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Exactly 2:00 long too! FUN! YAY! I stayed in! This is actually wicked I think but too bad can’t do flooreography at the Bovine cos it’s too dirty and no one can see from the back. Another venue another time in Paris someday.
It’s that time again, working on another burlesque showcase (date to be confirmed) so soon already, just around the corner December is. Ho ho ho. A lot of these xmas classic jams (to perform to) are quite slow, the ones appropes for a burlesque show that is, gonna be hilarious and yuletidey barftacularly festive no doubt. V excited. Pastel Supernova and Bunny Angora fully on board wuhoo new hot blood :).
xo Raymbo Claus.
ps. I WILL have a naughty and nice list ON DECK so watch yo-selves, plenty-o elves ta deal with y’alls.
pps. Happy Thanksgiving to my American buddies. Be careful tomorrow on black Friday!
Triple ps. here is the second half to my florence new fav jam vid I have watched it over and over and over again enough already all the stupid has worn off so enjoy, sorry it’s not Mr. Grinch (which will be a laugh riot I am sure seeing as I treat everything I touch like halloween now).
“Floor work” stripper industry speak. Teacher liked this part of the performance more than the first one anyway cos I get right down to biz and the ridic opening girly fanfare is all out of the way, I imagine. Totally haven’t learned the words to the song yet either in this magical production.
and now I watch my rendition to rockin’ around the Christmas tree, tonight marks exactly one month away to xmas eve. OMG SO CLOSE TO SUMMER!
That middle picture where you’re stretched out is kind of surreal-looking (in a good way).
were you alive in the 80’s? stretch armstrong?
i agree. Stretchy rules. Also wats with the santa hat.. you should tighten your niche a bit.. Kwanzaa….
Kwanzaa symbols include a decorative mat on which other symbols are placed, corn and other crops, a candle holder with seven candles, called a kinara, a communal cup for pouring libations, gifts, a poster of the seven principles, and a black, red, and green flag. The symbols were designed to convey the seven principles.
I haven’t been on your blog in a long time. I use to come here religiously.. a couple years ago. Your hair is blonde. Or white.. Or whatever. I have to say, I prefer you black, but you look better blonde.
I came back to visit your blog because I was on facecrack and I saw you doing a weird face in a ad for Durex Savvy Love. I clicked the video, then the link.. And that’s all I found you in. But it took me a sec to realize it was you.
hi old stranger
Great post title.
i’m stoked for your christmas burlesque.
I thought so too teej.
I was alive in the 80’s, but just barely.
he was a wrestling doll with stretchy arms that my parents bought my brother and he immediately stretched it as far as poss and it was broken. cool toy!
http://comigirl.com/magazine/tinseltown/film/taylor-lautner-is-stretch-armstrong/
oh look we both learned something new, taylor lautner is playing him in a movie. i doubt he was alive in the 80’s. thank you for making me feel old.