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j_petersen@what? hello?
big bad anti says:
hi
big bad anti says:
sorry
j_petersen@com says:
i never said i may be seeing you around
big bad anti says:
whatevs
big bad anti says:
be less assuming
big bad anti says:
you dont know raymi
big bad anti says:
or laura
big bad anti says:
whatevs
big bad anti says:
… ?
j_ says:
i think i know laura a lot better than you do. anyway i realized that i did say that, its because i was typing out a song after you got offline
big bad anti says:
lauren knows her
big bad anti says:
more
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so
big bad anti says:
no offense
big bad anti says:
dont be mad at me
j_pet.com says:
cool. are you lauren?
big bad anti says:
no’
big bad anti says:
shes outside
big bad anti says:
trying to long board, skateboard
says:
raymi?
big bad anti says:
and everyone
big bad anti says:
fuck………
big bad anti says:
you
big bad anti says:
pffffft
big bad anti says:
bye then
j_petersen says:
rayyymii
big bad anti says:
BE less assuming JEN
big bad anti says:
jenny
big bad anti says:
whatevs
big bad anti says:
.
j.com says:
! raymi
big bad anti says:
i’ve ” changed”
big bad anti says:big bad anti says:
tell me who you think this is
big bad anti says:
who?
j_petersen@.com says:
i think this is raymi and john
j_petersen@.com says:
raymi first
big bad anti says:
wrong
big bad anti says:
lauren is at the car
j_petersen@.com says:
liar. this is raymi
big bad anti says:
fuck off
big bad anti says:
you dont know
big bad anti says:
anyone
big bad anti says:
therefore dont assume
j_petersen@.com says:
yes i do. but ok, ill fuck off
big bad anti says:
not literally, ok?
big bad anti says:
pretend it doesnt matter
big bad anti says:
and we both like you
big bad anti says:
and dont bring up past shit
j_petersen@.com says:
you type differently
big bad anti says:big bad anti says:
jesus
big bad anti says:
shut up.
big bad anti says:
and keep
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typing
j_petersen@.com says:
hahaaa
big bad anti says:
pretend
big bad anti says:
im bill fucknig gates
big bad anti says:
now i was in the middle of being angry at the world
big bad anti says:
and i dotn mean to s talk
big bad anti says:
your ex bf
big bad anti says:
my sloppy second
j_petersen@com says:
im angry at the world
big bad anti says:
wanna shit talk?
big bad anti says:
tell raz-mi why ———– wont be referred to as clickity.
j_petersen@com says:
i feel like offing myself, thats why i was mad in the first place
big bad anti says:
good.
big bad anti says:
i like statements of anger the best
j_petersen@com says:
ps i know hes right there
big bad anti says:
ps
big bad anti says:
yes
big bad anti says:
yep he knows
big bad anti says:
whatve
big bad anti says:
what do u
big bad anti says:
call him?
big bad anti says:
ex loser head?
big bad anti says:
me too.
big bad anti says:
hes right a lot and i am too.
big bad anti says:
but sometimes
big bad anti says:
we are mean to each otehr
j_petersen@com says:
hey, so did you say whatevs before you came to CA?
