I don’t get to enjoy the things i want to get to enjoy.

No more pics with my phone in a dark place like this and now that teach has the new iphone I will stop whining about my phone sometime never. Sorry. SORRRYYYYYYYYY! You guys I’m sorry.

Risotto balls they have a fancier name than that but I can barely remember what happened five minutes ago so this will have to suffice for now until I get to the menu photo. They were amazing. Better than the meatballs, which were also decent, so filling though. We have the best time at this place. I haven’t tried my typical smooth criminal flirtatious ways with them yet (maybe colleague can do that for me for slacking on my new business cards so much) but I really really want to review them someday.

We ate more garbage yesterday. I am full of shit about all this healthy stuff heheh also nothing has been photoshopped out I do not possess those skills quit hasslin’ me brah I have a ballerina flat chested thing going on when I lie down always have we’re all created differently. Some more awesomely than others. Enjoy it while you got it and if you’ve worked for it, don’t listen to anybody else. Be body proud and when you get fat, cover it up in a dashiki until it passes. I want to turn my body into Colombiana’s I want to be fit enough to do parkour (will never happen but that’s what stunt doubles are for).

We have both of these sauces at home so taking tacos to go is no problemo! I don’t have the adorable squeeze bottles though.

Look a usb hello kitty from my aunt. This picture is also a mini representation of what my life is actually like.

Speaking of food comas, death by chorizo fonduta.

I need electrolysis yes that is five o’clock shadow. I keep it seventies whenevs poss. All these mini gitches are making it a bit impossible though. I need a better camera, this is bullshit. You need to see me in high def.

I didn’t leave the house all day Friday and again Saturday, I have done and do enough in my life so I don’t at all feel guilty about it, over missing the freak warm weather. Who cares it’s still shitty out. I’m hibernating. I go out when we run out of food or have it delivered. Finally though last night I went out to Salvador Darling with Bechnique, for Tanya’s birthday. My leather coat was taken so in return I took the one that the girl left behind, it’s a large, mine was a small. Fucking christ thanks a lot, have fun squeezing into it I fucking loved that jacket, Steph gave it to me. I’ll post a photo of the one I now have. It’s so bullshit, it was behind the bar and if I never left the house this never woulda happened. #hipsterproblems I’m not that pissed, I can always buy another (SO MUCH SENTIMENTAL VALUE THOUGH) and a button of a girl sucking off a banana I got from adventurehouse and it says thinking of you. If you see a bitch wearing my coat, rip it off her large upper-framed body. Delayed anger reaction and no ps I am not a hipster I am a gargoyle. But speaking of popularity, look how many times my “your necklace is backwards” tweet has been retweeted thanks to shitgirlssay.

But I saw my friends and it was worth the experience. Saw Eyeborg and he blew me about how great a writer I am and how I look I was pleased but he always tells me I am great and I said leave me blob comments then it’s important to me (it really is! it’s like gas in your fuckin’ car okay give me a break here people) then I said we would be right back after last call and went to wrong bar, two party photographers later, a buncha hella other people I know including bar stars gill my homegirl and steve, Jonathan Fran”disco” who also said I looked “different” I was like what do you mean, we were by the atm and the michael jackson arcade game I was taking out money I said you mean I look hot, I look good, he said YES. That was a conceited trap you just fell in to of mine, works every time. I have hazy pictures of all this on my phone I believe and if the two party photogs pull through (they better!) then there’ll be even worse ones to show for it haha.

One guy knew me through Melodie and said who doesn’t have a crush on you Raymi? I feel like a caged minx that everyone abuses (makes fun of, whatever, trolls) so this is news to me. I don’t think I look particularly hot here at all either and my lingerie is mismatched. I’m a skid and this is what I do.

Tacos again this week? Or do I need a taco break?

Aww who’s a sad babushka now?

It’s the two pm down for the count.

Brunch, or firstsies. With Mados and sriracha and green salsa verde. It’s exotic up in here! I ate this in 4 bites, maybe 5 and I let the seasoned plate be passed on to teacher for his eggs. Big in to seasoning pans from all the crap I cook, lazy as fuck too but delicious all the for it, I am a kitchen (and a chicken) genius, the things I do with rotisserie chickens from metro it’s like a truck stop science experiment gone awesome all the time, the other night we made a chicken covered salad that tasted like something right out of Wendy’s, yes, THEE Wendy’s. It was a big night for us ahahah gross slobs and then I boiled down the chicken carcass so who knows the fuck what that’ll turn into (hint: planet awesome soup). Gillian and I also have some foodielite ideas up our apron sleeves coming up this year and Courtney. Apparently Sean Ward will be flexing his foodie muscles too.

Sad to see the tree go but it is a physical representation of our mutual weaknesses combined, a bevy of them from lazy to sentimental and clingy, inability to accept reality, let things go, I could go on but you get the point. Also the tacky police might come and arrest us. Stella loves her bow in other news and Totoro has two faces and is sleeping here with Stella.

Band.

Courtney look it’s Contagion! Don’t ever shake a chef’s hand in hong kong and let anyone touch your cellphone or touch your face or kiss anyone! That movie is an eye-opener, namely, we are fucked if there is ever an outbreak cos according to Courtney our globe is so interconnected you couldn’t not transmit germs all over the place. See what these movies do to your mind!

Three amazing tacos for ten bucks is a great price. Do they make you fat?

Greetings from the couch I’ll brb with more, have to Facebook blast this. That’s the rules.

So graphic. Mmmmmmm. Ok going for real now. Teach goes back to school tomorrow hehehh. I said I would take the decorations down for him but he wants to wait to do it together. Guys are so gay I love it. If you can guess how many cans of coke and gingerale we shared over dinner you will win (something probably totally stupid) a prize.

Goodnight!