Low-commitment sitcoms

Where was we now? This winter’s been a bit messy and it hasn’t even really started snowing yet.

Went to the soft launch of Skin n Bones which is ironic cos when you eat there it will not make you so.

I’ve been eating a lot of steak tartar lately and burrata.

I love Manhattans. You get to transport your mind in to a 50’s Superman kind of dude. In a sharp blue suit. Instead of the lushface rummy ya might be.

Quail eggs and blow. Awesome. Just joshing. It’s dry sugar I forgetsies I’d have to ask my date.

Chicken bites and foie gras. My heart attack is having a heart attack brb.

I cannot play poker to save my life but I can pretend.

I have to fight to get my way in that of the thin crust philly cheesesteak pizza. #icantquityou.

File that under hell yes.

B-roll for Playboy stalking to you boys.

I am completely out of red lipstick. It is my thing. Until my hair grows long and cray.

I look like beauty and the beast Disney characterish here no? SHut up I don’t care I’ll turn off vomments if I have to lol.

Miss Peabody get a new shirt holy right?

Alright.

AHahahahahhaha sorry soap opera Dynasty called and said holla.

Annie Hall revival.

++++

And then I uploaded more Montreal stuff.

Addicting place.

I’ll be going back soonerish.

Like eating in a castle. A kingdom.

Zoro santa I see you.

Major Slob. Craptain.

Baby sitter hair.

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Oh right, that.

Blackberry dump. Go get a Mosista calendar bro.

Weird right.

OKay I have the munchies now. I got this far.

Octopus salad. Bomb.

Torture.

Morally outraging, look at what it says here: Tears are weak. Put her in her place. What’s cut off is “Stop acting gay” say it with fists wtf. My brother noticed it. It was in parkdale at Queen and Dufferin. WTF Toronto?? I saw them pasted all over Parkdale.

My grandfolks came over on this actual ship I scanned this print for my dad and the caption too. BRB Errands. RIP John Lennon Plus John White (my grandfather) same date. Wild.