when does the post office close? whatever it is friday. things are open later friday. and they should be. i have to ship some junk (literally) to bojangles for his 25th (ancient. dusty. dinosaur. cobwebby.) scurred day on monday june 7 (ak!). scurd-of-it-going-to-suck-day. john you rock ‘em ’til the cops bust in and hug you like a monster. definitely.

i think there is a purty tonite or somewhere going outsville we will see. i’m gonna meet mum.

knock knock

who’s there

interrupting cow.

inte-?

MOO!

this one is for my brother. man it’s bad.

go to their shows they are fantizzle. that’s lucasaids my hombre and old roommate. i want that futon back someday.

marquee is the new black.

gsus took this.

i slathered gooey tanner shit all over my nokkid body.

today i am going to sing until the cows make milk and i looked slammin’ in my new skirt thing yesterday and dammit mom you are so totally awesome!

hollywood agent in the comments has a point about many things mainly at the top of his head. i would not bang someone to further my career. unless it is for like a jillion dollars and ya u say u is a ho if you do that well who wouldn’t? oh i wouldn’t compromise my morals like THAT but sheeit you can call me any silly name you want if it means i am living in a golden hot air ballooned mansion in the tropics with diamond tampons and scissors and all i have to do is well whatever.

money can’t buy you happiness. what you have become is the price you paid to get what you use to want. once a douchebag, always a douchebag.

everyone make me the best raymi banner you can. send submissions to raymitheminx@gmail.com – the best banner gets used longest, firstest and person gets linkage and a secret present. other banners will be used if they don’t suck. there will be 2nd place and third too. do it! help make this amazing.

so i just finished hacking the shit out of this jean skirt i had and now it is tiny enough to wear and hot looking kinda but still trashy just the way i like it.

i have an interview thing for an acting agency on june 8th.

i better get famouser.

i tanned and tanned in the backyard and now i am so mexican.

my aunt is coming over soon.

i’m going to start jogging or riding my bicycle.

something that will make my ass disappear quicktime.

i did all these gay sit-up style workout-nothings and they all sucked and totally turned me off sitting-up a hundred times for the day. fuck that noise.

my breath smells like purple onions love them shits so much regular onions are so boring i am like man i am so bored because i am eating this onion and it entertains me not at all.