Thank goodness it’s frisky Friday

Oh dear. This is a relic of a suit, I was hired as the sexy santa girl for Andy Kim’s christmas special at mod club (with Esthero!) and it was awkward cos I was there with THE SANTA of Toronto but his fucking wife shows up, they didn’t hire or pay her so we all stood there together ugh so I just mingled and got wasted like a party elf jester, my mom, GOT OBLITERATED and bopped me on the head and face and talked like a yak through her Andy Kim (whom she sloppy kissed) poster at me while I was greeting everyone as they left MOM I”M WORKING FUCK OFF and her date would and could not drag her away. They haven’t called me back. I was talking to Jacob about this at Lana Del Rey, I think I was 24 22? My mom suggested I get a medium so that she could fit in to this. My nana has also worn it too. Oh god. So it’s a little bit too roomy for this exhibitionist. HO a ho ho.

Party time excellent! I want to listen to Eddie Murphy’s party all the time now. I WILL!

It came from a costume store in Mississauga. I added the apron from Nana’s house, cut and folded it.

This used to fit me like a glove. I got it from the AA warehouse sale a few years ago, then I got fat and now I am teenier than when I first bought it? SO togalicious. It coula been yours at my 10 year blogiversary party. I love my clothes all over again because I tried to get rid of all of them.

Like a glove and reversible for whichever shoulder you favour.

Dork.

I am not wearing this in public so you can get that out of your head right now.

Keep weights around always in sight and you will pick those bastards up a hell of a lot more frequently than you would otherwise, Raymi fitness tip.

The pot of stuff on the counter is my new hair product I use once a week in lieu of conditioner, just a glob the size of a nickel. It was expensive. It’ll make my hair stronger and help prevent breakage.

Shoes are scary to walk in but I can dance in them, odd right.

Love/hate this pic. More so hate.

Wow check that hair. Brennen Demelo is a genius.

I keep thinking I’m going to visit Leslie and just fly with that painting instead. My slothenly ways with sending mail are one of many shames of mine.

We were fighting about cleaning the house and I said I’m a blogger seeee in speakeasy voice and then we made jokes in bed for an hour before going to sleep. I let Stella sleep in my arms I treat her like a cat I am a giant fag.

We joked to my niece when she still believed in Santa Claus that I worked for him, I blogged for him and worked part time at the North Pole. It was a good story, modern take on Christmas. I said it was a secret though, it was when we still had Cedar Grove and I wore my santa dress for our christmas eve family hang.

LOL that blog rules. Here’s more.

Could look at these instead of my stupid ass all day right?

TGIF!

Too far? GOOD! (it’s emo day).

I was in the middle of cramps and bad. I get pms three weeks in advance then I’m normal and wondering if I am pregnant cos no cramps or any symptoms leading up to the day. I had two advils and prob why I got so loaded. Wuhoo! I look like a desperate trophy wife maybe that’s because I am! No I’m bloated and in pain.

This was an off posing night so I was like lets just look at the shoes shall we kay?

I’m going to be on MTV’s next episode of a new Social Media show next week, my heart just skipped a beat and I felt a flutter as I typed that. I am hyper self conscious of everything I type now that I know I am “being watched” which doesn’t make sense as I am always being watched but, I just hope I can hack it.

It smells so nice.

This is my impression of a twenty year old. I WISH.

It’s like the tickle trunk is here again. Whatever, what do you think a Hello Kitty insane person’s place looks like? We’re in the middle of a cleaning house stalemate and both losing.

Ha ha the cat. This is the christmas groupie outfit I wore to Lana Del Ray. It looks freakishly sunny out, ah got tings ta do.

Ghostface Killah TONIGHT!

Kinda cute in a dumbass innocent nerd kind of way? Silver fox bait for sure.

Uploaded these on second thought. The more the merrier.

Mystery Camera is better than Iphone pics.

We are still recovering from this night.

We like our idols messy.

I’ll have to watch myself tonight though cos it’s family weekend again, My Uncle is coming down.

We are Milestoner lovers. I’m collecting their bellini trinkets they throw in your drink. We go after I get my hair did around the corner and last time I saw a girl with my same hair, a sort of acquaintance and there is no way she didn’t do that to her hair because of me cos I saw her after a hair appointment at Brennen several appointments ago and maybe that was the last rip-off straw. She was sitting in my favourite booth I sat in with Brock once and with my hair holding a big goblet of wine and grinning to her date acting so, me? Ik. I almost fainted. You are not allowed in my ironic low key resto with my hair!

My pink earrings matched my shirt and nails. Ok that’s all.