i got a new mouth piercing it is u-shaped so i am going to see what it looks like and if it is gay i will take off the ball and put it in the labrette i already have.
i’m sorry i can’t finalize any set birthday plans yet i know how you are all dying to get me 200 dollar presents and stuff.
BUT whoever gets me THE BEST PRESENT i will give you a FREE COPY of MARKETABLE DEPRESSION and i will SIGN IT RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES and maybe i will even READ SOME OF IT TO YOU!
AMAZING.
the cat opener is a stupid little bitch and will not open in one succession, the wheels keep turning but they don’t go anywhere it makes feeding cid ten times more fucking annoying and the whole time he is mwer myerw meow mew MEW MAOW and digging on my pants until they fall down and so i am standing there in the kitchen facing the counter with this bullshit can opener and my pants down around my ankles and the cat harassing me mentally phsyically emotionally and then he does his impression of a paraplegic (pictured) and i am like cid that is MEAN.
Education for DEATH – the making of a NAZI video by DISNEY!
this picture breaks my mother fucking heart.
today is going to be a long day and it’s at the borderline cut-off point as to whether or not i will be showered and clean for it so i have to decide now. i didn’t shower yesterday so maybe i should today. this is all very important information i know, that’s why i am sharing it with you.
noel got me some teeth off ebay cos he wanted to have more teeth in his mouth he said. they’re not real though. in exchange i gave him one of my japanese baked goods erasers and he thought when he first saw it that it was a bone segment, the loaf of bread.
i can’t wait ’til my hair is long again.
we went to play megatouch and drink beers last nite cos i was going crazy shut-in styles and fil was being moody so we went to our locale and one guy who works there said my beastie boys performance was “seriously off the hook” and i was glad cos i remember trying to be as obnoxious and embarassing as possible to somewhat bar myself from going back there – turns out people are all about that behaviour. nice!
raymi says:
i would vote for him
Napa Valley Speedball says:
cause you are as batshit as he is, you just have a home and clothes
Napa Valley Speedball says:
hahahahahahahahaah
raymi says:
uh
raymi says:
why are black people fucking insane
raymi says:
i figure you might know the answer to that
Napa Valley Speedball says:
why do white people smell like hamburger?
Napa Valley Speedball says:
i figure you might know the answer to that
raymi says:
why do africans have machetes why cant they use flowers?
Napa Valley Speedball says:
why do white people walk like this “dee dee doo doo dink din”?
raymi says:
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raymi says:
why do black people throw spears?
raymi says:
is this conversation too racist to put on my blog
Napa Valley Speedball says:
no
raymi says:
ok
tony pierce back in hollywood says:
sorry i can’t go to your party
raymi says:
i might not be having one
tony pierce back in hollywood says:
you have an ad on your blog saying you will
raymi says:
read it again
raymi says:
and then read underneath it jees
raymi says:
look at the date
raymi says:
yes i am going back in time to the year 2003 to have my 20th bday party
