to raymi from phil:

that’s funny

except the part about christian slater being your boyfriend – it made me jealous when you said ‘go for it dude’

does this mean that good looking guys can get away with a quick grab and feel?

i think you mean ‘respective’ jail cells

to phil from raymi:

respective got it

i was being funny

and after i said we are not going to be boyfriends and girlfriends

what are we going to do tonite

i’m sorry my imaginary conversation with christian slater made you jealous

good looking people are allowed to do anything they want remember that woman who had sex with that 13 year old and they said she is too pretty to go to jail

i was just thinking about how one day i will probably be charged with sexual harassment by one of my lady friends cos i’m all hey are those real or is your bra stuffed and instead of waiting for a reply i find out the answer with my hands a la christian slater.

maybe he should be my next boyfriend? i bet he would go for me cos he’d be all grabbing at me and i’d be like GO FOR IT DUDE. well maybe we could just be friends and talk about having zero boundaries while we are sharing some peppered beef jerky in our respective jail cells.

poor dudes, women get away with everything. when a woman is fondled by a woman they are all giggly and flattered and coo at you but then when a guy does it and say he is not very good looking it’s like terrifying and the women fills up with so much fucking rage that she puts her purse strap around his neck and pulls it tight like a noose and strangles him on the spot.

girl, giggle.

guy, DESTROY.

i was planning to visit my grandma today but my dad said she is doing alright so i should go tomorrow instead. i’m kinda miffed that she isn’t in the hospital in the town she has lived in for the last 46 years, there weren’t enough beds.

today i feel like eating a lot of cheese and more hot salami and writing my depressing modern-day style, choose-your-own-adventure story i hope i at least add a little more to it.

willheim is going to buy my painting that makes me happy and inspires me to make some more art.

i wonder what we will do tonite.

i want and not want to plan my birthday party, i have a feeling it will coincide with funeral-happenings or something who knows. be prepared for a possible last-minute gathering or a postponed event. thanks all for your condolences and such i’d give you my address for sympathy cards but i don’t want to take the attention away from my dad right now i dunno how he’d react to a million I’M SORRY ABOUT YOUR GRANDMA RAYMI cards you know, when it’s his mom et al.

anyway.

i haven’t gotten a new stud yet.

hi hello we went to a leaf game last nite and we won again because i was there and i yell obscenities like CAROLINA HAS A SLOPPY VAGINA and everyone cheers for me even the carolina fans because face it I RULE.

anyway go to this ARTCADE thing cos nerds are making video game art even noel! brilliant!

you can look at more if you want

subway prophet

secret wall tattoos

f’n brilliant.

i’m selling this bitch. i did it in early 2003 just as i was turning crazy for reals. i was pretty baked when i did it at noel’s old apartment so i was very manic and it only took me ten minutes to do obviously. there is a nice message on the back that doesn’t make any sense and i kissed the canvas and added sparkle glitter to it and pink gooey paint-something. it is 3 feet by 1 feet i think and it costs 200 canadian or maybe we can work something out. PEACE.