yesterday we went drunkboarding for old time’s sake and i even knelt down and bombed down a slopey hill and didn’t land on my chin but at one point i did wipe out and my left hand scraped against the ground cos my jeans were too tight and i was locked in this crouching position and this little surfer-hair looking kid watched me do it and was impressed i could tell. i like it when 8 year olds think you are the coolest. everytime we passed this one house these drunks in their garage went WOOOOOOOOH and YEEEEARRGH. it felt like being on television.
a car alarm right outside has been going off now for a good ten minutes and at first i was all BLAAAAAAAHHAHAH but now i am all ahhhhh that’s soothing, what’s next, a powerdrill to the brain? bring it.
this is probably the best picture in the world and i want a t-shirt made out of it IMMEDIATELY. in fact i want everyone to make me t-shirts, i want one for everyday of the month and then you can knit me some sweater pants and beer mug cozies. yeh.
90’s trivial pursuit is awesome and despite fil trying to steal the glory by saying he went to pick it up it was MY IDEA a long time ago and I suggested it last nite when he asked what is something fun to do that doesn’t involve being drunk and i said 90’s trivial pursuit from toys ‘r’us. mememMEMEMMEmemememe. so we went and i wanted every single stuffed animal there of course. and then we passed the liquor store and i wanted to pick something up but uncle fil said no way and so i turned into a complete psycho i want booze monster until we picekd up aimee and i popped a clonazepam and a couple wobbly pops. wheee.
i have also finally lost some weight. not like a lot but still, enough on the scale for me to feel a little bit better about myself finally.
i am going to be renting either a table or a room at the canzine festival which is october 30th at the gladstone. you can pick up a copy of my book and have it signed. i’m also going to be having shitty artwork and maybe some other writings together and noel is going to help me create some coolness atmosphere so you should definitely come by to look at me and whatever. there is also an all day long burlesque show. wicked.
