I pretty much chose everything I am wearing in these pics, I mean, left with those particular duds. The ruffle shirts I got in navy, white and coral. I got greedy.
I got that dress, an xs. When I slim down and shrink it will be nice and skankily tight. That’s my thing, tiny and tight. Like my brain. Haha. I gotta stop saying I gotta what is happening to my grammar and class I talk like a farmer. Sorry if you are a farmer.
I look like an inside out tuxedo. Casie got this shirt too and I bit her romper look more twins more something. I will work on that. I look like Jennifer Beals in that confusing dinner outfit kind of sort of (go with it).
Girl have you ever gone to dinner before?
Cool pose bro, real natural!
Some of my fashion show favs.
Dreamy.
I took a me day today (hah everyday is that). Check out Casie‘s blog post of our shopping spree yesterday, it was bliss! 3F shut the store down just for us, holla. Thanks so much for the new wardrobe! Then we went to a fashion show and afterward I met up with Lois and mom and got more clothes it was a spectacular day! I took 299 pictures I’ll drop on your heads tomorrow.
Yes my outfit looks stupidish but I knew beside casie it would make more sense, we are a happening when we hang out man it’s funny and fun to watch people react to us.
My new pants! I love them. They are my special lounge pants. I will probably wear them out with some skanky wedges I don’t own yet. Excited!
One of my 3F shirts with my new pink pants from Lois and adorabz flower cardigan sweater eeeh :)! My outfit changed multiple times yesterday and of course my mom made me try on the pants IN the restaurant on the spot. Our waitress loved us. Seriously. She said she was watching the whole thing the entire time. Shame is for stupid people. I am trying to figure out how to rock pink pants here, well, we were shocked they fit (size 6) I was fat yesterday.
What’s with older chicks and the Bay mom? We didn’t have long to hang because they were shopping their brains out those cray ladies got a tourist discount for being from Hamilton. Nice, and that’s real? These broads know every shopping discount scheme there is I think I inherited my annoying ways from my mother. Definitely. Kay more tomorrow bye bye byeeeeeeee TGIF time to eat order pizza or wait for a whopper, decisions, decisions.
Soup and salad and Raymi! Heather I cannot wait to get my mouth on those pickled green tomatoes! One of these days!
Classic Raymbo patrol.
I was bringing Christbreakfastmas back. It was extremely windy and chilly.
These were in Courtney’s bathroom and I was soused from School (A restaurant not a learning insitution) and was feeling them.
Did I post this yet? Anyway those are the roots once washed after dying.
Stella got tag teamed by these freaks but don’t worry gave a lot of bites back too, they asked for it. They’re so adoarblah though with different colour eyes and they breathe like little grunty piglets it was funny when I first arrived with Stella they were NOT expecting that and a scrap broke out. Dogs man, that shit cray!
And I looked like that. Bry was like uh Raymi, hahah I can’t remember but I said yeah it had occurred to me that I might have looked cray when I left the house but I liked it plus did not care. The older you get the more of a write off you become and can get away with running like I just got off an Edward Scissorhands set (housewife shit).
Have you ever gotten a manicure hungover on your own couch before? On your birthday? Eating a bowl of chips drinking gingerale after wake ‘n baking? It was intense, especially with the hair dryer to set the decals, poor Kathy’s lamp broke on her way over to my place but she said they often use hair dryer’s backstage at fashion shows instead of bulbs. I’ve never been so deathly hung on my birthday before I think that is a right of passage. People treat their birthdays like bachelor parties or maybe I do no wait what? I just mean maybe like the eve of a wedding. Anyway it felt nice to have my nails done while my marbles were all over the place I was worried I’d have to cancel my party but we did it all over again that night it was pretty craytacular.
This is the second leather jacket snafu from Salvador Darling now thank god it wasn’t me again though our poor baby Jules is stuck with this one and someone snatched hers instead I bet some chick liked it too much over this one, if you remember a girl you hang with who had a bday jam at Salvador Darling two Fridays ago and this is her jacket please make her give my friend Jules back her coat. Tanya got mine back last time miraculously so you never know second time’s the charm, maybe? Next time wear a fug coat it happens there a lot and the more weird stand out your jacket is the more a trashed chick won’t think it belongs to her. Hopefully.
Took me a second to remember who this guy was I just stepped out of my nervous at events fog (plus Teacher bounced) and he’s like Raymi you don’t talk to me anymore I was in the middle of telling someone about him being the P&L requisite hipster guy at the end of the bar but then it occured to me he is buds with a dude I used to see and it all came back as well his fuckin hi-jinx (nice play bro) of dramz causing between Crazy Stewart and I, whom I’m meeting up with very soon I better get a move on this post we’re going shopping and to a fashion show, free shopping spree eeh but anyway it was nice to hang and get loaded with ya maybes I’ll make it to Anagram’s last show assuming you’ll be there too. I think this will be my last year of “moshing” “slam dancing” and skanking. Just kids may the skank neva die.
