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Jay kay guys not yet.

Friday was super duper hot so we split house and headed out for some nature after visiting gma.

One of our favourite parks.

Each plot of flowers has a plaque saying where that flower comes from and name in English and dutch and the country it comes from, not that I ever read them but I like that they are there. It’s kind of like a flower museum.

The short cut field erupted in wild daisies you know what that means someone’s about to get her pose on.

Took more pics here just now in different wardrobe.

Oh ma gad I am gonna dye the hell out of my hair today.

Seriously, flowers heaven. We are old people. We go on walks and hang out with ducks a lot, feed them. It’s nice. Like something an old fart would say but it’s a charming little idyllic lifestyle and simple. We’ll be in the city again soon enough.

Honey suckles. Sucked on some. That’s what we did at recess in elem school.

What’s over there, more park art? Oh it’s finally ready?

It appears so.

My favourite bitchy duck has babies now.

Our fish are getting bigger. We just went for another walk here and the park is teeming with fogies cos it’s Sunday. I also learned that neon orange in the sun in pictures make me look nude. You’ll see and good to know. My bf has back issues so we have to walk him a lot. Between that and my fucked ankle we are a couple of crips.

Freak in a field.

There were four storks.

Love sunshine country drives around here it’s a total labyrinth.

Time to hit a patio.

I loved this sauvignon. Bad white wine is awful, good white wine is a game changer. Especially sitting in the sun.

 

This picture is pure Europe.

Stop. Penis time.

I love this town. Third time here.

Shared the special.

Asparagus is in season right now so it is everywhere. Asparagus croquette.

I only had half cos it’s a diet no-no. They’re deadly. Once you take a bite it is hard to stop.

Do weather vanes even do anything other than just pointing where the wind is blowing, cool thanks I’ll add it to my journal! Also maybe giving false promises to pigeons #heartbreaker.

It’s okay though cos pineapples. Guys the red sea is here and with that my brains. AMIRIGHT girls? Lena Dunham?

What’s up Rien Schultan.

This place is like Belle’s hometown, Disney movie easily. Except real and I am the alien. I get away with so much shit!

Matching us. I’m that scene in Superbad all the time when Fogul gets busted staring at the girl’s thong and says Um it’s 11 o’clock (whatever time he says) except but with taking photos of people and I get busted no problem there’s a sign that says KUNTSgalerie behind your head.

I see a blob here. Def have to start inserting some more abs in to my life. I did crunches ONCE since I got here. When you meet someone and they accept you for what you are on some Bridget Jones level EXACTLY AS YOU ARE. Whole package. It’s like what the zuhhh? Where the tiniest amount of progress is noted and liked, whatever googoo gaga.

Lets get a closer look. My good side.

Sucking it in hardcore.

My bad side leg eh not bad.

A reindeer stormed at me! From all my vamping like a tough guy ooh so scared Rudolph blaha. I guess I can throw shade because all we do is socialize with animals now.

And with instagram filter. I see no difference. It’s hard to resist fucking with them though right?

Okay this motivates me to get my shit together. Thanks to chicks like snooki and the Geordie Shore girls ballooning up I have no body hate. I curvy guy! I stop cars and all kinda of garbage. If you can’t turn heads then you are failing ladies. Always keep a Marilyn Monroe option open to me in life and don’t even try to say you don’t too. I see your smizin’s!

I think those ducks are having an effect.

Hmm. I’ve been doing this smirk since 2004. Duck face innovator. WHOOPS!

I get told to “grow up!” once a day. NO FUCK YOU. Go back to your yoga and bottles of red wine sadness and make peace with your own shit and stop trolling me on Saturday nights when you kick back with some coke. You said I have the more interesting life haha burn I didn’t. Sorry you are locked in to a Toronto life and clearly bored by it.

Blergh blah over that now just made us lunch. Today it was two fried eggs and laughing cow cheese spread on a piece of toast it made the whole concoction deliciously close to what mcdonald’s egg mcmuffs taste like and the bacon here is sliced super thin and au natural from the butcher incredible incredible.

Border hopping. Europe is amazing like that.

More crap he eats. I have a lot of submissions to add to this as well as other zany euro food purchases you will die at. Also how do you rotate flickr photos now?

Germany.

They run like they’re made of cgi all weird and galloping trotting and playing tra la.

Colleague am I a birder now?

What’s he wearing that for?! Ali G voice.

No really.

I saw the BIRD DEMON OF HELL yesterday.

Shut up peacock!

Crazy time at the bird zoo every foul was going bananeras and creating ruckus you could tell some of the white ducks wanted to peck the shit out of us oh whatever tough guy.

This is the asshole that rushed me.

Ninja Turtle time.

They just threw a million different animals in this big one and said COHABITATE. Except in German which is Zusammenleben!

BYE NOW! Sunday lets do this :).