You’re just like an angel your skin makes me cry

If the song and the outfit are right, it pretty much just makes itself. You can underplay.

Ahhhhhhhhh so relieved I’ve just narrowed my songs down to three definites, with the 3rd being an extra. I can’t wait to practice when teach gets home and record. He is my reluctant dance coach.

Oh you know just anotha day a hat from Bulgaria at 9 in the morning (insomnia last night so I wanted to sleep til 10:30) blasted me out of bed from a canada postman I had to put an entire outfit on with garth glasses just to answer the door. Stephy is the best. You can wear it like this too but how did you get your writing on a card that was mailed from Bulgaria? I’m wearing it out tonight. I am going to have three majorly weird and bizarre accessories like a swedish euro Bulgarian Red riding hood emu feathered wizard je ne sais I don’t know what le fuck but it will be good. I just tried my cape on in the mirror in the daylight, holy moly casseroli! Ps. not to draw attention to it but that’s not a bulge (completely hahaha), the craftsmanship of these drawers are redonk and I was juicier when I bought them. Lols hate that term so much it’s so funny espesh if you go juice-ay-ur in diva sing-song voice.

If I had more self esteem today I’d wear this beneath my dress and actually now that I mention it, totally matches. Hmmmmm. I did sit ups I took these (it’s sit ups night) and I am about to pop my vampula monthly as well and close up to mirror I look bigger, amazon. Only defending myself in advance, someone will call me fat. That’s how it is. I do not look fat in this in real life and I don’t care what you think I’m 120lbs and in a few days will be less. THE END.

Crappy photo but I love this outfit. I need to buy an actual tickle trunk. If someone wants to make me one (IT HAS TO BE EXACTLY LIKE MR. DRESS UP’S) I would gladly put it in my tickle trunk room. Wow small world that I already called my room that it’s like I am peewee herman arrested developmented or something.

Picked dress up yesterday. Relief it fits.

It’s a wee dress so I don’t think this boustierre will fit beneath. Here’s a love messageI sent out on FB to guests. Maybe I will go in to erotic fiction writing?

Dear Vamps, Save yourselves for Saturday Night, but practice your sassy sides tonight, have a glass of red wine tomorrow, take’r ease and ease in to Saturday where I will MOST DEFINITELY put a spell on you in my secret underground sexy Vamphouse layer with scads of gents and gentleladies single mixing a-boot! And my VIPLEASE players Club escorts who will sexually assault at will. Vampentine’s came early this year. I have a bleeding heart for you ♥ come see.

R. T Minx Esq.

Another horrible picture. Was zonked by this point last night.

I should have looked at the corsets, my mind was set on angel wings though but they were all not what I wanted and everyone decided for me not to do it and just lead me to my cape.

Hope the rods don’t hit the ceiling in here. I can practise on the landing upstairs, super high ceilings then on the deck in the summer aaaaaaah :).

Fished out the last small. Score.

We saw dancers in Miami with these on the stage at that place, I’ll get pictures. They were mesmerizing and hypnotizing to look at. I will master these. I’ve already got some seahorse egyptian druid ruler priestess shit laid down pat. Enclosing myself like a sleeping bat. Twirl spirals. Super fun. The rods come in a snooker pool cue suitcase type thing too HAHAHA. So I walk in and set up my “equipment” like a pro. THAT COULD BE PART OF THE STRIPTEASE. Set up. Ooh. La la.

They overcooked his steak so he got it free. Wednesdays is 2 for $50 date night and bottles of wine are $5 off. Guess we have a new Wednesday routine. They give you a voucher for a free app when they mess up your order, it’s a bit rich and unnecessary yet wholly one reason why I love suburban chain restaurants for normies, they baby and dote on you like the giant lazy self indulgent slob that I am and the waitresses are FORCED to be chatty and nice to you. It’s an actual vacation. That is how low my vacation standards are I will take anything at this point.

The chianti was meh, I told her it was great. I can be a people pleaser too. I wanted something more “open” and fucked if I know what that means. I don’t like metallic tinny after-effect from reds. This had a bit of that, no openness to breach it. I know I play dumb but I know my shit. That other $35 bottle of Spanish (something or other, confusing name) would have been more open but I pussed out. This bottle went down smooth and fast suffice it to say. I gave our waitress a vamps flyer she seemed super keen but instantly forgot once we were on our way out and me from ladies and asked her for toothpicks, she stared at me like I was a distant ghost. I was crushed. I will let ANYTHING break my heart I truly will.

Rent Frock Repeat‘s newest arrival. This is a size zero.

Your dress comes with Hollywood pimpin’ ammo. Dress tape, spray for stank I believe other goodies I haven’t had a chance to look at yet. These girls are dream dolls that’s for sure.

Burlesquercise begins right after I hit publish.

And once again I am wearing stupid socks.

XOXOX. I was talking to the dress! j/k kisses for you too Kristy, see you tonight maybes?

Paper heart lanterns and light up rings!!!!!

Shrimp Diane. Get it extra spicy like me! If snot is not running down my face like in the Yukon then it isn’t spicy enough.

Now that I know this self function I don’t need anyone anymore! Too bad it’s crap-o-quality. Excusez moi sil vous plait, but I must take a crapeux ou est le sal de bains? I JUST SPELLED THAT FROM MEMORY!

I could play a babysitter in a movie. DREAM GIG. Fakeysitting.

Movies bein’ filmed all over the place and we followed this van from down in the parking garage. I was on the phone about a gig I have next week playing video games. More and more my life is turning into Tom Hanks in BIG. DREAM LIFE.

Okay Joes I gotsta go!