Someone was a jerk to me all day and then someone got horrible heartburn at night from drinking ALL of this with my brother. GOOD!
Hahaha. Wonder when that Xtra phote will surface so I can have the orig for my blog. AH-nuh!
Thanks for this mom! Future lez much? Lol.
Cool produce bro.
I’ll prob wear this skirt today.
Teeny t-shirt I bought. I look so Garth Algar in this get-up. Sha-wing!
I’ve been on an allergy meds tour, these are the latest jams. Looks like birth control at first glance.
My mom brought another one of these and slipped it to me and everyone was like WHAT WAS THAT? I said it was a tampon so Teacher thought I was actually on my period for a few days haha nope not yet soon I hope!! These aren’t lady fingers it’s one whole firecracker and very loud and scary. Dad was not very pumped about these. They came from uncle Mike lol.
My special place! If I am in a good mood it can get dreamy up in there.
Glam it up or shut up. Blue against blond gets them every time. Just wait til me and my notorious blue maxi summer dress hit the streets you will not hear the end of it lol.
Excuse me that’s my hat.
This is the toothbrush I use at my dad’s heheheh.
I bought this wig when I had long black hair. Funny right. I bought the wig at Malabar without any idea for a halloween costume in mind (I went as a pathetic blondie, I looked good but, heart wasn’t in it) and I guess subconsciously then I was gravitating toward the bombshell tinsel town tresses.
If it’s true all these morons are actually leaving the SNL cast (dumb move!) it just makes it easier for guys like me to step in their place. Ultimate dream.
I have many looks and voices, love dress-up, yeah, I need to flex these skills more. No more fuckin’ around Jones!
I beat the fam twice in a row then lost my streak but it was pretty fun and intense to play this vintage game. I want to buy a new board game. Dammit I will. We’re going to host my fam in May for a double Birthday Jamboree dad you owe me and we will need some board games or maybe our own Balderdash (I am even better at Bdash than Scrabble). Anyway.
Rebecca this is when I was telling you about the cat sitting in a pile of presents that exploded out of the bag.
It’s all about the music man.
I need to go for a punish run asap here is one of ten million reasons why.
The last night of being 28. I am done mourning now.
I will wear those fancy tights too thanks AJ xoxo I tried the Shampoo this morning, ultra luxurious :).
Lady Garbage missed us.It turns in to Noah’s Ark when we get back.
Went through like every cup while at Dunc’s lol good times.
Burn.
You are the reason my tummy jiggles right meow.
What?
This idea didn’t last long. A cat was always lying on it and asking to die.
Last week of twenty eight.
I dunno if this has been blogged yet enjoy it all over again if so.
“Why are we captain loser town always?” Yeah why mom? More cray tales with the cougs. The blog title is a nod to Lois leaving the room/pool keys in the room (I actually say is this f-ing happening? of course) we are a non-stop shit show. Watch what our reaction is like upon discovering the epic pool of The Prince of Wales hotel you will LOL it is so dreamy. Here is why you want me and the cougs to stay at your resort. Posh craystyles guy robe it up!
One more for the road! This one features Stella, the yeah yeah song, barking, singing, getting off my ass and putting on a coat, something I said in my stand-up act blabbity blah bye bye enjoy we are adorablah!
You will love this one the most! I am going to have a Lost fiesta siesta now on the couch so check ya later! I look like a pterodactyl when I look to the side. Yes it is spelled like that. When I next have to spell out a postal code I will be sure to use pterodactyl for sound out the P-word jajaja oh life. Send me in Dear Raymi questions to answer in my vlogs okay, just drop em in the vomments section it’ll be fun times.
I am going to be a vlog superstar you can’t vlop me! Better ones than this crap as fast as I can compress them! Sorry for the song halfway through I had to practice for band. Screen grab change any time now holy crap.
Alright it’s growing now it’s “a thing” guys! Good one Chris.
Ok there’s Lisa!
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PAAAAAAAYCE. Cray fug face competition just began bitches!There will be a prize! I will add your stupid face picture to my post. Dance run time! Not feeling it but it is punishment. It’s raining yay I can dance inside with Stella I made some dumb videos and cleaned the kitchen. I will make more videos maybe after this oatmeal and chocolate sauce. Banana chocolate oatmeal party. Yeah boy!
