tenacious d: the pick of destiny is shit, merkley said it was hilarious and he laughed out loud a lot so i said ok good i’ll rent it, there are only six funny laugh out loud parts, and here they are:

1. when jack black is sitting on the toilet and on the other side of the stall door is the big scary rocker guy talking all scary and mysterious and then jack black loud fart shits into the john.

2. when jack black eats psychedelic mushrooms he trips and thinks he is going down a whimsical pinky red river at a leisurely pace with sasquatch on innertubes but really he is going down a dirty cold rapid alone at nite.

3. ben stiller at the music store

4. amy poehler at the diner

5. the power slide

6. when jack black is dreaming and he has the pick of destiny and they are playing for the open mic gig and he blows this guy’s mind and his head explodes and brains fly out.

there was waaaaaaaaay too much singing we get it, you sing, you are trying to establish a successful band, but do you have to sing every two minutes? i have not seen any of the hbo tenacious d episodes so i did not get any of the inside jokes or character cameos even if i had i still would have been under-whelmed for the most part. the kid who plays jack as a kid is pretty amazing though, he did all his mannerisms perfectly. maybe if i smoked some weed i would find this movie hysterical though if i was high i would most likely choose a sure-thing movie like half baked or the professional.

we need milk and toilet paper i am trying to limit bathroom visits using fancy dyed party napkins to wipe #2 is not the awesome.

i am excited about going to see the edward scissorhands play on wednesday we also get to meet the cast after the show and talk to them whatever, we get to take pictures during the show during the first thirty minutes we have press passes or something.

on thursday i am meeting an old school friend i have not seen in years i found her through facebook, which is still addicting but not as much.

if singapore vermicelli wasn’t here today i would have been in a depression spiral all day. well more than i was/am anyway. tomorrow i will be better.

i will go for a suntan tomorrow i mean it this time i am sick of my skin pigment in photos not registering on the colour spectrum.

alanis doing my humps, when it’s slow like that the lyrics are ten times more embarrassing. jeez. good work though.

hey sorry for being a lazy gay you guys, birthday pictures to come. thanks to everyone who showed, and everyone else for birthday wishes. i only cried three times and all at home not out in public. awesome.

waiting for chinese food to arrive counting minutes oh save me chinese food man.

if you want to see a picture of my birthday beaver go here.

we watched shortbus last nite and it is amazing there is a lot of wang and twat in it but it’s not too perverse, ok it is but you can look beyond that, especially if you are wasters, but, it is magical and touching and sad and nice and far better than i initially imagined, rent it for reals. you will notice a ton of cameos from toronto scenester kids and that L word dyke, i forget which one, but i am wondering if she hails from toronto and is the same one i have had a crush on since i was 17! weird. anyway it’s a goodie just don’t watch it with your parents! awkward.

the special features are pretty good too, how they filmed it obvs. and how all these people dropped out cos they were worried about their careers and sook-yin lee was backed by the canadian government to do this, at first her cbc job was in jeopardy but then all these celebs spoke up on her behalf and the canadian gov. was like fine, i have a newfound respect for sook now, her body is also killer.