Ok fucksticks lets do this again. Help me decide PLEASE.
Poster 1.
Poster 2.
Your reward is this this:
I am not even going to watch this. Yes we are blasticated at the Old Mill. Yes this is my mom and godmother and I. Not sorry. Double Birthday Scorpio whammy.
and now I have to figure out which shot I haven’t blogged yet. I shall do that now.
Rehearsal, remember (no judging), this is as much teaser as you’ll get, so lots of dumb talking and brainstorming. These vids ar teaching aides. You’re welcome for sharing and welcome to the creative process. I am PSYCHED for this. I am giggling in the beginning of this uncontrollably cos in the last take I tornado twirl ninja karate chopped the hell out of Bunny. We DIED laughing.
Brb with pixxx. xohoho.
Ps. meanwhile my new fav Valentine K shirt arrived by way of personal hot girl messenger Charise #ballin’ #flossin’. This chick and I got history, elite history, which trumps all gimme-gimme social media bratty jealous expectant competitiveness hand outs, fyi. Charise is my homeboy, and I know I got some hot shots of her on Mystery Cam.
This shirt is cashmere. get used to it cos you’ll be seein’ it lots lol.
The blond hair looks bad, I like my tattoo though. But our burlesque names are too tiny and that font SUCKS too garish not pretty or sexy come-hither enough, way too grinchy (and in my head I think just because I am doing a Mr. Grinch solo does not mean you have to make an entire fucking poster around it) and I dont make stupid gay nerdy puns, jiggles? (jingles) F. North Pole jiggles? Show me anywhere where I said to put THAT on. I said Classic Burlesque Christmas, I don’t see that ANYWHERE.
Stop trying to be creative designy control guy and do what the client asks for and NO MORE THAN THAT. Where is Bovine’s branding too? I think I want the hair to go back to the way it was before but you confused me with vanity by putting my tattoo on her arm so now I am in a bind and ENRAGED by that. Recreate the wheel EXACTLY as I tell you to! Add my blog address too and why is the time so tiny down there? We aren’t hiding that people have to pay door cover. Trying to find Haunted Harem poster to show an example of a GOOD poster. Please add SUNDAY too and don’t make the “pm” floating above the 9 cos it’s confusing.
All in all, I now I have to wait LONGER to start my FB event so THANK YOU for that.
Love Raymeh.
It’s better to be feared than loved apparently haha.
ps. where are my new business cards I have been requesting for 2 months now?
This post is brought to you by Reed Switch, bitch. Lol it rhymes.
Now that I am an adult (child) I am trying to re-wire myself as an eating breakfast (in the afternoon) person and lately I have been riding the brunch train like a good little socialite so thought I’d hit up my BOOM kin, my bredren, that be, and have brunch-proper. They got WIFI now so no more Raymi Whinehouse (but i need to BLOG) complaints. That is a whiner pun not a drunk pun, for once.
Ladies, say it with me now GRILLED TOMATOES in lieu of frites but make sure someone else is nearby who will give you a handful of theirs.
No wait, you can ask for two. Better idea. I am a big fan of the insanely specific and complicated order. …and a side of 3 peas please.
Do you like this do you like this? Yeah that’s what’s going on! Girls eatin’ up in there were like DAYUM at my platforms, ‘spect!
I came from Fraggle Rock to dine with you!
And write on my blob.
Look at how much I enjoy my occupation!
The next time someone compares me to Courtney Love I am going to say that I more so relate to Reese Witherspoon or Gwyneth Paltrow and when they say, “Really?” I’ll say BAHAHHA NO. See my Linda Hamilton pipes? Kelly Ripa Raymi.
Ok thank you colleague, good to know.
Wifi hook-up, firstish thing’s first.
Boom frites are irresistible. I had 4 or 5. They dress them in this metal bowl with rosemary and sea salt and other spices.
And, did you know you can get a 13% (HST/Tax) Raymi discount WHEN YOU PAY AT THE TIL and say I am on Raymi’s D(iscount) List to the cashier. No prob Little Raymis.
Some of the servers hate me I can tell so have my back please thank you hahaha. They think I am a diva. Well, Tony did call me a jewish princess yesterday and sent me a hilarious photo email apologizing for not being there.
