so instead of meeting sharpie for dinner i made tofu chicken rice onion butter chicken whatever and shared it with fil and i am still anorexic cos amorexics eat huge portions of butter chicken.
we rented domino even though i said i would not see it again, i needed to watch some fluff. serious movies make me want to drink booze. so we drank diet coke.
skinny bitches who drink diet coke and say they drink it cos they like the taste better than regular coke are lying fat slobs and i know this because I AM ONE. diet coke tastes like chemical carbonated soup and makes me feel like shit like my insides are mutating and drying out and my head feels like i drank arsenic.
all right… so I’m speed reading your blog at work, scrolling pretty quickly. My boss walks up, looks at the screen, whatcha doing? Bang! Boobs. Two of them. Now to the casual observer this might be a bad thing, your boss catching you looking at boobs that aren’t your own. But I play the honesty card, and tell him “looking at boobs with you”. And all ends well.
haha to add to that i would be like, “excuse me last year you guys told your dad you’d wait in the car while he settled up the bill and he never did. seems to me someone owes me for two bills tonite.”
thinking about not eating makes me super irritable and tonite we’re meeting sharpie for dinner. ungh. i don’t know how anorexics can enjoy being anorexic. so many hours of my day are spent thinking about eating, what i am going to buy to cook, i dunno how anorexics fill their days and kill time. day 7 of anorexia: today i ate a piece of lettuce for three hours and now i am going to blow my brains out cos it was so fucking boring. goodbye cruel fat world.
i ripped off 90 per cent of my baby toenail saturday nite wasted. idiot.
is like being a bitter seahag the thing that people are doing in San Francisco right now
Lips & Assholes says:
its cause i hate white people like the black panthers
raymi says:
oh my god i dont hate them
raymi says:
i also mentioned the kkk u moron
Lips & Assholes says:
hahahahahah
raymi says:
yer the one who said it wasnt hip to be black right now
raymi says:
u have black guilt
Lips & Assholes says:
yeah thats part of my plan to fuck with your head
Lips & Assholes says:
i secretly want to impregnate all the white women so they have brown babies
Lips & Assholes says:
do you know about the brown babie$?
raymi says:
u were seriously angry that i mentioned the black panthers?
Lips & Assholes says:
the girls, i mean
raymi says:
i dont care
Lips & Assholes says:
i want you to write about them, but dont mention my name cause i want to do a couple of them
raymi says:
what is so cool about wearing bomber jackets and listening to public enemy and wearing black berets and blaming all of your problems on whitey
Lips & Assholes says:
but trash talk them
Lips & Assholes says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Lips & Assholes says:
that was funny
raymi says:
thanks
Lips & Assholes says:
good job
Lips & Assholes says:
but yeah
Lips & Assholes says:
trash talk the BB$
raymi says:
like that one guy on fresh prince of bel-air who wont let carlton into the fraternity cos he isnt black enough and will is all tryin’ to defend him and carlton goes, “no will, i got this one.” AHHAHAHAHAHa
Lips & Assholes says:
hahahahah
raymi says:
why do i trash talk them, i dont want a bunch of brown girls to kill me
they are a crew of girls who are known for nothing but looking cute and being at parties
raymi says:
Lax: My girls are a bunch of strong, creative-minded, and fashion-forward females that represent many aspects of the Los Angeles street couture culture… SHOUT OUT TIME! :
Lips & Assholes says:
like paris hilton, but brown.
raymi says:
wow how boring
Lips & Assholes says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
raymi says:
im sorry but this would be the most boring unfun thing to write about
maybe i will become bulimic. or anorexic. don’t worry i won’t, i like thinking about it though. i’m so stupid i should’ve been anorexic over winter cos i can subway and cab everywhere and now have to walk. me and fil ate at victory for lunch on saturday and i said ok maybe i will go make myself puke after this and he got angry cos i was talking in this THIS IS NOT A BIG DEAL kind of fashion like if someone was talking about being molested like they are doing laundry you want to punch them?
anyway i am not good at commiting myself to anything that would take pleasure away from my daily life so whatever.
i also have zero advice for bulimics and anorexics so don’t give me sob story comments because 1. i don’t care 2. hearing about that is boring 3. girls who are not fat who think they are make me want to hurt them 4. i have my own problems
wow i thought my mean bitchy attitude went away, maybe not.
ok so i am suppose to add more people to the annoying list:
germans, that’s all i can remember. they are annoying cos they are very black and white and get super pissed off very easily, not unlike me but at least i see the in-between, they’re just all NO NO NO and that is that so i am like OK THEN and i key their cars. everyone who got all angry about my list just shut up, i don’t hate any of them i just think they are annoying. you mean to tell me feminists aren’t annoying? tell me one non-annoying thing about feminists and i will get you a life-time supply of oranges.
people with dreadlocks are very annoying. the entire 1990’s: annoying. any and everything having to do with poetry, annoying. slam-poetry? come on there’s nothing more embarassing then someone sticking it to you in a rhyme, like what are you singing? if you want to rhyme out loud you could at least rap it or sing, what’s this talking rhyming shit? are you dr. seuss? wow so amazing you rhymed at me, ooooh.
THE BACK OF HER CRACK WAS A SHACK KRACK A LACK DADDY MACK SHORT STACK HEART ATTACK TO THE KNACK…
wow so very deep i’m like really contemplating stuff now, totally changed my perspective and shit lets go drink some chai and give each other back massages on the floor cross-legged…..zzzzz…..
