Reel love
So the thing with Durex is they are the more intellectual condom brand answer to Trojan, which apish frat boys apparently use and so they got a lot of brainier folk (including your hero, me) to discuss doing it on a higher plane of tantra or something level (foreplay, blowjobs, etc) made a documentary out of it and voila, enjoy. If you haven’t been able to view (from Australia) or wherever yet. Ps. I just saw on twitter that 1 in 120 Torontonians are hiv-posi. EW. Use those domes guys and gals! Ps. I refused to perform fellatio on the banana so I air guitar fellatio’d instead. YAY!
Also my new Decorium high-end furniture friends are hosting a $2000 contest right now! I want to win seeing as I have been bailing on events and favouring the interior Minx cave of late but also it’s Christmas time and a smug living room set would be key. If you can’t change your husband, you can change your living room! Can I come over? Actually if I won I’d give it to my dad.
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Ps. I asked Adil for my embed codes from MY City Lives videos last week or so because I love my hair in them. Ahh memories.
This time last year I was loads fatter, I know I look chunky here but I’m not. Promise.
I said Daddy. Ha! Good job RTM.
Yes your hair was very excellent in those other videos there.
girls in the city would die if i revealed with whom that daddy moment happened with, he’s an online serial dater and I got to him first thank fuck.
ha ha, i think the best part is when they ask that dude about dirty talk and in all seriousness he says “i said fuck me, fuck me hard” or whatever.
if that’s chunky then what am I ?!
whatever you want me to dress like a hippo!