big bad anti says:
by mistake
big bad anti says:
i used it as a ploy
big bad anti says:j_petersen@com says:
whatevs dude
big bad anti says:
dopesnt matter
big bad anti says:
i use[ed] it pre post during
big bad anti says:
etc etc
j_petersen@com says:
i dig the brackets yee bra
big bad anti says:
id rather speak in my own messenger
big bad anti says:
f him
big bad anti says:
i’m mopreeast coast than you
big bad anti says:
sdfjkl r
big bad anti says:
he wrote that
big bad anti says:
while he was coughnig himself
big bad anti says:
a new back
big bad anti says:
ahhahahaha
big bad anti says:
hes a ffffag
big bad anti says:
type faster jenny
big bad anti says:
pelase
big bad anti says:
please
big bad anti says:
or balance me out
j_petersen@com says:
of course you are. i’m ninth generation CA thoguh, my people wre rapists and conqustadors
big bad anti says:
dont feel like killing yerself
big bad anti says:
how can i help you
big bad anti says:
what
j_petersen@com says:
i dont any more, i was just having a low moment
big bad anti says:
\splain in canadian please
big bad anti says:
ahhaha
big bad anti says:
dont be sad
big bad anti says:
lol
big bad anti says:
rofl
big bad anti says:
i swear
big bad anti says:
we miss you
big bad anti says:
i neevr met you
j_petersen@com says:
it was aboot drinkin too much and isolating
big bad anti says:
yet
big bad anti says:
so fuck off
big bad anti says:
on the east coast tilthen
big bad anti says:
were flying back
big bad anti says:
you gfiot yer buddy jon
big bad anti says:
faggotbreath
big bad anti says:
etc etc
big bad anti says:
but you got me too
j_petersen@com says:
i have to go convince my poetry teacher to drive me to the country now
big bad anti says:
and jews
big bad anti says:
and rapists??????
big bad anti says:
get back to yer ancestry pls
big bad anti says:
why
big bad anti says:
fuck him
j_petersen@com says:
spanish mexican danish
big bad anti says:
wait
big bad anti says:
how old is he?
big bad anti says:
how old are you?
j_petersen@com says:
34
big bad anti says:
u like to fuck older men?
j_petersen@com says:
23
big bad anti says:
i use too’
big bad anti says:
jon
big bad anti says:
hmmmm
big bad anti says:
23
big bad anti says:
good
big bad anti says:
you exactly like shannon hartman
big bad anti says:
remember that name
j_petersen@com says:
johm used to have the loveliest apt in long beach
big bad anti says:
youre like the babe best friend in brooklyn who lived in the room next door to me
big bad anti says:
i never fucked her
big bad anti says:
when you fuck a friends= sumtimes its like whatever
j_petersen@com says:
you never fucked me either
big bad anti says:
i fucked with laura
big bad anti says:
blehh
big bad anti says:
we hate each other
j_petersen@com says:
yeah
big bad anti says:
[hate, not literally]
big bad anti says:
we know each otehr too much
big bad anti says:
i know i never fucked you
big bad anti says:
retard
big bad anti says:
ROFL
big bad anti says:j_petersen@com says:
i have to go seduce a teacher at the gramercy park hotel bar now. plus put on eyeliner
big bad anti says:
emoticons RULE
big bad anti says:
GOOD
big bad anti says:
tell me abuot tyhe girly seductive shit
big bad anti says:
why?
big bad anti says:
this fagbreath
big bad anti says:
ignores me too much
j_petersen@com says:
because i like him
big bad anti says:
no ossense
j_petersen@com says:
im mad at john
big bad anti says:
why
big bad anti says:
shit talk to razzy razzmi
big bad anti says:
aka jazzy jeff
big bad anti says:
i invented blogs first
j_petersen@com says:
hell tell you. or just wait till he and ryan get on the phone togetherm they gossip
big bad anti says:
so you want back into the blog clique
j_petersen@com says:
wiggety wack
big bad anti says:
what do u want????
j_petersen@com says:
i want to go into the city
big bad anti says:
how can i get you – work/ famoos / more sex from un faggoty poetry teachers…etc etc
big bad anti says:
go there
big bad anti says:
gramercy
big bad anti says:
i dont think i went there
big bad anti says:
yet
j_petersen@com says:
im a free agent . gots to go
big bad anti says:
so talk faster
big bad anti says:
type out loud
big bad anti says:
one
big bad anti says:
word
big bad anti says:
at a time
j_petersen@com says:
i
big bad anti says:
am
j_petersen@com says:
have
big bad anti says:
i
j_petersen@com says:
to
j_petersen@com says:
go
j_petersen@com says:
get
big bad anti says:
taking
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up
big bad anti says:
too
j_petersen@com says:
teacher
big bad anti says:
much
big bad anti says:
of yer stoopid slut time???????????????
j_petersen@com says:
HOT
FOR
TEACHER
big bad anti says:
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
big bad anti says:
tacvher sex
j_petersen@com says:
bye. have to go
big bad anti says:
good!
