once or twice a week my dad calls me and is all hey man let’s hang out and i’m all sure dood let’s get waaaasted and then i have to call him back and be all oh wait i forgot we are going to a play or something or he calls me and is like yeah i changed my mind i just don’t feel like hanging out anymore.

is anyone watching Huff right now on VOD or has seen all of the episodes? i want to start a nerdy group email discussion type thing so we can talk about it but don’t tell me what is going on beyond episode 8, i just watched it and BAM KAZOOM POW it is amazing. ps. it is like my new survivor except i watch it during the day and it makes me want to do a mountain of blow.

we are going to a play tonite tho i forget the name of it.

last nite at metric i said imagine if everyone could hear what everyone else was thinking, it would be like a sea of THAT GIRL HAS FAT LEGS and THAT GUY IS A TOTAL FAGGOT and fil said well eventually people would get use to it and we’d think nicer thoughts and then this chick walked by and fil said something mean about her and i laughed. but only amongst ourselves. and then a different girl walked by and her tag was sticking out and i wished that she could hear my thoughts about her tag sticking out.

and then all those douche bags with up-turned collars would have two choices. 1. fix their collars 2. punch in the face.

then this weirdo guy was dancing like mental and a bouncer walked by and it looked like he was going to ask him to stop dancing but he didn’t though it would be funny if he did.

that was funny. i’m funny.

i did a stupid thing when i changed all of the colors of my blog, i made the date the same color as my background so you can’t see it, can someone tell me where in my template is the date-thing so you can read it? i don’t want to change around a bunch of shit if i don’t have to.

that animal thing’s name is windy.

anyway, i was walking to get a coffee by this fancy restaurant down the street and all of a sudden it got totally fucking windy and it took me by surprise so i kinda blew back a bit, i don’t know how to say it, but anyway these yuppie people were having their lunch in this fancy restaurant and saw me get all blown away and were laughing so i decided to take it to another level and i pretended i was in that scene in aliens where the hatch is breached and everybody is being sucked into outerspace and they have to hold on to handles and shit so i had my arms up like i was fighting the wind and leaning into it and i think it was pretty believable cos all this garbage and newspapers were blowing by me really fast and then the yuppie people looked kind of nervous and worried for me but halfway through i was like WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING? and just stopped fake-fighting the wind and walked normally to the coffeeshop.

ok now for my millionth post today. we’re going to see metric tonite for the fiftieth time. yawn. i’m pretty bored of metric. yeh yeh new album out soon tra la, emily haines comes off as annoyingly bitchy and not even in a hot WOW SHE IS SUCH A BITCH kind of way that makes it cool, she’s just a straight-up pretentious seeming BIOTCH. and all the guys are mesmerized by it. fil calls her mrs. philogynist and every other girl singer out there as well. i’mma just stand in the back and wobble around drunk. we got guest list so that’s good. oh and jason collett is opening so that is good also. i have so much energy i need to go longboarding RIGHT NOW.

nolw says:

i get this junkmail. hourly.

nolw says:
“
Imagine a new huge D1ck full of energy. Just huge.
Smash the ladies like crazy!
If your a lady, take a “monster!”
“

raymi says:

ha!!!

nolw says:

smash the ladies!

nolw says:

like crazy!

raymi says:

i love it

raymi says:

that makes me want to go thru all of my spam and make a book out of it

nolw says:

dude, youre going to like the zine im gonna try putting together

nolw says:

anyway

nolw says:

i have to work

raymi says:

then work, you are the one who messaged ME

nolw says:

ha

raymi says:

dont play that shit on me ever again

le sigh i am bored. maybe i will vacuum and smile and eat licorice whips and later buy some moonpies and penny whistles.

yesterday we played asshole and i won every game and they were mad because they had just taught me how to play and i’m all like BURN and you must be very annoyed because i am winning right now etc and so on.