Nice to meat you

Hi everyone did you miss me? Gee thanks, same here. I have a lot to share with you once I get back to Canuckada. Where to begin, hmm well, firstly I met someone and then all this crazy shit happened, awesome despite my stretched ligament which is still very sore but I can walk on it again. I will probably need physio and I might have a gangster limp. Tomorrow is my last day here it’s bittersweet blabbity blah there will be eight million pictures to blog naturally of course. Don’t even get me started on whatever my mom’s been snapping. I must try that dorito taco from taco bell before I go, do they have that at home I will be super pissed if not! Um what else. Uh I kept it real quite a bit and learned that being handicapped fucking sucks and I am too shy for it so I best watch my step next time lol. Sorry to my hater that I didn’t get eaten by a shark, I think I’m allergic to the ocean water anyway cos last night I broke out in hives. Meh. Aruba problems. Oh yeah heard a shooting too at this one ghetto joint we were staying at, they caught the guy but that was interesting to overhear and the ensuing ambulance or cop sirens at 5 in the morning. I can’t wait to weigh myself when I get back I finally started losing weight I knew I would. Did you guys have a good Easter? I bawled my eyes out when they were wheel chairing me out of the hotel cos I was like great who breaks their foot on their birthday milestoner vacation? ME OBVIOUSLY. But fate played a part in all that and kinda made some magic happen for your hero and next year is my champagne birthday anyway, 31 on 31 hell yeah.

CUL8Raymi.