big bad anti says:big bad anti says:
aww
big bad anti says:
please
j_petersen@com says:
aw
big bad anti says:
awwwwwwwwwwwww
big bad anti says:
see
big bad anti says:
you fucking heart breaker faker
big bad anti says:
i know youi
big bad anti says:
and everyone
big bad anti says:
the best
big bad anti says:
so
big bad anti says:
1.
big bad anti says:
fuck his head off
j_petersen@com says:
im fucking blushing. have fun in my hometown
big bad anti says:
2. go to where some fuking getaway
big bad anti says:
for the weekend
big bad anti says:
3. fucknig slur like saucy sailor
j_petersen@com says:
im homesick
big bad anti says:
4. i got arrested
big bad anti says:
twice
big bad anti says:
for the frist time
j_petersen@com says:
you guys should drive by my house and pet the kitties
big bad anti says:
kuz
j_petersen@com says:
cause you sang to loud
big bad anti says:
….”it was the best of times…..it was the BLURST!!!1 of timees?!”
big bad anti says:
NICE
big bad anti says:
duude
big bad anti says:
i haev awesome storied to tell your stupid homesick ass
big bad anti says:
but u might have to mebbe meet us here or there
j_petersen@com says:
I am going now
big bad anti says:
i dont care
big bad anti says:
or in the uk
big bad anti says:
where the fuck do u wanan go next?
j_petersen@com says:
come to ny
big bad anti says:
we’ll try
big bad anti says:
where do u wanna poarty with us for a few days
j_petersen@com says:
i want to go to the fucking reading where my teacher is
big bad anti says:
in the world
big bad anti says:
think abuot…. [ honey moon]
big bad anti says:
or recpetion
j_petersen@com says:
brooklyn
big bad anti says:
and youre the real family
big bad anti says:
by association
j_petersen@com says:
work out details later
big bad anti says:
loOK!
big bad anti says:
listen
j_petersen@com says:
go
big bad anti says:
fuck brooklyn
j_petersen@com says:
now
big bad anti says:
lemme tell you why everything sucks
big bad anti says:
and then
big bad anti says:
why it also doesnt
big bad anti says:
then go get laid
j_petersen@com says:
love you, no i have to go
big bad anti says:
which train u taking’
big bad anti says:
???
j_petersen@com says:
im two hours late
big bad anti says:
ill tell you best route
big bad anti says:
mebbe
j_petersen@com says:
r to the w
big bad anti says:
fine
big bad anti says:
good
j_petersen@com says:
have fun
big bad anti says:
hmmmmmmmmmm
j_petersen@com says:
sorry
big bad anti says:
i know f train the best
big bad anti says:
why
big bad anti says:
go to williamsbrug
j_petersen@com says:
you should have started impersonatng jhn earlier
big bad anti says:
mebbe
big bad anti says:
and fucking get arrested
big bad anti says:
yer 23
j_petersen@com says:
no, city
big bad anti says:
im 20
big bad anti says:
still illegal
big bad anti says:
in yer
big bad anti says:
zippy fode
big bad anti says:
902..
big bad anti says:
something something
j_petersen@com says:
902 – – babay
big bad anti says:
woah
big bad anti says:
u fucking
big bad anti says:
assholes
big bad anti says:
live so close to eahc
big bad anti says:
other
big bad anti says:
assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
j_petersen@com says:
talk to you later
big bad anti says:
fine bye
big bad anti says:
sdjfl jsdgd\
j_petersen@com says:
i have to gooooooooooooooooo
big bad anti says:j_petersen@com says:
now
big bad anti says:
BYE!
big bad anti says:
slut
j_petersen@com says:
bye
big bad anti says:
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuts
j_petersen@com says:
slag
big bad anti says:
rule
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.
big bad anti says:
get shitty.
j_petersen@com says:
done
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.
