The Minx who stole Christmas

Costume boudoir explosion here! Omg our costumes are dope!

ALL ALONE ON CHRISTMAS – DARLENE LOVE – opening number, all elfettes: raymi red pastel bunny

THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU – PEGGY LEE – RED ZEPPELIN

MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY – CHUCK BERRY – RAYMI

SANTA CLAUS IS BACK IN TOWN – BUNNY

JINGLE BELLS (SAMMY DAVIS VERSION) – PASTEL

BREAK

BABY ITS COLD OUTSIDE - johnny mercer – RED ZEPPELIN

MERRY CHRISTMAS DARLING – PASTEL

MR. GRINCH – RAYMI

(mini break)

– FINALE – TRIO – IM DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS – THE DRIFTERS – BUNNY PASTEL RAYMI

ENCORE

Mele kalikimaka – bing crosby – RAYMI

thanks!

Read this flyer. THIS ONE! UP THERE. This is what’s going on tonight. Would love to see you!

Tonight will be a night to remember before the week of xmas hell begins. Hang on to your dream for one.night.longer of self-deluding and fantasy and see your favourite Christmas classics acted out in sexy burlesque it’s going to be redonkufunkalicious.

I better not rip one of my feather earrings out of my ear.

Adding AA over knee stockings and AA green bikini bottoms I am going to wear over this g-string and peel off, eeeh!!

HAhaha my earrings. Yes I kept them.

LOL.

I wanted to throw a banana in to the crowd but I think that would be like, enough.

These gloves ahhh. There will be headbands to match. So excited. How many costume changes? I’ll post the set list.

Kat did you find that extra garter?

I broke one during a performance yesterday oops. 7 chances left! I could sew it back together I guess. Have you ever been kissed by an Elfette before? They’re better than angel kisses. And hey man, I kissed that ginger troll hobo lush horseshoe tavern barfly on the WET BEARD EWWW when I was blasted with my ex once so I don’t think that level of disgusting could be topped tonight so if you catch a garter the Elfette charter states that blabbity blah do I have to keep writing this dear penthouse drivel ? hheheh.

Hair done did. Hope the BD team come by tonight after/during their xmas party.

I am chevy chase in national lampoon’s christmas vacay when he falls through the attic ceiling agaha.

I am going to wear Allison’s jewelry tonight, I guess she makes jewelry now. She’s always up to something.

I’m going to give a pair of these teeny weeny gitches away!!! Fresh don’t worry. Thanks OHHH CANADA.

I love that tutu, it brightens up the room so much I can’t stop staring at it. It’s a soft day glo, trips your eyeballs out, going to look amazing on stage with my feather grinchy pointer/enforcer.

Requisite I am fat comment, that is an xs nightie, tightest sausage making thing ever and the bottoms cut off at my love handles.

Bum bum Lauren is one of my family nicknames. Here is because why.

Dude, it’s happening.

This cat is known to drink from my coffee, or, anything. Stupid cat. I love My Friend.

Sigh. I wish but when the hell else can I seriously wear green elf stripper sparkle shoes and be taken seriously. Nowhere.

Stop forehead furrowing!

Eep. I am going to be doing some serious #girlscaping once Teach gets back with a triple-A battery for my muff trimmer.

Wouldn’t miss it for the world, would ya? I should def dance in these grotesque things tonight hahah I am.

Back to practising my luau.