more like last ENTIRE LIFE.
Steph: our plan is to make a snowman instead of putting lights up.
step 1: snow
me: ok but if it melts
nice christmas display lazy stoners
Steph: geeehee i kinda love it
yep thats adorable
me: did u get the others
look what its across from
Steph: hahahaha
sweet
me: anyway
Steph:
me: um are you going to contribute anything
Steph: hahahaaa
me: are you swaying around holding swathes of gauzy fabric to the merseybeats
Steph: this is like the most job pressure ive ever had
to WHAT
me: i think of you
Steph: k i have a q
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKNC_xEwfF4
Steph: you know those machines that jiggle your muscles
me: yes the thing i painted
Steph: oh yeah, ya how does that machine work is it like, tasing you?
me: its jiggling your muscles at a high rate, friction
good for last minute toning
i also sort of have no idea
dude keep it light please
Steph: hahahaa “jiggling”
me: ew
ha
Steph: i hope that jiggling is actually excercise
that’s be sweet
omg i cant type today
me: did u see the other xmas pics
Steph: JUST now
the garbage is so cute
me: i know
Steph: you dont have to blog these if they suck
me: he pulled them out yesterday and i was like are you serious!
blogging it i have zero standards for that thing
(then a bunch of shit was said that can’t be shared here yet)
Steph: can you start saying dickload
me: DICKLOAD
Steph: hahahaha oh ya
me: haha first i typed DICKLOADED
Steph: thereyago
me: picture me saying it like a WWF announcer
Steph: hahaha i CAN
sorry im like bleh
me: ok getting ready to head out now
its ok emo emu
Steph: k
hahahaa
me: so yer leaving tonite over nite?
ahahahhaaha
Steph: yep
me: drive safe timbo
Steph: will do lates
me: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
this is so me.
pictures of my dad’s cat who now looks like a poodle rat to come. i’ll try hard another time to bring back some quality posts. i’m writing a book right now you guises! ps. it’s my blog’s anniversary on nov 28 is that nine years or ten? nine. right. feels like 30.
welcome to Dinner & a Doobie nite (that’s mine stamped it just made it up!). oh wait, that was yesterday night. ok well it can be two nites. FINE. seven. nvmnd. fyi my mom is HATING on the arijuana-may okes-jay ig-time bay what? just be happy they’re not acid jokes. bigger picture here, please.
WHAT’S UP 1.00 OFF HAM AND CHEESE QUICHE!? SEE YOU IN MY STOMACH!
drenched in dazzlingly (that is a real word!) sodium-bursting salt.
hot calabrese you dirty whore who’re yer friends?
pad thai michelina’s 2 for $2.49? DUH! put four in the cart right now. (they’re pretty weak to be honest)(only 6gs of fat though).
see you soon second dinner!
update: second dinner was comprised of an range julius from the mall plus poutine from new york fries and two meatballs from dad’s house. oh and a shit ton of white wine/oj. believe it.
i can’t believe this used to be black.
are there hair fetishists out there? does that exist? i’m sure it does.
no shame.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7OJzvJuN50
look i’m you!
sometimes there just aren’t enough pictures of me on this thing.
i just tore out a massive piece of upper lip skin (one of my many go-to anxiety rituals) now it’s all sore and exposed, just waiting for a glass of red wine to hit itself.
glen eden what’s up.
i have a vision.
oh wait, it’s me.
i took a video once i reached the top all out of breath and shiny faced. it was funny high though i dunno if my self esteem can take posting it today or not.
i should just get it over with and start wearing super tall and pointy gnome hats.
i could easily pull this off.
WTF
suuuuuuure i’ll share some of that with you.
so lazy see, you’re all fat for it.
k sorry got stuck in a geek vortex for a second there. i remember a few nuit blanche’s ago this cute bartender chick in this teenily constructed mini bar was wearing a black pointy hat, felt-like, not witch-like, totally elfin. have never forgotten it. saw her some days later wearing it around town, stared at her like crazy and made her feel ambushed, taken hostage by my eyes. i think i ducked into a store or something to avoid the scenario entirely. brave hero! (dad where is that expensive little gnome i bought you?)
some leftovers here.
finished this stoner hike off with some swiss chalet and i kid you not, what a perverted scene that place has turned into. like, three separate gross guys all with staring problems, (staring at both your own daughter’s tits staring problems)(hopefully step daughters but still, still so fucking disgustingly blatantly sick i’m trying to eat chicken over here guy) the service blew and now i’m fat. cool. don’t order a caesar before eating anything ever. dumb move. believe it or not the reason we went was to try their mango bellinis (5.19!) but it was too cold a drink to order while your arms are laced in goosebumps. note to self: never go to a swiss chalet on a weekend again. ever.
i’m going to construct a poster of burlington’s chain restaurants and shove multi-coloured thumbtacks through each one i’ve hit and call it RAYMI’S EATING TOUR.
remind me to talk about the street hockey kids next door at some point.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTlUZL70RfI
do me a favour (that’s canadian for favor) and vote for this guy tomorrow in whatever categories i appear in please thanks i love you.