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good.
big bad anti says:
fine.;
Author Archives: raymi
< blo ck quote on oldschool stripped templates gets me into , could look better...etc etc sumtrhing sumthing. mental note, do it first for every post for this blog. [fullstop. end transmission.] >
hey fffags. i need help doing stuff. like, real assistants. freelance ones first, whatevs. pretend maybe you’ll get paid and then after i help get you laid from like sending me photos of funny shit i ask you to do [ like public displays of grandeur, uhhh, drunken slurring, karaoke … anything i might do. try and do it before me]
did you like that frad fitt/ edward norton fight club movie?
me too.
but it was too too douglas coupland a la ikea etc etc [ i mean it was great kuz of this, the narration was brilliant. it’s great that people like movies that i would have dug when i was at least in grade ten i think. i was always skipping highskool grades and being drunk etc tsdf dfkulc].
i haven’t even been to ikea all that much. prolly under 6 times. you might assume i live there? or pier one now adverted by uhhh, kirsty ally? imports all these places i know them from media. too much of it. fffucking eh. gucking hell. i cant write properly kuz i hate doing my own editting while im trying to tell you one thought/opinion at a time.
anyway, just one by one ask questions, email write, i don’t care. just dont treat me like a celebrity kuz i hate that but i like it when i get shit on by my own people because they’re bored of gays and mods and punk and everything and now i know why i love university kids and shit. i like professors better and crazzy doctors because they let me stand there and just fucking tell them why im so damn cool and bipolar and opposite and stuff. shout outs get to me first. then one of various email accounts might not overpopulate my inbox. i was always a junky for emails and voicemails but emails first. etc etc etc
this blog i never lied. i was just vague. there are few lies. everything was pretty much almost true.
i hate blogs because i wanted my book to be published first
outcast society then it was the last minx but raymi was the name for lauren white and she was in a ward of some sort in toronto. i didnt know any real names. i was 14 then i saw that “girl interrupted” with winona and angelina jolie and that fat for the moment brittany murphy girl were in the mvoie i was writing for myself, a book. i hated it. i did, it sucked. and then i started getting into real trouble etc etc etc and then i realised this raymi the minx shit, wow, cool. but it’s a lot harder on the east coast when you’re like miserable and you dont have a loser boyfriend, just fuck buds of eyr choice and a few random chicks who want you to molest them and yer all liek fuck man, i just wanna sit around and get trashed and try and hop fences and then girls are all like lauren, ble he ble bhe lbelv this guy i want him so bad etc etc and yeh no i dont wanna make out [ then lauren falls asleep] and then the beast is all hours later, ……L….blsef jsdhfi;vgk;f lets like sd,bl kf;gh and lauren is all fine you slut [ to herself] and then yah, thats the part i cringe at why? i dont fucking wait to be a sloppy 3rd.
i asked her and she was all busy talking abouty some loser kid from highschool, and then tried to fuck about 2-3 of my dude friends andtheyre all like, whats up with your female? and im all like yeh, shes older than me but i dont like try and fall all over myself anymore because im skinnier and waspy and shes fucking a hot spic crazy wantsto fuck now or never doesnt matter the gender type girl.
anyway, i like novels. novellas. im making a ton of books. all independent press. all me all eventually. im opening my own store. im doing the art show and a re raymi’s 19th nervous breakdwon post pre bday party
i never went
thats why i fucking hate birthdays
they always suck but at least 2 days later – ten years we all look back are all all…”bluuuughh….that was so funny.”
tho inside you’re all i hate everyone theyre mean to me im going to fucking sue them i swear to god or blackmail or get arrested twice in LA and get sent to the fucking winona ryder movie psyche ward and then realiswe that im so damn cool over here and they think im crazy.
hmm
mixed responses of emotions from that. thats liek when im typing on msn im all like
.