I call this the Skinny Minx and it hit the spot mighty fine and I gave a piece of bacon away. I order off menu there. #swag #baller #VIPLEASE. #stalktomebaby Ok I’ll stop now. #meow.
Since yesterday, I have torn off that cut part of the apple leaf Joey gave me this years ago. It makes me look professional, grown-up and someone to be taken seriously.
Heehee EXTREME TIMES! You must experience for yourself to BELIEVE! Get one of those car dealership crazy circus billowing things out front too. What a spokesmodel, right?
Fresh from playschool.
See the Wifi egg? Cute.
This could be a photoshop meme, in a red sports car, Pearl Harbour, massage parlour, etc.
Ok we get it now? Boom now with WIFI! WHY fight it? Have you seen the Menu? It’s full of puns, expansive, cheeky and great, I love it. We sit around naming new dishes, wait, didn’t I name spanish funguy (what colleague ate?) Wow I have early on-set Alzheimers.
Test lighting shot. I want studio lighting, next time no arguments. FLASH ME.
I can wear gladiator wedges with black tights because the toga-ness of the dress unifies the two, get it? Also, I am Raymi the Minx. Word. You may hear that sound byte on MTV with an F-bomb in for good measure. The show airs after Jersey Shore. The private life is offish overskies Lebowski. Ps. I’ve been on MTV before.
Coincidentally they have a screen-grab of joey and I and I saw the same wall of photos just a few days ago in that infamous office. They say it takes ten years to be an overnight success. In my case, eleven.
My makeup is a bit, bleh. I put primer all over my face. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT FOR YOUR INFORMATION. I was born a guy so things like makeup skills I have picked up along the way ie. probably doing it wrong. I want a facial. The G-rated kind (you guys disgust me).
One piece of toast only I said over twitter before I arrived haha. It came cut in half and I said I SAID ONE! and the guy with the name I always forget goes, It’s cut in half. HAhahaa uhhhhhhhh.
Get those eggs I directed.
Eggs everywhere. Very cute. Very my mom.
Triple chin.
I love showcase fridges. It makes me feel like being in a mini-diorama of a, diner?
Colleague is hair jealous.
I could also got for some teeth whitening. What colour is that, beige? The colour of garlic? When it is blue/purplish tinted that means it is local so you should buy it.
For you, Little Raymis, the world.
Looks like I am eating an orange. I am not eating an orange that is the yolk exploding. Will this finally make Marco Pierre White contact me?
Poached eggs are the healthiest eggs you can order cos they boil them. No grill oil, grease or fat. Skinny Raymi tip. If you follow all the stupid things I say you will look like the girl you see in this picture someday. I am an expert life coach.
You have to get toast, because you have to sop that up. Also if you have insomnia, I read that toast at night can help, carbs are brain food. I try to defy toast though and I have proven myself and conquered it. When I did a carbless diet, the first two weeks I had a splitting headache in-between being totally stupid, slow on the uptake and possibly crabby. Your hangovers get worse too because you switch to whiskey from beer and have no base for it anyway and whiskey, everyone knows is much harder than beer. It works but it was hell.
Doing this to my ankle is tempting fate much? Like my dress? Get it from American Apparel yourself and lets go out partying. To kickstart that you can get a FREE (NO CATCH!) $10 Gift Certificate for American Apparel via Fabfind. I got mine, and Little Raymis keep telling me (and thanking) of their coupon collection so awesome for that! Kylie helped me decide to rip off her idea entirely and get these hot tights. I want them in pearl.
Is this poster too much for Boom? I asked Al. Apparently not, according to him. Ha.
What kind of car is this? Mazda Miata, ok good like I thought so, I sent this picture to my Uncle cos he has/had one lol. He’ll be like uh, thanks?
Tomorrow is the weekend, big brunch day, and there will be line-ups down the block so get in early or late. Try to use my name to line-skip. They have booze too if you are desperate or like to keeps it Bukowski. I’ll pick up the tax for you don’t forget and their breakfast special is CHEEP omg I am turning into a boomer, boomers make puns like crazy (right dad?). Love Raymeh. Thanks for brunch Tony! Muah!
