the cat opener is a stupid little bitch and will not open in one succession, the wheels keep turning but they don’t go anywhere it makes feeding cid ten times more fucking annoying and the whole time he is mwer myerw meow mew MEW MAOW and digging on my pants until they fall down and so i am standing there in the kitchen facing the counter with this bullshit can opener and my pants down around my ankles and the cat harassing me mentally phsyically emotionally and then he does his impression of a paraplegic (pictured) and i am like cid that is MEAN.

Education for DEATH – the making of a NAZI video by DISNEY!

this picture breaks my mother fucking heart.

today is going to be a long day and it’s at the borderline cut-off point as to whether or not i will be showered and clean for it so i have to decide now. i didn’t shower yesterday so maybe i should today. this is all very important information i know, that’s why i am sharing it with you.

noel got me some teeth off ebay cos he wanted to have more teeth in his mouth he said. they’re not real though. in exchange i gave him one of my japanese baked goods erasers and he thought when he first saw it that it was a bone segment, the loaf of bread.

i can’t wait ’til my hair is long again.

we went to play megatouch and drink beers last nite cos i was going crazy shut-in styles and fil was being moody so we went to our locale and one guy who works there said my beastie boys performance was “seriously off the hook” and i was glad cos i remember trying to be as obnoxious and embarassing as possible to somewhat bar myself from going back there – turns out people are all about that behaviour. nice!

THIS IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT MY REAL LIFE IS LIKE.

raymi says:

i would vote for him

Napa Valley Speedball says:

cause you are as batshit as he is, you just have a home and clothes

Napa Valley Speedball says:

hahahahahahahahaah

raymi says:

uh

raymi says:

why are black people fucking insane

raymi says:

i figure you might know the answer to that

Napa Valley Speedball says:

why do white people smell like hamburger?

Napa Valley Speedball says:

i figure you might know the answer to that

raymi says:

why do africans have machetes why cant they use flowers?

Napa Valley Speedball says:

why do white people walk like this “dee dee doo doo dink din”?

raymi says:

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raymi says:

why do black people throw spears?

raymi says:

is this conversation too racist to put on my blog

Napa Valley Speedball says:

no

raymi says:

ok

jesus dressup

tony pierce back in hollywood says:

sorry i can’t go to your party

raymi says:

i might not be having one

tony pierce back in hollywood says:

you have an ad on your blog saying you will

raymi says:

read it again

raymi says:

and then read underneath it jees

raymi says:

look at the date

raymi says:

yes i am going back in time to the year 2003 to have my 20th bday party

that’s the flier i made for what was going to be my 20th bday party. it’s funny cos i actually DID have a nervous breakdown. no wait, that wasn’t funny, that SUCKED.

think like anne heche crazy on someone’s property babbling about UFOs.

it feels like a thursday but it is wednesday. the underwear i am wearing makes my ass itch and i avoid wearing it cos of this but it looks pretty when i wear it so i don’t know what to do.