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{blep. bleep. bleeeeeeeep… bill gates./coupland/microserfs/when is that movie going to be made? i want to – narrate/act/anything/film/be the napkin folder or the loser fuckhead}
i just want internet oen a at a time bnuddies back. no sex. pretend im castrated and im all way too chill to drink that koolaid in jamestown massacre or something. i hatethe world i hate area codes and i love oprah and doctor phil can always go and doctor phuck hisself
kuz he screams therapy and fear and insecurities of being old and bitter and whatves into helping others. he is meant to heal the wounds of fat retarded americans, anyway because it’s not my problem. my shows/movies/tv everything media all of it is mine so if you wanna steal it first, fine go ahead.
be prepared for a lot of fucking pro boner lawsuits/ legal shite etc etc etc
im a free agent only once, free advice and being nice, once and one time only. i have at least 2500 emails to sort n all frum diff accounts. lemme edit my own shite or you can just shit around and wait for me to do that.
im my own clique of bloogs. ive had mine since 1999 and thats kuz of jacob smid in toronto of emergeworld.com now defunct and then vice boards the original hate/lovers said to me yah fuck off raymi, and that i did……..
i like em. there is no hate. just a im doing my own shite it;s a coincidence that yer in uk now kuz like i have to be there in august for a wedding, family type shite. im looking into my own world real estate. i know how do things cheapest. family – friends – then do it yerself.
forcedindependence.com ? why dont you tryand steal ideas. memes, common consciousness, stream type shit. like when we all slam the shit outta elevator buttons, why do we all do that when we know it’s been pressed already by some fat guy? ebcause it’s a meme.
meaning: ?
im not white trash. im not a pill head. i never did heroin. i was a valedictorian and all that gay shit and i actaully am related to that fag kerouac guy however , my dad’s side was total wasp and clashed but yeh, thats my own family shit and i was neevr beat up or abused or raped. i was spoiled by white collar boredom.
lauren white sucks.
hhhhahahahhahaha
ill be back east by tues………….monday….?no one ever told me i was hot.
enough.
i understand only when they are nervous and then i get crazy and neurotic and goofy because then like that mtv jenna chick, shes goofy [ which over ehre u call it peckerwood, on the east coast in jail it’s not goofy like in disney moovies. etc etc etc ]
and only then i realise that theyre nervous or want to have sex with me and i remember i am just a lonely neurotic piece of shit who isnt lonely anymore and likes to scream at B aLoney pierce’s television unit and talk to the scientologists cross the street and hear him talk about fouling up sluts. ahhahahahha/ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. thanks tony. whens my that potato chip and onion dip and one beer and glass of water party?????????/
insert emoticon at yer pleasure… [leisure] lehhh- zuuuuuuuuuur, like the brit/french/italian/porchugeuse……. way]
I LOVE NIGERIA!
im way too hot for teacher. thanks beaches boys, strip club flies. kevin march and? i hope yer girl is hot n sassy. yep.
reversified. ding. cowgriL styles.
ps – this guy, pffft. or whatever. don’t assume anything. i just wanna eat some fucking honky ass food with bL o n T y and talk aboot why i dont want to break a fekkin’ bone or shatter my shister/wrists. ok?
thanks guise. it’s been swell.
hehrhhehehrhehh.
im actually quite petrified of breaking a bone. ive never done that yet. i want to get my own faggy wrist smashing gaurds [shatter-prevention etc etc] as well as knee pads, but apparantly anti sez that would be too gay if i had dirty knee pads and i obviously do not suck enough dick to justify wearing drrty shit fuck pads why? kuz its cooler when you have bloody fucking knees. yeh. totally.
dood.
hi guys. according to geo-tracking and all that other shit, you guys like it more when i dont show my boobs and butts and stuff. good.
heherhehtdbrl thkg.
im just figuring out [owt] which photos to randomly scatter for you. i left my pentax usb/port thing somewhere. i never lose important stuff. so if it’s gone well, then pentax should be like, raymi, here is another free onesince you are the best at every fucking photo we have ever seen. yeh.
no not scabby or scabies or sand crabs. anti said that i might get sand crabs and i beliefed him. why? im smart like that. canadian/brits are the most bitter because 1. lauren white is still under 21 in this usa 2. i like littering all over yer county zoned/patrolled whatvs. 3. i got arrested twice in under 36 hours for the first time in my life 4. i sang oh canada on top of cars, the last one being a red one 7. 8. this is funny but too scarey for me./
i hate cops. i hate everyone. but i love em. why?
