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Hello Dearies!

Number one Little Raymi got me a sexy (christmas?) scientist outfit yay! Now I can do another Tim Burton masterpiece.

Tree in the morning sun today. I love it. My new friend. Move over cats.

And dog cat.

After Bunny Angora left, and we had a flat crust philly cheesesteak pizza, and didn’t find it satisfying enough so we ordered it again as the reg crust and it is gooier and I hated myself well kind of, I danced it off a lot. I had pizza at MTV yesterday too. ugh NO MORE.

I had almost half. I just go man, I don’t know how I put all this away, I am good at hiding and balancing it and restricting. I had a tidal wave of emotions in the green room and every time i put a square of pizza in my mouth I felt better. You do get crabby and insane when you don’t eat. It’s classic calming tv trick, pizza will come it becomes everyone’s mantra, you look at each other with vacant eyes from the couch and mouth pizza O_O. Then it comes and you have 4 pieces. I will look like a denim nicki minaj cupcake I bet. Did I spell her name right? Man she is fun to look at and google.

Here’s something I should have said when they pulled up a video or two of mine and said they were mundane. Oh really? because What I actually see happening here is a girl rehearsing for her burlesque showcase which she worked hard and diligently on (whilst juggling many other projects) all month long and it’s her final run-through before leaving for the venue. That’s not very mundane at all actually. Heh. I laid in bed all night going over everything, Teacher was like your mind is racing I know you. They asked what I would say next when I got home or blogged I said I would probably wait and see until the episode airs and then play the game accordingly I dunno. They got me good though. I can’t even make any more comments even just ones that seem mundane as they will give it away, like how I dressed and what angle they are definitely painting me as.

I remembered some brilliance from my interview with Ramona but then I lost it again. Both these things will be airing in January and yes I will give you long advance notice.

One outfit option. This is like my Keg uniform No I do not work at the Keg. Mom, Lois, girls, Keg Holiday jam? YAH!

They need to sleep in the mornings, so lazy, I get up and they are like just chill dude please catch you at lunch.

She’s SO CUTE. A dwarf and, retarded. My two favourite things! You didn’t know? Lucky doing my makeup was like everyone who works here is part retarded and I said that’s perfect because I am FULL retarded.

Penguin!

My hair has moved in to the “long” category now. I am going to start getting super super prissier about it, hang tight dudes. The monster plan is coming to fruition. Remember me with long black hair? Mermaids have all the power. Mermaids who look like p0rn stars who half of everyone thinks is crazy or stupid so they write off all the while my rank and traffic rises. Susie Marbles who?

Oh my god crazy sirens right meow. Lots lately in PDale.

Normally I go to Holts and take 50 pics of their store front xmas display get wasted at Hemingways and call it a day, this will have to suffice for now. iLazy. iCrazy. Ha no crazy busy.

It’s christmas in there too and still have to put that shelf up. We all lazy.

Minxes like: cheese, meat, eating as fast as hyenas and laughing at you as such.

Seen here in their natural environment, domestic molestic interiors. Do not disturb while at play unless you have come armed. You will not win, this is what we are doing until we are finished.

I need to start photoshopping myself. Or get eyebag surgery. How much does it cost? Find me a sponsor kay daddy? It will be blogged.

This hat will not be a regular thing.

Who is coming to the xmas show dec 18? I’m going to google xmas pin ups for the poster.

Brunch time now, ooh going to my fav Boom location and they have wifi now eeh! Poached eggs here I come. Don’t I look like a crazy wizard spaceship commander here? Say yes it feels so good.