Everybody Canadance now!

Sooooooooo. We went to the American side of the falls for the first time, I didn’t want to cos I knew it would be a headache traveling with two foreigners. We had to go wait in a building for a bit and of course we had a dude with ‘tude, but everyone else was proper nice and were like don’t worry about him he’s mad the government is shut down cos they’re working without pay.

When we got the stamps and green light to go (I didn’t get a stamp though they didn’t give a shit about ol Canada me) the guy downstairs only saw 2 passengers written down where was my slip? I’m like I was not included in this processing yo I’m a Canadian citizen coming here direct not from The Netherlands, So our border guy upstairs was mad when I came strolling back in (but also they were all glad cos look what I was wearing haha) and he called the door guy downstairs a trainwreck and rolled his eyes bahahha.

I was holding my breath for the full hour all of this took and almost passed out when we got out and then after a smoke, we immediately got fries.

So the Canadian side is better everyone says but I didn’t balieb it (I got the Bieber fans mad at me for calling Justin an asshole on twitter for being carried up the wall of China)(HOW ultra Canadian of me right) but then I saw it and was extra grumpy for BF making us go over cos it ate into our Canadian walk along the falls side and better pictures but it’s good they got a slip of paper good for US entrance now.

Y’all got shafted on the seventh wonder of the world on your side but the closest thing to the border entrance is a hard rock cafe so you’s doing alright I guess. (we pee’d there).

This thing goes up and down all day long singing California Girls (maybe, probably firework) I was like wow you must be insane right now to the booth girl and she nodded a silent YES.

Classic. This is sad scary to me RIP guy.

Ahh doye. We escaped for girl times and I was like do you want to go on that pointing on the gigantic wheel and she was like YES. $10.99 worth it.

4 or 5 rotations and they play saxophone jazz and tell you about all the crap you’re looking at or you can press mute.

Then we walked around a bit in a mania taking pictures in the 5 minutes of time we had of everything.

This is going backward now, on the Canadian side a big fat rainbow. Sister thought she was so lucky to see it and cos I’m a dick I said IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. Ahahhaa.

BF drove around while we did this he didn’t want to pay parking and we went here early summer. So I got to tell every single funny story about myself before at the falls all over again.

Other side of the rainbow. God loved the hot weather yesterday, almost too hot. I try never to complain about the heat cos when it’s gone it’s gone Donkey Kong and that’s sad.

This crazy little asian woman bartered to take our picture if I took hers with her ipad then I saw her doing it to other people along the way haha nice I loved her so I threw her a subliminal Japanese tourist sign.

Watch and listen and learn and love.

NO IT’S THE PEZIDENTS STUPID.

PMS Queens.

Like my gold chain? I am gangsterish. It was a gift from our last stay omg I am liked. Kind of.

Thanks I love when you fucking do that. Nice timing though. You ever just want to rush through something so anything that gets in your way makes you hit the roof, like a flip flop kicked off your foot?

Whatever because this. You’re smaller than the Niagara falls.

Okay time to look at trashy internet with the sis now. XO ILU RLW I RLW. (I RLdouleYou get it?) I really love you.

Don’t forget I’m up for a LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD & A LIFE Category nod in the 2013 Canadian Weblog AWARDS. If I win I will blog it like it’s hot like a mad woman for the hardcore Raymiite fans out there and generally just, be better. Oh and I will hand in that book. DEAL. In November it’s my fourteenth year of blogging since the year 2000. That’s like, incrayable.