BECAUSE.
in canada they let me walk around 24/7 and fall iinto shit and whatvs and are like, im so bored of this raymi girl, she sucks so much and im all Good! i DO suck. FINe fuck you. ill go go dance for free and everything FOR free why? im tired of being nice to everyone. im so damn tired of being the best at everything and wining. i hope my heart ex fucking plodes and then al the hitler zit moustache zits on my upper lip one by one burst to the tune of leaf – me – a – Lone….etc etc etc etdfgn df’gkldfgkldfn
stop making me tangent every 1-3 days. there are too too many emails. i choose randomly. one at a time. send it once or send it to all trillion accounts.
k im dying my hair “sangria” a la garnier nutrisse. etc etc
my hair is too sun whatvs and i dotn want it to turn into frazzle rock just yet. so im adding some stupid dye and dfklng ;bnldfbnl it doesnt matter because i haevnt even fuckin gone swimming in the ocean and if the dye bleeds all over my stupid face,. it will be even funnier because i got another extra box for free and then a 99 cent (USD) piece of hot wheels “collectors….” crepe….
[raymi cant find a lot of her shit. one thing she doesnt own yet? a fakur cop hat. no im not on meth. bye. blonty is the NMe.]..
bLonty u have to choose 161 characters from yer rateyermusic shout outs….. then republish or something. i typedtoo much. whups.
i just realised i dont need to fucking < block quote> anymore. i also learnedthat i am a really good skateboarder and suerfer churl etcetc and hi hi asshole. see you soon. mods suck. always. lets go train to oldsville. ehhehh. u know i was borned in truh-fagler l’opital? it’s true. bong’s variety is even funnier too.
i already forgot what i was doing….oh right. skateboarding on carpet. dog town fag boys style.
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i tried to tell you that yer can-on camera = sucky. let me show you why PC + APPLE + coupland.com and all that other trivia shit is always tap yer blonty nose of tony blair etc etc durrrr. [im my own mentor/editor/boss/super nova etc etc./…..] i want a pizza party with creamy garlic dipping sauce and i want the pizzas to have crumbly bacon and zesty cheese on it. why? pizza pizza is Acadian and fuck usa for not having it here already. next, tell me all the canadian/USA / everyone sucks equally etc etc bsdjl;gh sdn;psdghh why do we care aboot blogs, anyway something somthing i need at least 50gs of fat per day or ill explode [from the inside or sum,thingsumthuing literally] [i think] [methinks]. and i dont bulimia that shite out? why? i hate vomitting but i love it when it comes out like a fountain. ask the real N-words of toronto [ie tyranny]. or something. i like yer nayborehood. “Sigh – ent – awwww – LOe – jeeeeeeeeee……” from that airplane movie, lesly neilsen i think. [u sed they would follow us and we believed you. i watch them watching me and then i try and jump over garbage cans and stuff. did u knowthat there is no provincial laws ehre? why? kuz this is USA. ahhahaha. rofl. whatevs. ] i wish there were raymism’s keyboards. why? because then upside down mexican question marks would be manditory on every fucking button, which, btw, is a PC [implied however bill gates saved apple. why didnt anyone read microserfs or generation x yet by douglas coupland? yes theyre my bibles….] a Ctrl alt delete what???? i need to eat some chinese/pizza/wings/deep fry that [potentially] everything can kill canadian freakshows. yueh. tangents. straight-up. full-stop. sdbglvgngfnh. when is this party? am i invited? can i come? can it be in the safest most jehovah part of blue license plate town? old plates? old fucking old people are hilarious. when can we throw u inthe back of that sausagemobile or can we drive around yer walking around in yer lakers huey heffner robe….bla bla yes is the answer. make sure some phat people are @ this “party” and other people who would let me ash all over their open palms and then they would say, “thank you, razzmi.” and i’d say, “you’re welcome.” and then jump in front of yer cancerous satellite dish. ahshadg lasidygfsdv.fkhvsddk.sdbf sdhf.;sdso’sdbnl/f less fat = crazzy bloog posts./ bi. and yes, in the end, too many people make me have to wait outside being a hilarious neurotic piece of ill eat all the food in the end in yer tub wearing my shaq shoes and listen to ZwuAn etc etc and ill chainsmoke and breath gasoline. i like LA.
