Earth to Matilda

Just in case you needed ‘em, here are more examples of my stupidity. FIRST TIMER’S Lomography photography which is probably redundant because they made up the word lomography as a hybrid explanation of photography + the style of camera/film. I am so tired of typing lomography btw, that was the last time. Right there.

One hundred years ago these things happened. We ate popcorn I guess.

Hipster Hailey. She’s wearing a wooden guitar pic from The Hard Rock hotel in San Diego I bought her. This was her hippie phase.

Could these be considered legit instagrams? That’s my papa. Yes he is related to Jack Kerouac. Yes I have said that ten million times before. You have to keep repeating yourself because you never know what new important big deals may be watching you. I am very flexible too. LOLOLOLL Jokes shut up!

Holy am I drunk what the hell is going on here?? Hahaha this is how many f’s I give.

How’s about some of that too while we’re at it.

Double exposure bad ass.

That’s gotta be moms.

Kittens! These go for $900 a pop. Sha-right!

My uncle Mike double exposure sweet.

Shawny Hailey mash-up.

Aww Nana and Papa. Nana blinking, mmhmm.

Susan Sarandon said no to this dress. No pics of Susan Sarandon & this dress. Le sad.

Bunny Angora <3

Hipster picture.

Retro Raymi. Pretty hipster lookin’ mode here.

At my dad’s.

What’s the name of your guitar finish again dad? That photo is for “the guys” (plus Steph) section of my readership. Guitar Porn.

Hidden treasure book I bought Hailey in Quebec City last summer.

Dad’s chandelier.

Retro nostalgia for sure. I love the stillness of Burlington.

Retro Raymi platinum fact: my hair was so white I could wear white hair ties/elastics for maximum wizard effect and you should too if you have platinum hair it’s so pretty and mystical. In fact weave loads of white in to that hair. I will for my hair colour someday, I bet Steve would do it for me. Done.

You’ll be seeing a cameo of me in this get-up sometime soon. Alright those are my lomo shots thanks for watching. Happy Friday!