lateskies, i’m hittin’ the town!

natalie portman day, oh, you didn’t know?

i have to admit, going through pictures of her was half boring as hell, missin’ some spark that girl is, great in films, drab in google.

ok finally saw it, so you can stop asking me if i saw it then telling me how much i NEED to see it, and yes it was great, but the ending, blew. BLEW.

thank you.

i had a pretty bad nightmare that woke me up at 4.50am and took awhile to get back to sleep, i was in a hospital and had cancer or something, and i was talking with nurses and my mom was there and after some sort of meeting we all went to leave and i was confused and thought i could leave too then was scolded by a doctor about it and had to get back into a bed for tests, i woke up in panic. needless to say i am making an ultrasound appt. finally, scared me straight.

here’s pictures from bday diner with the fam my mom finally emailed, the quality is kinda crap, feh.

complimentary birthday whiskies.

my bro is 27 now, he said like kurt when he blasted himself, i said yeah but if you did that it wouldn’t matter, whoops came out wrong. cos you aren’t a superstar jeez, so basically, don’t do it!

i just worked out i peddaled like mad for 20 minutes then did the row machine for 5 then drank too much water and almost fountain spew ralphed all over myself during crunches fun! i feel a bit better. did you know that i worked out 8 days in a row before going to nawlins and that today was the first time i worked out since being back, well first time if you don’t include playing cooking mama three nites in a row and then beating it. anyway the point is, i’m skinnier than you. jokes guys, i meant prettier.

seriously friends, (most of) you are being total dicks to me in my comments today, so i may as well give you a concrete reason for it, i deleted those comments right off the bat. the most current one is from a guy who spent 33 minutes on my blog then asked why my belly button is so wide? uh because it was pierced at one point and i have the goofiest torso ever but it’s worth it cos you have cankles and i don’t. hmm come to think of it i bet that was a chick comment. it is also coincidental that i get comments about looking fat and pregnant when i am actually getting thinner and buy new outfits.

but yeah keep up the abusive insults cos it only motivates me to starve myself and exercise more. thanks kids!

i’m used to women being bitches to me, taking out their sad hostility and bitterness on me, you should see what it’s like in real life, and with me not even doing anything to provoke it other than just sitting there, they look so crazy!

if you read the email i received today your head would rotate 360 degrees. the sender deserves a full on reckoning here, and the only reason they’re being spared is, well, they know why. i have felt disgusted and dirty cos of this all day long.

is a total fucking write off.

unbelievable.

oh and i just spooned a cat hair into my yogurt, i tried to dig it out with my finger but i only made it worse so i just stirred it in more. it’s ok i’ve probably ingested thousands of cat hairs in my life. shitty cos it was the first second the spoon hit the yogurt.

update! good news i found it and cradled my spoon in my hand over to the sink and washed it down the drain. 1 raymi, 0 cat hair.

in the booth

SCOTTY CAPS LOCKS IS REAL!

raddy cut her hairs oh and took this guy off me, it looks amAZizING on her! i’m like ok picture yourself on ecstasy island this summer in this, she couldn’t say sold fast enough

dropped me off a lesbo present or two.

dudes i am so totally fucking angry right now like you wouldn’t believe, and no it has nothing to do with the FOUR cunty comments i woke up to this morning (and thank you for that) i don’t know if i feel like talking about it here though, it’s far too exhausting and depressing. FUCK! this person DESERVES to be outed for the bitter nasty shit they are though, if you knew the details you would be shocked. anyway, i’d rather spend time on more positive things. just needed to vent some. i might share my response email to them, maybe, we’ll see. bluh.

anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVELY RIZA!

congratulations for having the highest amount of views in fil’s flickr, not the above foto, or the below one either.

here is one nice email i received today though

Hey Raymi,

heart. -Krista

well actually that one dress/jeans thing was me just trying on the dress in the change room, too lazy to take off my pants.

the sound of someone eating it.

i spoon-fed some to fil just now and ungh bluhh sickitating.

he’s playing metroid in his underwear and spectacles, he’s like that father from wife swap i blogged about before who played computer vids all day long and barks at his wife to bring him ketchup for the french fries and chicken fingers she serves him.

that’s all.

cappuccino yogurt is the moral of this post.