Or call the Boomobile for a lift (just joking). Tony and I are in a Playboy race fyi, I want to be a centrefold and he wants his logo to be as iconic as the bunny ears. We’re workin’ on it baby lol!
I do social media consulting on the daily basically and here is an example of one of my subjects, my buddy Rebecca and so far she has done everything I have requested of her to date pending my immediate critiques and suggestions ie. online public banter with me. You are wasting my and your time if you aren’t on twitter. So now she is! She’s been out of the game awhile so I am extra impressed by her. She is just as weird as me. I told her blogging was made for our kind DUH. She skinned SNAKES in the south and survived a garbage truck take down!
Number one Little Raymi got me a sexy (christmas?) scientist outfit yay! Now I can do another Tim Burton masterpiece.
Tree in the morning sun today. I love it. My new friend. Move over cats.
And dog cat.
After Bunny Angora left, and we had a flat crust philly cheesesteak pizza, and didn’t find it satisfying enough so we ordered it again as the reg crust and it is gooier and I hated myself well kind of, I danced it off a lot. I had pizza at MTV yesterday too. ugh NO MORE.
I had almost half. I just go man, I don’t know how I put all this away, I am good at hiding and balancing it and restricting. I had a tidal wave of emotions in the green room and every time i put a square of pizza in my mouth I felt better. You do get crabby and insane when you don’t eat. It’s classic calming tv trick, pizza will come it becomes everyone’s mantra, you look at each other with vacant eyes from the couch and mouth pizza O_O. Then it comes and you have 4 pieces. I will look like a denim nicki minaj cupcake I bet. Did I spell her name right? Man she is fun to look at and google.
Here’s something I should have said when they pulled up a video or two of mine and said they were mundane. Oh really? because What I actually see happening here is a girl rehearsing for her burlesque showcase which she worked hard and diligently on (whilst juggling many other projects) all month long and it’s her final run-through before leaving for the venue. That’s not very mundane at all actually. Heh. I laid in bed all night going over everything, Teacher was like your mind is racing I know you. They asked what I would say next when I got home or blogged I said I would probably wait and see until the episode airs and then play the game accordingly I dunno. They got me good though. I can’t even make any more comments even just ones that seem mundane as they will give it away, like how I dressed and what angle they are definitely painting me as.
I remembered some brilliance from my interview with Ramona but then I lost it again. Both these things will be airing in January and yes I will give you long advance notice.
One outfit option. This is like my Keg uniform No I do not work at the Keg. Mom, Lois, girls, Keg Holiday jam? YAH!
They need to sleep in the mornings, so lazy, I get up and they are like just chill dude please catch you at lunch.
She’s SO CUTE. A dwarf and, retarded. My two favourite things! You didn’t know? Lucky doing my makeup was like everyone who works here is part retarded and I said that’s perfect because I am FULL retarded.
Penguin!
My hair has moved in to the “long” category now. I am going to start getting super super prissier about it, hang tight dudes. The monster plan is coming to fruition. Remember me with long black hair? Mermaids have all the power. Mermaids who look like p0rn stars who half of everyone thinks is crazy or stupid so they write off all the while my rank and traffic rises. Susie Marbles who?
Oh my god crazy sirens right meow. Lots lately in PDale.
Normally I go to Holts and take 50 pics of their store front xmas display get wasted at Hemingways and call it a day, this will have to suffice for now. iLazy. iCrazy. Ha no crazy busy.
It’s christmas in there too and still have to put that shelf up. We all lazy.
Minxes like: cheese, meat, eating as fast as hyenas and laughing at you as such.
Seen here in their natural environment, domestic molestic interiors. Do not disturb while at play unless you have come armed. You will not win, this is what we are doing until we are finished.
I need to start photoshopping myself. Or get eyebag surgery. How much does it cost? Find me a sponsor kay daddy? It will be blogged.
This hat will not be a regular thing.
Who is coming to the xmas show dec 18? I’m going to google xmas pin ups for the poster.
Brunch time now, ooh going to my fav Boom location and they have wifi now eeh! Poached eggs here I come. Don’t I look like a crazy wizard spaceship commander here? Say yes it feels so good.
