Ward’s at his aunt’s
funeral and he sees this
lightswitch not realizing
that it works the light
overtop of the casket,
so he flicks it on and
off and on and off
again and again
like a psychotic little twit.
all his sad
and crying old
relatives are
all bug-eyed when
they see the light
flickering violently over
the casket
and they must think it’s some
sorta message from beyond
the grave or whuddever,
and they look around
frantically not
knowing what to do
or say, so they just gasp.
GASP.
I think Ward got a
talking-to for doing that
and maybe a slap on the hand.
Who knows.
The funny thing is,
Ward doesn’t make the
connection until after
the fact when it’s too late.
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