this song came on during my sesh and got me so pumped! next karaoke track for sure.

bad bad picture angle (teeny change room) this is my new holiday dress whee.

WHY ISN’T THIS FOOKIN VIDEO WORKING yay it works!

bitches body temps be crazy.

we drove to pick up steph and fil was wearing his onesie he is obsessed i had to be look-out down in the garage and in the stairwell for him then he ran like hell to the car. our sex life has taken a bit of a nosedive since these things arrived. ha kidding it’s always been crap. KIDDING AGAIN. we got these in smaller sizes this time, mine a small and it fits fine save for my toes trying to burst through the footies. fil got a large and it’s perfect.

steph‘s christmas plaid print is different than ours i am jeals a little bit. we are going to get cid a matching plaid collar so he can remove a chunk of flesh from my face when we try to put it on him.

oh Rogers on demand your spelling is the best.

then we put on normal clothes and fil got sulky.

thanks to natalie’s assistant writing raymitheminx like that i think i gave the delivery guy wood. he had feathered hair and looked like a regular joe six pack from hamilton. he’s all oh raymitheminx are you raymitheminx? yeah that’s me, it’s a nickname, you know, it’s my business as i’m trying to sign my name as fast as possible. hope that guy doesn’t understand google!

steph explained that these are a big score, great for xmas gift ideas AND there is a fancy breakfast for those with these press tickets the morning of nov. 27 (i think you have to rsvp which i can do for you) and then you get to hit the floor for an hour before it’s opened up to martha and ethel from mississauga and their comfortable walking shoes. so friends/family let me know you get first dibs. apparently they’re a pricey ticket too. thanks natalie!

free mouse.

thay tha thay thay thanks tempy!

fil pretends he doesn’t know how to clean up after himself in the bathroom.

i also wanted to quickly say something about how i mentioned in my election post that the dude who changed all the channels was half black and some genius from mississauga was all what does it matter if he was half black? (reminiscent of me having the audacity of mentioning some dude on the street was native one time wtf so? it’s a DETAIL)

uh while you’re at it go ask the ten babillion people going off about the first ever black president in history what it matters that he’s black.

because it’s an important triumph for his people that he should give a shit about, i don’t care if he was chinese or a honky, i mentioned his race because i feel it is relevant in this matter. it is just a coincidental aside and not the focal point of anything really. he was trying to watch some unimportant garbage television totally oblivious to his surroundings. now stop yourself before writing a long boring white people guilt response because i don’t care.
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don’t worry i changed into something ten times gayer.

well maybe not so.

oh and the bangs have officially been swooped over to the left now, never more will the right side of my face be obscured by the ramone’s shroud what is the animal growing out of my head.

went to see matt mays & el torpedo at the phoenix last nite, caught up with brad and his sister renita (she and i are working on a special little project together right now cannot reveal it yet) it was a good time at one point after fil was done shooting i said ok we can’t talk about this anymore fil is back and renita said something funny that i forget along the lines of being good and i said yeah when he comes back i’m all (does double blow job motion with each hand) sucking everyone’s dicks! and this one old square (silverhead, mostly bald, w/ glasses with equally old lame wife) casually peeks over his shoulder back at us/me to have a gander at what this blow job giver-outer looks like just in case. haha so busted we killed ourselves over that one.

brad was baaaaaaaaaaaked my favourite brad!

used two smokey pepperettes in this scramble last nite oh man v tasty.

what do you guys think about pizza flavoured tacos? don’t discourage me. i’m going to make this happen. i think pizza sauce in lieu of taco sauce/salsa. i will keep you posted. ha right then next i’ll make chocolate flavoured caramel.

i just did wii fit for the first time in 63 days! ha more like WII FAT. did you like that? i just made it up. anyway, lo and behold i am not heavier than the last time i weighed myself on that scale of depression 63 days ago, i am slightly lighter. never declare to the internet that you lost weight because two days later you will feel like a cow. this period is taking forever to arrive i’ve been straight bloated for weeks it feels. sorry all i ever talk about is being wasted and my period.

i only came back on this shit machine just to share my wii joke with you.

oh and a lady almost U-turned into me on my bike last nite, i was pretty close to just veering around/alongside her sans bike dinging cos i assumed she would just blast ahead of me, thankfully i decided to be a bell nazi otherwise i’d’ve been a sailin’ palin. she slammed on the breaks and it jerked her up inside pretty hard she didn’t even check her mirror for shit and she burned it out of there like a bat out of hell something fierce afterward. crazy lady, she knew that i knew that the intense whiplash she experienced would have been how fast she’d have slammed into me and thus she beat it the hell out of there. near death experiences are kinda funny only in the sense that you’re like hmm what am i going to make for dinner tonite when do i put the vegetables in after how long the chicken’s been seared BLAMMO DEAD then you’re like cool if i would have bit it i wouldn’t have to study for that math test wahooo! it’s a reminder to take it easy and not rush your brains out all the time, put things into perspective all that oprah stuff.

garry shandling OUT!

ps. aren’t you happy as hell elina is finally off of antm?

but omg!

olsen hollywood pin-up

ps. it’s my mom‘s birthday today happy birthday mom love you!

it’s also sharpie’s bday too hi sharpie <3!

