Ready for more please more sorry but there is more!

The wiener has arrived.

I don’t know what my inspiration for this outfit was. Suicidal?

I might have aged myself with the shawl. Fo shawl. No I just wanted to say that. Grabbing the purple mini hat on the way out cheered it all up.

Hey look it’s a new look oh no it’s not sorry! Oh my god I was so stricken by Bechnique’s Medusa glare that I almost missed my little self, I thought I was a napkin. I guess I can lead with this stupid one cos I am in it afterall. Nah it is boring maybe Rebecca will start blogging soon.

What’s the laserbeam pupil count for all these pictures? Jaja even patrons at other tables ok, it was very dark because my birthday falls on save the planet and turn the lights out day thanks for that by the way (ugh) just kidding you should have made it on april fool’s day instead just saying. I made a funny comment like oh this is one our favourite hangover restaurants because it is SO dark and someone goes uh it’s earth day loser HAHhA then I chugged on Rebecca’s water that was actually a tall double vodka soda ughhh I was trying to ease in to shit because we were not good the night before. Bleh. They took my beloved chorizo fonduta off the menu, how shocking why does that always happen to me? If they stop doing the little olive oil and spices thing then we are going to have problems.

Jules is our sneaky brat little sister, what did you just do Booboodoodoo?

How long have your fingernails been those rainbow colours for?

Sexy times at Bellamy’s.

Birthday flashbacks keep happening because I keep unearthing more pics. I have a lot going on in the fingers and necklace and face accessories department here. One of the singers was like hey bday girl do you have brown eyes? No they’re grey! ahahah asshole. We all added him to our twitters he got blitzed by the yay cray and I said to his table of mates hey you’re with the band. I am a geezer. What who is talking now huh? We played eye spy and I say I spy a dragonfly and they’re like that’s a bee idiot, it has a stinger. Tell me one more dumb thing I said/did and it’s a hat trick. No not that thing though, or that one either. Please. It’s still my birthday. Shh. My brother’s is on the tenth so we family party combo this weekend.

See that chick at the table has laser beams too.

Nice touch!

No I didn’t step on something that is my pose! Did you see the snl sketch with zoey deschanel + spoofing mkate, bjork and zoey deschenal the quirky show? Find a clip please. Anyway that is me being quirky? Quirky or Crush fucked new game! Lol.

Dance of the tissue paper

Bam that’s the one.

Blurry and Jules is stuck with someone else’s leather jacket. Sometimes you jam the jam or the jam jams you right kid? We’ll get it back.

Dance presents yeah yeah, yeah yeah!

Nips!

Rebeccablah has a closet full of shoes.

I look like miss muffet. GOOD! Great!

What is this a pretty party? Always.

That bag is exploded on the green velveteen couch right meow on to my friend (cat) in a stupid cray pile I guess I’ll take a picture. Update: Still doing it and still haven’t taken a photo and now I am showering.

Aw frowner the kid thinks she can party like the pro stars, in due time little lamb.

Coug is in the heart.

The night before all this I was 28 years old boo hoo.

This is our altar boy pose.

See, a bit big, not my thing. Now I have some muchos deneiro to blow teachy is so generous :). Though everything at Holt is expensive. Wish me luck. What is the big summer thing/must-have?

Too bad because I love this slip and would wear it all the time.

Bye!