Why not blog?

Hi there. I just need to blog right now. I don’t need rhyme or reason for it I just have to do it cos it has been a significant amount of time since I last partook and the cobwebs need to come out. This picture is from Saturday, as my cold/virus/flu bug became progressively worse and culminated in me lying beneath a pile of blankets in the berth of the boat. Don’t even start with boat terminology as I have no clue, nor care (just yet).

This was the first time our friend took his new Trimaran out and thus, first time back in to dock and I successfully acquired a perma-boat invite for myself (and mom by default lol) by being a good, boat docker? Everyone cheered and clapped for us so I guess it was a feat made with precision to warrant applause.

We’re not allowed to take or show pictures of our friend either because he doesn’t want users coming out of the woodwork. Smart guy.

I’m standing here just in case we get too close so despite this useless pose I am actually being useful here. Reasons for everything omg!

This boat is awesome, simply put. Here I am thinking about how sick I am/going to get.

All the tylenol cold meds curbed my appetite so a smoothie today was the first thing other than halls and OJ that I consumed since Saturday, then had a microwave meal before leaving work.

I gotta hand it to you.

Saturday afternoon.. Chantal Kreviazuk in the foreground and one Minx and mother up above in the bg. More on this later (it will receive its own dedicated post).

Okay one more why not. WAR child representage.

Friday morning light in my room.

Canadian Tuxedo.

I love wearing the cheapest dress possible to big money events, I am a jerk like that.

I do not think I would tire of living here.

The swag bags were pretty awesome too.

Chantal’s voice is amazing.

I didn’t end up wearing these, it was a little much. Also, like 4 times the price of my dress lol (they were a gift).

Funnest work party ever Friday. They finally got us a bouncy castle to make us shut up/call our bluff ahaha. It was hilarious. It holds 14 children which equals, 4 adults. God so many funny things. So sweaty. My body was sore all weekend, but not just from bouncy castle but from wiffle ball and football and maybe bocce ball.

Glad I brought a back-up outfit in case things got sporty, which they did.

Oh yeah I hurt my finger playing football. No biggie.

Ate amazing pizza at my new fav place Friday night. It was indulgent as all hell.

So dreamy.

One of my favourite local parks.

Watch out for Coyotes though.

The left side slumped over at one point because there was a pile of people who all bounced and fell into the crevice, it was pretty hilarious to see.

Sometimes I find I have an aversion to fruit and I don’t know why but when I see it I will forevermore make a concerted effort to eat it.

My latest Playboy Energy Drink V-Spot is out! ENJOY. I would have lead with a Miley pic but, she’s too NSFW for my blog. Who would have ever seen that one coming??

Here, look at me instead. My hair is becoming the same length as these falsies are, which I left in Holland lol. I bet you can’t guess what kind of hair it is (animal) and if I told you already before you can’t guess.

I look fwd to the next game.

Went for a run and turned up here. Well, at least I know where I was for the Habs’ second last chance at a victory dance.

These are like second skin I really need to bust them out on the town sometime. Probably at work. When it’s not so super hot in the morning where I can think adeptly about an outfit to wear. I was burning up and sweating this morning, oh man.

Great game Monday night.

It was their 7th or 8th win in a row, who knows where it’s at now.

These are my work bros! Wednesday trivia night by the way it’s the last one.

I am friends with one of the blue jays because of this picture, now! Now I stalk to him on instagram, well, I plan to (please remind me).

Damara joined us! My mom was going to go in place of another ticket but someone hit her (parked) car when we were on the boat the day before so she had to deal with that on game day. The idiot who hit her also hit someone else on his way to meet her at the shop WTF Ahahahhaha.

Nice seats. We also got up and jammed our way to the porch bar so we could stretch our legs and goof around in general. FUN TIMES.

Boring salad in non-boring place lunch. I wonder if coyotes like boring salad?

Love these cups. Love summer and foresty things. Camp Day is soon. Time to give a little, I say.

I was in an awful mood last Sunday, hmm maybe that is a new thing cos yesterday’s Sunday I was sick in bed all day. Anyhow, this boat hang was muchos appreciated. I don’t want to get sick of my lake hood as well so it’s good to spread it around.

When my mom showed up to my place and I opened the door to let her in I was like WOW O_O. Good work Trace.

I am a strategically posed blob, no shame. Actually I am all leaned-out from this cold so I better get a boat invite pretty quick to make use of it.

These are so Aruba. Love love love.

This is when we first showed up and laid eyes on the Trimaran. I was speechless. Annoyed too by mom’s instant photoshoot shenanigans. We are so going to have an intervention about it soon.

Alright, that’s about a week in the life of. Have a wonderful night and a beautiful week. Sincerely yours, oh damn forgot my brother is over BYE!