i really want to tell you about all of the things that we made explode at the cottage on saturday and put up all of the pictures but i sort of don’t feel like it. maybe i’ll put up a few pictures. anyway, we used lots of gasoline and lighter fluid and aerosol cans of PAM and wd-40 and shaving cream cos these tards next door were setting offcherry bombs ALL NITE LONG like every 5 minutes so we made a pearl harbour and shut them the fuck up. serious i have never seen an explosion before, you wouldn’t believe it if i told you.

i just got back from grabbing a coffee and these dinkheads in the window were discussing music and one said bla bla you know that john lennon many many years from now will be known as the mozart of our time and then this other genius says yeah well all his songs were about drugs you know and the first garbage-mouth says REALLY!? and then they both start humming and singing day tripper together and i look around and of course i am the only person who is privy to this big pile of embarrassment happening and the top of my head explodes.

and like, “of our time” ? dude was shot 25 years ago.

and please don’t say stupid shit in my comments now about john lennon being the shit and everything cos i know, i’m just as big a fan.

then i go to do my cream and sugar thing and a woman is standing at the station putting some honey into her dyke-tea and so i go to pour a little excess coffee out of my cup into that vent-thing and she does this big showy jump backwards out of the way so i pour a bit more out and she grunts and jumps back again, i’m like wtf this is a CONTROLLED EXCESS COFFEE POUR-OFF DEVICE STOP JUMPING AWAY FROM ME LIKE I AM DUMPING ACID AT YOUR FEET.

sometimes i totally regret having ever gone outside.

i love this guy.

seeing as my first song was a MASSIVE HIT i will put the other one up already.

daddymeansyou

get ready to listen to the best song in the universe. jack and i recorded it in NYC when i was 18.

iruleit.

and yes i wrote the lyrics too. the first one is a .m4a whatever that is but here it is also as an .mp3 for you dumb people who don’t know how to save things.

and i know that iruleit is a gay name but i had to think of one on the spot right now so that’s what it is. oh and also because it is the best song in the universe therefore that makes me rule it.

i’ll put up another one next week.

i tried to watch that movie taxi but the first ten minutes is just too ridiculous to stomache. queen latifah is this cycle courier who does all this insane biking around nyc, through macy’s and off the brooklyn bridge onto the top of a truck, down into the subway and through the open doors and dodges all these cars and shit like wtf?

and then she gets back to her courier stand and everyone is all like HOLLA! and then her hot tall model boyfriend shows up and is all lovey-dovey and in a bad mood cos she is all obsessed with her bicycle and becoming a cabbie and she gets this souped up part for the engine and she is like cumming in her pants over it meanwhile hot model boyfriend has a candlelit dinner waiting for her at home and she misses it cos she has to go wait in line for her cabbie license.

fuck that.

the new shining. it takes a little bit to load.

a moment with raymi and her mom

Tracey says:

(lkkr)

raymi says:

huh?

Tracey says:

(wave)

raymi says:

nothing

raymi says:

all i see is (wave)

Tracey says:

elmo2

Tracey says:

do you not have msn 7.0 downloaded

raymi says:

no i dont

Tracey says:

get Phil to download it for you, its much better

raymi says:

uh i am highly capable of downloading it myself mom

raymi says:

is this what you do all day, send emoticons to your friends?

Tracey says:

then do it I can send you some neat things

raymi says:

not interested

raymi says:

that shit is obnoxious

Tracey says:

I’m about to leave, doing the run for the cure on sunday do you want to sponser me

raymi says:

the cure for what, homosexuality?

Tracey says:

can I come over to your house I need you to show me how to crop photos,

Tracey says:

no for the cancer cure

raymi says:

i know i was kidding

Tracey says:

where is your heart Lauren

raymi says:

sure ill sponsor you

Tracey says:

k when can I come over

raymi says:

you’re all new-agey and stuff now

raymi says:

ill come over there and show you

raymi says:

after the weekend

Tracey says:

not at all I’m just living a more positive life, you should be proud of me for a change don’t you think I’ve survived a lot of negative things you should try and be proud of me

raymi says:

i am proud of you i wasnt at all being negative

Tracey says:

I am a good person lauren

Tracey says:

try not to hurt people

raymi says:

im NOT HURTING YOU

Tracey says:

you never seem to see the good Im doing

raymi says:

i do see it holy fuck do you know how to read

raymi says:

raymi says: you’re all new-agey and shit now

raymi says:

how is that bad?

Tracey says:

I’m healthy thats a good way to be

Tracey says:

I cleaned out my closet do you want any of my clothes

raymi says:

put them aside

Tracey says:

k

Tracey says:

do you want this for your blog

Tracey says:

I don’t care anymore if you write stuff

raymi says:

yeh i was already cutting and pasting it

Tracey says:

k let me do a blog spot I think the producer would like the idea

Tracey says:

I’m a funny writer

raymi says:

i should make u yer own blog

Tracey says:

I have a huge following on msn

raymi says:

a huge following on msn how is that possible?

Tracey says:

no, it would eat up my life

raymi says:

not anymore than u already allow the internet to

raymi says:

ok i have to go leave me alone now

Tracey says:

I have so many people that want to talk to me cause I’m bright and funny so put me on your fucking blog they will love us

raymi says:

will u leave me alone

Tracey says:

k, let me know how the meeting goes, I want to blog with you it will be like the Osbornes

raymi says:

i have ads on my blog its an actual job now

raymi says:

yer so fucking vain

Tracey says:

k well let me blog you are vain too

raymi says:

bye

Tracey says:

we can be vain together can you phone me after the meeting

raymi says:

sure BYE

Tracey says:

and tell me how you want me to blog with you

raymi says:

oh my god shut up

Tracey says:

k thanks lovely daughter

Tracey says:

don’t forget where your brain and good looks comes from

Tracey says:

call me later ox

raymi says:

uh my brains come from dad’s side

Tracey says:

no way hon

Tracey says:

we see things the same way

raymi says:

maybe my mental retardation comes from you

Tracey says:

we are both nuts

raymi says:

exactly

raymi says:

ok bye for real im blocking you

Tracey says:

have to be nutty to see such art

Tracey says:

thanks for all your support

Tracey says:

bye for now oxox

Tracey says:

Kerouac

raymi says:

yes yes

georgebushdoesntcareaboutblackpeople.com

i think it’s funny how some blogs or websites have really fucking tiny fonts it’s like hello everything on this webpage is a secret that is why everything is typed tiny.