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Wrestling with bloggy desires and juggling other shit I know just to bite the bullet and blog, it doesn’t feel right not to especially when I’m just drinking diet redbull and picking my belly button anyway, biding my time til Carrie comes over to paint me. She has to come by earlier leaving a margin of time for the paint to dry but I am so antsy and restless I pushed it back to half past 4, I think 3 hours is enough for paint to dry. We shall see so in the mean time I give you this post.

Meet my new friends. Orange guy teacher got for me as a surprise. Surprise I’m getting smokes! I lusted after them over the weekend after brunch with Bechnique. Do I look too cray? Except the outfit I was wearing was not as formal, it was more like hangover skid lurching out from behind the sunglasses spindle with my bangs sticking up stupidly. I put them back and thought about it. Said I would. They totally go with my blond hair but who knows the future of that and I can only imagine myself with black hair like a sucky pants defeatist and I know that orange and black equals halloween. Holy crap shut up downerface! Just enjoy your sunglasses jeez why don’t you.

I want to start wearing glasses so I can hide my face, seriously, people who wear glasses are cheating or they get an advantage with a lens (even if it is clear it still helps) hiding some of the seasoning on their faces. Notice how I said people and not just women? Dudes you be agin’ too guy.

As long as I can stay forever young in the face and in the head everything will run smoothly. I am pretty close to sleeping in a garbage bag lined with body lotion and other weird shit Madonna allegedly detoxes in every night wrapped in bandages and seaweed, compost, whatever. Can you tell birthday month is scrambling my brains?

Ha can you imagine me walking in to your local hipster diner and sitting down to order? I should have a hidden camera reality show where I do stunts like that, it will save me the effort of having to talk to people or come up with any sort of script and then one segment will be me and my mom and let the magic just write itself in all our cray shenans with Lois and then the show ends with me knocking on Bechnique’s door and then me her and Jules do a Yay Cray salute and burn something, burn a man on the dance floor I dunno but it better happen soon before “I am too old for this shit” takes over my self esteem permanently.

I wore that to be stretched out in yesterday, Kash was wearing basically the same thing so the pictures should come out nicely, all arms and legs in a 2 girls 1 pretzel of black spandex jajaja.

I drew a blank all day long on what goddamn song to choose and it wasn’t until last night could I select one, I am keeping it a surprise but I’ll give you a hint I’ve danced to it before and made a video of it within the last 2 months. There‘s my youtube channel if you’re bored take a guess.

I look like Easter in this. I like Easter so I am fine with that. Jesus rises from the dead, I get chocolate, it’s spring, everybody wins.

These pictures make me want to bust ass some more and get some more rehearsing in obvi. so I’ma wrap it up now.

I have to sew one of my gloves and perfect this wig, and my face, and try not to sweat all over myself too much in the process. Wish me luck.

Celebrity Blogger out! Torontoist mentioned our show.

NARWHAL GALLERY RECEPTION STARTS AT 7 AND GOES TIL 10.

ART/BURLESQUE: Japanese pop culture artist Junko Mizuno‘s second exhibition in Canada, Venus Cake: Junko Mizuno’s Food Obsession, opens this evening at Narwhal Projects, with the artist in attendance (Narwhal Art Projects, 680 Queen Street West, 7 p.m.–10 p.m., FREE). After the reception, the party will move down the street for a rock ‘n’ roll and burlesque afterparty, performed by Underground Peepshow and hosted by celebrity blogger Raymi the Minx. Bovine Sex Club (542 Queen Street West), 10 p.m., $10/$5 with costume or Junko Mizuno button.