enjoy me getting Hallowasters at a foodie show dressed like a stewardess in my burlesque fit.
I was so shy but I did it anyway and yes alcohol helped achieve that.
Halloween weekend in Toronto. I had a burlesque show as well as this, so it was costume time!! SO fun givin’er at food shows because they get you loaded for free and blast tunes it’s just one big weird networking rave party circuit. Watch me in action. I still have brand friends from this very historical moment in time. I am also not with that guy anymore (who is filming) so ladies, don’t ever stop being you in a relationship because that shit will eventually end and you are timeless, and keep going. Could you imagine this video not existing? Get you a cameraman bf and put him to work or gtfo of your damn way sis. We had to walk back we couldn’t get cabs because it was a zombie walk in Toronto it was cold and annoying all these people acting as zombies in my face trying to scare me I was ready to fuck somebody up. Pretty funny tho. everything is funny to me. That’s the slant that I choose to see things by. Shit works!
These are delicious. I sampled a few. I sampled several things. I left with two bags of different no sugar candies for $13 it’s my mission to score the seniors and/or student discount at bulk barn I almost winged it once. I’m coming for you 15% off Wednesdays.
I just want to stuff my hand right in there and eat a handful all at once. I’ve got free will seriously, what is stopping me? They look like erasers I know. Aren’t they adorable? I guess it’s a 90’s thing maybe the affinity for cute little things. Chotchkis, part of girlhood.
Great. And remember that I am on a crazy restrictive fucking no sugar diet and we go into here.
Yes I had one. Peach FFS! It was stale and rock hard, but good I guess. I would need to try it again. I didn’t try the watermelon one. The reason I keep being neurotic about mentioning sampling is because as Canadians we know we aren’t allowed to do this, it’s the bulk barn rules and so we love to defiantly do it. Maybe some Karens announce EXCUSE ME YOUNG MISS OH MISS I WILL BE TRYING THIS GRANOLA MIXTURE like no, the teenagers there do not gaf.
This was on 4th of July I was feeling patriotic for the Americanos. Did we get power back this day? I think so. Anyway I took a picture of these waxy little things, lemon raspberry maybe emulating that popsicle flavour?
If it were fall or winter I sure AF would inhale a roll or three of these bad boys. Sour is my weakness. What does that mean?
A guy beside me was taking pics of another bin I forget of what I tried not to focus on him because then I end up writing an essay about somebody that doesn’t at all matter but like when I do my taking pictures of stuff thing irl sometimes I will wait out people to fucking scram and other times I just do it in front of them but then it’s annoying because they get curious and I feel like I am performing being oblivious. It comes and goes, if I wanna talk to a stranger I will if I don’t they get blown off and don’t even know about it. BURN
Ya so like there’s pluses and minuses to the things we consume har har. However I will say it doesn’t hurt to keep regular.
I was taking multiple photos of this bin it was getting weird my fascination for the look of this texture. OCD hello!
I had to try a sample. Had to. For research.
I grabbed a pink one that had another pink one melted to it BONUS I scarfed them down. Living my best life. When I get around to it I will take a close-up picture of the candies I did buy, because like, why not?
Hilo blog I’m sorry I’m just a little scattered and busy.
My next post here will be a good one I promise but for now I’ll just point to my substack. there’s an area on substack there called notes where ppl (other substack authors) hang out and you see their micro-posts which are like tweets. I love it and I post a lot of content there if you’re an avid-Raymi hunter for that kinda crap.
I’ll give ya a lil something here too tho.. and, we’re getting there on my abs journey.
We are also getting there on my ice cream eating journey which is a sabotage setback and I have valid reasons for every cheating thing that I have defiantly consumed. As well as my stress-dipping thin cantina chips one thousand times into sour cream while watching Love Island and fighting with people on X about Love Islandthen tracking my viral posts where-in I have successfully roasted an islander and their stans are coming for me in droves journey. God this season cannot wrap soon enough.
Had a power outage for a few days out here starting Canada Day, a storm’s wind knocked over 10 hydro poles during this mega-heatwave. v grateful to Mel for having us over.
welp. bye for now, you know where to find me. adios.
