THIS ONE IS SO FUN.

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the weekend of great aerobics was upon us.

not to encourage it or anything but i start to go beyonce-level cuckoo ’bout midway through this gem ah ha. i’d recco 2.20 to begin viewing actually no the entire thing is cuckoo bananasly awesome. in the field that is called injured bird/easy prey re: girls of apparently weakened emotional strength and mood faculties. well more so it’s bait for dudes with penchants for crazy girls. fish in a barrel that’s me putting on a show. let them think you’re wounded then zip right off. playing possum.

lucas was looking for the shirt i strip down to in this. how cheech and chongy am i here? hahah i gotta put it on le blog too.

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hahah. nice dreams muuuuch.

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the weekend condensed into one giant bubble so we forgot a lot of it and only remembered thanks to the magic of cameras and technology. forgot i made this. forgot entire videos. keith richard said if not for tape recording many many of the stone’s major hits never woulda made it. wakin’ up after nodding off from playing alone and stoned in the night, your memory completely obliterated and then click press play, the riff of honky tonk woman or whatever comes on like i can remember which track it was specifically but anyway we were wowed and creeped out to watch all the videos of me dancing on the tv WHEN DID THIS TAKE PLACE? and then i got up to dance with myself. it was like watching a ghost. unreal. i’ll do it for melucas and darius tonight before we go to tv on the radio.

tomorrow i am in the globe and mail, a three part web series feature!

wednesday i start my cleanse.

did you hear catherine zeta jones is bipolar? tres chic that bipolar no?

the teacher said he’s been doing research on it. lulz.

k bai!

raymaoke fubar 2 film fest afterparty @ wrongbar from raymi lauren on Vimeo.

points of note:

-over 300 people were watching this like it was a concert. I was a concert.

-i am doing my impression of an axl rose dance at the beginning.

-it’s true i am going a little bit kind of mental here. you wold too.

-i fuck up at one point near the end.

-my shirt is inside out and torn.

-i put the mic in the faces of the audience at certain points to sing like i was james hetfield. they should really see this video right? wendi make that happen.

-as i was dancing and give’ring i almost busted my ankle a lot on the uneven stage.

-i mumble chant a lot cos i was so wailed i couldn’t read properly or see. i am drinking water. put two and two together.

-mel and i dressed as shitheads purposely.

-everyone was singing along it was wicked.

-i say the word retarded at one point.

-i was the only person who got to sing AND first (after the karaoke host went)

-i was wasted enjoying myself.

-melodie told me a week prior that there would be heavy metal karaoke and i freaked cos i have only a minimal amount of headbanger songs in my repertoire and alack, they had enter sandman. fuckin right.

-i was super severely nervous

-eye weekly put a photo of my arm raised with the mic in my hand and sweat stainy awesome glory oh yeah.

-i solved a crime this night too cos of all my photos. couldn’t blog it though and i would of had the exclusive news story coverage. boo. some day maybe nav said i could. the post is here from the FUBAR 2 FILM FEST AFTER PARTY AT WRONG BAR also more coverage in THIS EPIC POST TOO

-i played wrongbar. twice now. a month later i played with my dad’s band hahah noice. big diff eh.

we partied all night long waiting for the fubar boys and my performance is the effect of all that. stellar. i came i saw i gave.

ok weights time guys.

and as terry wrote in my fubar book NICE TO GIVE’R WITH YA (LITTLE) RAYMI(S)!

adios muchachos.

sunrooms

all limbered up now? the dance don’t stop. this is the fruit of my weekend spent leisurely doing aerobics/dance class, stir crazy indoor activities cos of the poor weather. we slept in til 3 in the afternoon yesterday which is why we are up so late on a third wind maybe. went to bed immediately after this video pretty much and at the moment we are trying to get my metallica fubar 2 film fest raymaoke video compressed FINALLY! your face will melt off when you see it but, before that, there’s this. enjoy.

@NathanielGMoore @raymitheminx i like your sign/body language dance move for “then you die” following the money hand gesture #genius #sogood #diehard

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from yet another fan girl

victoria

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nsfw-ish. i put it on vimeo so the prude haters couldn’t flag it. you see butt cleave. meh. it’s no more than what american apparel does. defensivity over.

in the fade from raymi lauren on Vimeo.

i’ve another video of this song. sick of it now. blog slave played it for me last week and it’s been on rotate. i’m still going to upload the other video regardless as i overshare and such.

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oh, there’s more. you betcha.