Bragger’s paradise
We had to get milk. I dressed like it was a runway competition aka like Aladdin. We’ll be back here tomorrow for more B roll footage and scene shots. Exciting.
Jump suit!
LOL. Doot doot doo what am I a chimney sweep? YES!
It’s hard taking pictures with your left and the touch screen. I have always had secret tattoo agendas to have just a tiny part peeping out, on Blythe it’s her cute barbie legs. Now this wrist, a tail. I can put it over my face like those STUPID moustache tattoos lol. Just kidding I can haz not be a hater.
Stella gets Queen/Dufferin nervous so I thought I’d sort her nerves out by getting her all riled up at the dog run and turns out the dog walking freaks were there and their big bully dogs it was a hilarious time.
Cool order, flickr.
We saw them before at the park and Stella wanted to play so I walked us near pretending to be following Stella, which, I was. But they seemed too official and it was harshing my mellow so we bounced, “Mummy has to work.”
It’s nice to get out for a bit in the morning I love it. They were all teaming up on the labradoodle, cos he’s the “constant” of the pack and they all want to fight for pack dominance. Dog world is like in the wilds. I liked seeing the curly one get attacked, he liked the attention anyway. My shoes got muddy and I got to pick up Stella’s crap using a purple bag with mini white hearts dotted all over it cos the other dog freak needed my bag for his gargantuan dog crap yeah thanks pal! Lol. I almost got taken out by the running stampede herd 30 times cos I was in the tiny through-high-traffic way. I feel like a fraud with all these dog folk and inwardly panic that they will find me out about being a dog newb plus Stella doesn’t help me out at all in any shape or form when she gets spooked and rips me down the street like the Apocalypse is after her. Bye guys see ya later!
Not bad eh.
There’s some real artists out there.
Lady Garbage was licking My Friend. It was adorably retarded and I missed capturing the action. They’re so modest.
Rick put these all together by hand. He showed me once.
I have an Ikea idea lets get a new fucking mirror!
I am going to Sarah Connor my tricep it’s going to be disgusting.
THIS IS WHAT MEIN BRAIN LOOK LIKE O_o! AGH! lolll
Can you imagine getting punched in the face by me now! The last thing you see before darkness is the slinky minx tail, pow. That’ll look good in work out videos.
Courtney is a hot mess right now, Teacher and I had a fight. I needed a breather so we went out as trainwrecks last night and I brought Courtney to Jupiter. We also went to the Thompson as well, which is a whole other planet unto itself lol. Saw Odie, Stephen was holding us up so we missed him, “I want to introduce you to Lanny! Order drinks on me.” like fifty texts sorry missed you Courtney and I looked like lesbian slobs. Everyone was staring it was hysterical. We started out at the Caddy and it was all downhill from there.
Google this word and THEE SHALL FIND ME.
Serious Unicorn brains in a jar.
All spilled out OMG no. I got a million other pics of these with flash from another hang out there.
Speaking of trainwrecks what do you think about Courtney’s (lol not my Courtney, LOVE, Courtney) latest thing on stage? Man she hates Grohl but I think what she meant about food off Frances’ table she meant her own, right? And sorry maybe the one redeeming thing about you once was Kurt so lay off the poor sod holding up the photo of him.
That’ll show ya to get in ma grill all damn day #dogownerhumour I’ll take you to the dog run and have all these dinosaur sized dogs chase the hell out of you then terrify you under the Dufferin bridge aww she’s all curled up in a sunbeam on the couch now.
Ok one more can’t get enough.
We were going to throw this out. May come in handy.
And this candle is from the night we drank Jack Daniels, that green one is from the Pinot Noir and so on.
Bright colours bring brightness in to your life.
Next up, Harth Fest part II mess!
Ha ha what a party slut. I WAS WORKING! It. That’s for sure.
Dude, is that a cod piece?
What happens at HarthFest Stays at Harth Fest. Kind of.
LOL.
Yep. I’m a hot heart broken mess. Sigh. Not even people watching creeps at the Thompson could cheer me up. At least that 3 legged cat gave my life some perspective. Shit could always be worse. Thanks for listening to me whine and watch me get misty. xoxox
i was being so self centered i didnt even notice you were crying awww! LOL
oooohh i love the tail!!!! ever sweet!!!
thanks terry