My friend is even worse today and I can’t even play this video because I think my computer has a virus (update: I can play it!) but don’t worry I know it is golden material, I am being stupid on purpose can you tell? COOL! WICKED! Great that is great! Having a computer virus is super great fun. I blame Lost. Now here’s a bunch of stupid photos. I am crabby today watch out I might zing you! I just had to force quit and it made everything better again but I know it is only a matter of time until I go zero to rage watching this typing field gradually type slower and freeze out, hope not though! Moving along.
My hair was very long yesterday. It was a long hair day you could call it. Longer in t he back though (where the party is!)
It was a stare longingly out the window long hair day, yes you could call it that too why not.
See how white I am I’m penis coloured jajaja, pink! Ethnicity? Penis pink.
That’s my how I get my way face. Just kidding. That face usually looks like a witch face. Well, I do a good puppy dog eyes. Only for emergency use though don’t get greedy!
I am aging obsessed it’s ridinkulous.
I post fugly Raymi pics too.
You can picture my head independently from this hair easily with the darker roots. I didn’t wash my hair this day so it looks greasy, I greased it up a lot with mythic oil. I am seeing how much I can repair before trimming my split ends. You will barely be able to tell the difference I’ll just look like I don’t have pieces of straw sticking out of my head everywhere.
That’s not duck face that’s where my dimple, dimples. I smiled so much the last few years I made my dimples permanent that’s sick guy! At first I thought I had wing sauce on my face in photos then I realized that indent was permanent and not wing sauce. On one hand I was pumped I wasn’t a slob but on the other, face indent! But, I also have other dimples in the proper dimple place too. See how much crap I just made up just so I could feel better about duck face? I don’t like adopting cheesy mainstream jargon is what and it’s not what I was doing anyway lay off me!
Can’t wait to hit the beach mon.
Much better. See, these eyes are not brown sorry guitar guy who asked if I had brown eyes but even weirder I said NO THEY ARE GREY. Who has grey eyes? Who says they have grey eyes into a packed restaurant? We will do a feature on my eyes and you’ll see that they’re actually grey green blue and once in awhile a burst of yellow will explode around the pupils okay cool I bet you can’t wait.
Sarah Connor arms. I assure you they are not this skinny. Maybe slightly.
Nothing makes me want to clean the house more than this picture.
Much more was eaten this day, this entire long weekend oh god please no more eating all we can do is eat here and be horizontal for hours on end watching tv I think I lost all muscle definition and toning from my arms which my mother was kind to repeat numerous times about her stupid trainer wanting to sculpt me. RUDE. Go sculpt your own damn self. Hmm I guess I am premenstrual ha ha. I am just tired of people’s shit, everyone’s. Hi it’s me over here being tired, you got shit? Well then I am tired of it straighten up and fly right asshole. I will be sure to launch a lawn chair before I leave. You’re welcome. Should we film it?
And please like there are lawn chairs here, we have real chairs not made from lawns.
I think the reason people eat more out here or city people do is because of boredom and NO I am not saying I was bored here I mean, Rebecca (take a drink) says all she’s done at her grandparents is eat and eat again once she was finished. More cheese? Hey, is it time to eat again yet? I made every single thing that I could from the fridge. Bacon and eggs at dinner you bet! I think it is the timing of my hormones and stuff and also I don’t know why I just feel fatter in the suburbs and when we drive home somewhere on the QEW we pass through a slim down force field. You feel more isolated from friends and shit so each handful of chips is a handshake from your friends and you just keep going for it until you have to open another bag or go to the store and buy more bags of chips and popcorn for all the tv you are going to watch. Necessity! You can’t take a spin out the door around the block to have a beer (well you could but you won’t) so then you start to cut some cheese instead and get the crackers out hey guys I made a plate of cheese and crackers want some? Everybody always wants some. Then, while we are eating that I get the idea to dismantle the rotisserie chicken and make sandwiches! and that is the story of gaining five suburban pounds no problem. Maybe if there were some exercising to balance out all the gorging but there isn’t of course! I am dying to do my free weights and go for a run when I get back I hope I don’t have a bacon heart attack.
Zit is in the scrabble dictionary by the way. That’s 50 points. By the way.
So what’s going on tonight, nothing probably. Maybe a mini bender? It’s the official weekender boohoo back to reality tomorrow not that this guy ever actually has to go back. But I have band practice! And I have to go shopping and exchange my dress at Holt, I am thinking I’ll get a dress or a nice cardigan, I don’t know. Maybe some awesome shorts. Hi, where are the awesome shorts? Jajaja. Til next time. Oh right, Happy Easter.