12:31pmE1

gaymi

i found this tape with you talking tons of shit

when we were roomates

12:31pmRaymi

omg

tape?

what am i saying

ahahaha

12:32pmEl

yes

all sorts of high talk

12:32pmRaymi

who am i shittalking

oh man im like baked out my mind right

12:32pmEl

celebrities

12:32pmRaymi

oh man destroy it

12:32pmEl

yes

12:32pmRaymi

is it too embarrassing for words

am i on blow or just weed

12:32pmEl

NO
BLACK MAIL TAPE

i think maybe blow

and weed

you sing along to songs and shit

12:33pmRaymi

what celebrities

oh god how long is it

12:33pmEl

***** and ***** are in the background

rrlly long

12:33pmRaymi

DELETETETETTE

dont take advantage of my crazy

12:33pmEl

and it recorded over my tricky interview :(:(

oh come on

12:33pmRaymi

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

12:34pmEl

as if i would

12:34pmRaymi

can i blog this chat

12:34pmEl

sure

12:34pmRaymi

what else is on it

any specific quotes

i am cringing my head off right now

12:34pmEl

i’l have to listen again

12:34pmRaymi

oh god please dont

12:34pmEl

it’s pretty painful

12:34pmRaymi

19 year old raymi was a fucking trainwreck

noooooooooooooooooooooooo

12:35pmEl

yeah the tape just oozes shithole

12:35pmRaymi

did you play it for ******* you asshole

12:35pmEl

i just started playing it

12:35pmRaymi

im trying to think of what shit i have on you if that thing should ever surface

12:35pmEl

something about how you could be britney

12:35pmRaymi

OH GOD

enough AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

12:36pmEl

you got nothing

12:36pmRaymi

yeah thanks for the intervention pfft

12:36pmEl

i think

umm yeah i think i should have

12:36pmRaymi

doye

can you please just record over that

12:36pmEl

before you got on the plane

maybe

12:36pmRaymi

i made ***** delete a ton of videos he had of me totally spazzing out

12:37pmEl

dude it will never get out

12:37pmRaymi

no couldnt have been (before plane to LA) cos i threw ****** out and wouldnt have been in the bg

JUST DELETE IT

12:37pmEl

do you know how much of a pain it would be to transfer to digi anyway?

12:37pmRaymi

there is no reason to have that

dont care

i do not give u permission to have my shit on tape dude

12:38pmEl

ok

12:38pmRaymi

as a friend

erase it, it would give me peace of mind

that was a horrible time in my life

12:38pmEl

i had no idea

12:38pmRaymi

i know

its ok

12:38pmEl

that it would stress you

12:38pmRaymi

it brings back too much cringe worthy stuff

psyche ward all those assholes

barf

ugh! that chat reminds me of the time my brother taped a copy of g’n’r or metallica or something for this chick and i decided to have my own talk show recording over it i just thought it was a shit blank tape anyway this girl confronts me at school in the bathroom while i was washing my hands and she’s all lauren halfway through listening to this tape your voice comes on all over it and i’m all GAH NO NUH-UH real mature like and i casually ask what am i saying and she goes oh you’re like playing with your barbies and speaking in different voices and i just stood there red faced and said no not me so not me (so obviously me least convincing denial ever) and she just laughed at me as i ran down the hall back to my class THEN she tells my brother and he gets all pissed at me cos i embarrassed him and fucked up the tape. WHAT! how can HE be embarrassed about that i’m sorry but my embarrassment trumps yours ten fold bro. i also think one of her friends overheard this exchange and is all what’s that and the girl tells her too and they both laugh at me together, 2 years my senior, the dread i felt was so powerful like get me out of this how do i do it i know RUN! her name is valerie i wonder if she is on facebook.

the end

I tried making a video of Wiley doing his whining thing but whenever the camera comes out he doesn’t do it. I think this one is pretty funny though. They were both watching so intently. -dave