raymi and anti came over and visted me on easter sunday because theyre born again like me and wanted someone to fellowship with.first lets talk about anti because when you have two big personality types like dumbass (moi) and raymi, theres not a lot of space to get a word in edgewise. fortunately anti isnt the type of guy who seems to worry very much about getting a word in edgewise. he seems perfectly content to sit on the couch with his feet up looking way too much like ad rock, being far too mellow while drinking his beer, and at the same time very attentive to raymi’s needs. i think he has a little crush on her.
who wouldnt?
my girl raymi has it all. shes young, fun, and full of canadian trivia.
like nearly everyone that ive met in real life who i originally was made aware of through this blogger thing, raymi is far prettier in the flesh. and, sadly, less nude.
raymi has a blog called i think manic. she doesnt think manic. she thinks and she says it and i like it. she touches her nose for emphasis and i think it means something.
because it was easter raymi got dressed up. extra dressed up since we had never met. she wore a black striped jacket and a tshirt. her jeans were fashioably ripped at the knee, freshly, it looked like, and accidentally since i think i spied a cut on her bare knee. she had things written on her jeans, but i dont stare.
she did have a button on her lapel that simply said fuck in all caps.
her hair was reddish orange. it was up. then she shook it out and it was down. then she stole anti’s hat. then she took off antis hat and put my pick in her hair.
then she started talking and she didnt stop.
if you tried to get a word in edgewise she would tell you timeout and keep going.
anti would jump in and tell her that she should be careful with a certain train of thought because it might actually drive her manic, and she would listen.
made me think she had a little crush on him.
they seemed to work great together.
raymi is constant motion. a tornado of ideas and theories and swirling commentary. shes childlike with the wisdom of a poet on acid. she likes to smoke. she smoked a bunch with anti and they put out their butts in the little container of ranch dressing. after i warmed up some pizza slices she poured garlic powder on it and looked at the ranch dressing ash tray and wished she hadnt ashed in it cuz now she wanted to dip her pizza in there.
shes skinnier than youd think. she gets tall and gets short within minutes. i saw her levitate. but just for a second.
if i had something bad on tv she would ask me to pause it or turn it down three or four. if something was good she would ask me to turn it up four or five. she wasnt afraid to ask for what she wanted. mostly she wanted things to smoke drink eat watch or listen to. often times all in the same moment.
on one hand i was happy to to oblige. these were great people whose blogs i greatly admired. on the other hand it did get to be a little part time job all its own, but i didnt mind. raymi’s rad as hell and if i ever have a talk show she will be my ed mcmahon. i asked her if she would and she said yes.
raymi, 20, is from canada. we know this because she says aboot. we also know this because she says things like, they paid me 500 american. she talks a lot about alex trabeck too. lots of things not canadian are canadian to her. its cute. if you call her on it she’ll just get going on something else. she has it bad for douglas copeland and bill gates, in that order.
i took lots of pictures but none of them turned out very well cuz i suck.
i want to have a party this weekend at someones house so that we can celebrate this canadian celebrity.
she wants to be a star, but she already is one.
shout outs are even better than my blog. blonty tole me i dont give hinm any hits? pffft. i dont have time for media frenzy[ies]. im going to [m,ebbe] see that jew in las faggahs] so. yah. with or w/out yer help. blowme fiErce. ehhh. fhsdlkfg sduklhi jg.
anti added that dumb photo and didnt do the proper old school line break conversion. im a self-taught html junky. and my template is too too oldschool styles, bustifucking kated. see you all sooon. postcards are in the jail/mail.
bye. for now.
razzmi = ihateraymi.com and jealousytraps.com and misymiu.com and uhh other things i already own the domain/all rights whatevs to. catholics suck. even over here.
especially over queer.
what?
